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purplekow Grand Master

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I have never had one. I have had good ones, great ones and outstanding ones. I have had fun sweaty ones. I have had ones that have left me parched. I have memorable ones, multiple ones and morning, noon and night ones. Never had a bad one.

Now escorts probably have as many orgasms as anyone and more than just about everyone, so it seems this would be the place to good to find out if there are bad orgasms or do orgasms, like grades at Harvard, start with a B and go up from there.

 

There was a young lad from Kent

With a cock so long that it bent

His angular appendage

Led to a spectacular ending

But instead of coming, he went.

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rvwnsd Grand Master

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I once had an orgasm that was accompanied by a massive headache. That was not fun. It must have been obvious because the escort asked if something was wrong.

whipped guy Grand Master

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Funny, well not really funny, but it seems strange that I have been with some of the hottest men on the planet and even worse than not having a good one, is not having one at all. However, given all that transpired previously I still felt quite satisfied.

 

OK, so true confessions here. It happens. Plus, if it has not happened yet it most likely will happen some time in the future to most guys. I've heard that it has even happened to a few escorts, and some that have even posted here... In the past... DISTANT past that is! :);)

 

-One time the escort asked when there was no obvious evidence of anything having happened, "Did you cum?"

-My response, "Well, if felt like I did!"

 

-Another time when the load shot was not exactly of a gargantuan proportion my response was, "Damn! There was a time I could shoot across the room!"

-Escort response, " Hey, what do you mean! You just shot over you head and and it landed on the rug on the other side of the bed!"

-I even looked for it later, but never found it, but heck that's part of what we're paying these guys to do. Right?!

 

Hey, I tell it like is is. Truth in advertising here. Heck! At times stuff happens! Hopefully not often.....

big-n-tall Grand Master

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No orgasm is a bad orgasm. However, what can happen during or after can be.

 

I can sometimes have very very intense orgasms. I pulled muscles and gotten cramps in doing so. :p I have also heard/felt bones (including my spine) crack or pop. Hell, I have even temporarily lost some hearing. And if I get up to fast after, I've had dizzy spells.

 

But I enjoy every minute of it. Unless of course it kills me. Well then, I'm guess I would have died happy. :D

whipped guy Grand Master

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No orgasm is a bad orgasm. However, what can happen during or after can be.

 

I can sometimes have very very intense orgasms. I pulled muscles and gotten cramps in doing so. :p I have also heard/felt bones (including my spine) crack or pop. Hell, I have even temporarily lost some hearing. And if I get up to fast after, I've had dizzy spells.

 

But I enjoy every minute of it. Unless of course it kills me. Well then, I'm guess I would have died happy. :D

Yeah! I've had the muscle cramp thing happen on occasion as well! As you say no orgasm is really a bad orgasm, but even being into pain, when accompanied by the bad type of pain it can make things a bit disconcerting if not really totally bad.

 

Normally, I like a bit of pain when I'm about to cum. However, let's make that the good type of pain such as having a set of Japanese clover clamps ripped off your nips timed perfectly to coincide with your orgasm. It certainly adds a nice synergistic effect to the proceedings!!! :D

José Soplanucas Grand Master

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I hate amphetamines. I found this out when I was a teenager and my doctor prescribed me some as a weight loss therapy. When I was under the effect and masturbated, my cum would shoot first and without strength, and the actual orgasm with the muscular contractions that push the cum would take place after. I did not like it and I stopped taking the med.

Later on, during my years doing some coke, I would be able to distinguish when the stuff was cut with amphetamine because of the same effect, while masturbating or having sex. I should be able to enjoy the physical sensation of the orgasm, because it is there, but it is like my brain cannot process the feeling of the cum coming out and, a few seconds later, bum! the orgasm hitting.

I do not like it. So for me, that is a bad orgasm and I have had several of those.

Lookin Grand Master

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Normally, I like a bit of pain when I'm about to cum. However, let's make that the good type of pain such as having a set of Japanese clover clamps ripped off your nips timed perfectly to coincide with your orgasm. It certainly adds a nice synergistic effect to the proceedings!!! :D

 

Never had a bad orgasm myself though, so far, not as good as the one Letitia van Allen describes to Myra Breckinridge. (Letitia, played by Mae West, is fresh out of the hospital and strapped to an upright board on wheels until her fractured spine can heal.)

