Interesting way of lying about your stats

[+ poolboy48220]

Check out this ad...

 

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=428239

 

The last pic, holding up the measuring tape. As far as I can tell, he's got the tape set so that the base of his dick is at the 1" mark, if you're measuring fairly. Making him 6 1/2", not 7 1/2". What do you think?

[BabyBoomer]

Agree, but does that dick go with those pix?

 

~ Boomer ~

[+ azdr0710]

well, yeah, he IS pushing the tape measure in a bit!....at least he's measuring it on top, the correct way.....I laugh at some of these porn sites where they measure a dude on the bottom of the dick practically starting way back somewhere near the bottom of his balls!!

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

Vanity sizing. Have you noticed that men's trouser sizes no longer equal inches? I'm a size 31 but 34 inches around... Waists get smaller and dicks get bigger.

 

This is another way in which JLA is my personal gold standard. His 9 inches are honest and real.

[coriolis888]

Check out this ad...

 

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=428239

 

The last pic, holding up the measuring tape. As far as I can tell, he's got the tape set so that the base of his dick is at the 1" mark, if you're measuring fairly. Making him 6 1/2", not 7 1/2". What do you think?

 

 

 

Actually, he does not mention a penis size in his ad. He says "large" even though the way he measured is bizarre.

 

He did mention his supposed age. In his ad he claims to be age 22. However, that body, with are the extruding veins in the arms and torso together with his wrinkled skin, there is no way in hell, he could be age 22.

 

His measuring his penis as he did