 

“It was perfection!” She roared happily. “Total perfection! I have never in my life known such absolute and complete happiness. Such a … no, there are no words to describe what I went through. All I know is that I am now entirely fulfilled. I have lived and I have loved to the fullest! I can at last give up sex because anything more would be anticlimax.”

 

“Not to mention fatal.” I must say Letitia’s happiness depressed me mortally. “Just what did Rusty do to you this time?”

 

“What did he not do!” Her eyes became glazed with memory and gin. “It all happened the day he signed the contract at Fox. You know I got him the lead in that series with top money, special billing, participation, the works. Anyway, after the signing, we went back to Malibu to celebrate.” Her voice was dreamy. “It began upstairs when he tore my clothes off in the closet. Then he raped me standing up with a metal clothes hanger twisted around my neck, choking me. I could hardly breathe. It was exquisite! Then one thing led to another. Those small attentions a girl like me cherishes … a lighted cigarette stubbed out on my derriere, a complete beating with his great thick heavy leather belt, a series of ravenous bites up and down the inner thighs, drawing blood. All the usual fun things, except that this time he went beyond anything he had ever tried before. This time he dragged me to the head of the stairs and raped me from behind, all the while beating me with his boot. Then, just as I was about to reach the big O, shrieking with pleasure, he hurled me down the stairs, so that my orgasm and the final crash with the banister occurred simultaneously. I fainted with joy! Without a doubt, it was the completion of my life.”

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Rusty Godowsky (Roger Herren) and Letitia van Allen (Mae West)

in Gore Vidal's Myra Breckinridge (starring Raquel Welch)

gallahadesquire Grand Master

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During my 3 1/2 hospitalization in 2010, I finally had it (in early April) and decided to masturbate in rehab. They leave the doors open, you know ...

Anyway: Although a satisfactory orgasm, it hurt. A lot. I have no idea why.

 

Also, at my relatively advanced age, I've noted that, though the ED creeps in from time to time, the Orgasms have become much, much more intense. Maybe that's the prostatic hypertrophy?

 

Enquiring minds want to know!

sam.fitzpatrick Grand Master

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Although never had a bad one - - I've experienced the inability to get there once or twice. Usually happens during vacations when I'm more likely to be with someone more frequently than in my daily routine. (i.e. more than once in a a day or several consecutive days.)

SundayZip Mentor

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Ask Hedy Lamarr if she's ever had a bad orgasm. She acted out the first onscreen orgasm in the 1933 Czech movie, Ekstase (Ecstasy). According to her 1967 biography (Ecstasy and Me), the movie's director pricked her with a needle to make the orgasm look real. You can see it happening at about 1:48 on this clip.

 

whipped guy Grand Master

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Thread title sounds like the tradition of German spa town names, where Bad = bath/spa/resort: Bad Tölz, Bad Wörishofen, etc.

 

So, contrary to the English-language meaning, I wouldn't mind vacationing in Bad Orgasm! :cool:

LOL! Of course my favorite is Baden-Baden.

 

Now if anyone can name an opera that takes place in a French spa they win the prize!

corndog Rising Star

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A couple of times I've had the experience, during masturbation if I recall, of squirting but basically feeling nothing. It leaves me feeling like "Oh, that's it?"

 

I wonder if it is technically possible to "cum" without having an orgasm?

Funguy Grand Master

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As with rvwnsd, I have has an occasional one leading to an incredible headache such that I though I might have burst an aneurism and almost went to the hospital. That might have been embarrassing!

Gar1eth Grand Master

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I've had a lot of meh orgasms. Usually they have occurred when I'm by myself. They seem more common the older I've gotten or maybe it's just that I orgasm less often. So the meh ones stand out more. Right now I haven't had an orgasm in close to a month. I don't notice it that much on a daily basis except I miss being with someone.

 

Gman

Gar1eth Grand Master

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to me an orgasm is like chocolate - even if it is just average it is still satisfying.

 

I wish. I've had lots and lots where after everything was over and done I've thought to myself, "Why did I even bother?"

 

Gman

quoththeraven Grand Master

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I wonder if it is technically possible to "cum" without having an orgasm?

 

Is it possible to have an orgasm without cuming?!?!

 

This is something I did not know until recently (nor is this something I've observed personally), but both ejaculation without orgasm and orgasm without ejaculation (more colloquially, a "dry orgasm") are possible.

 

The irony of me being the person who says so is not lost on me.

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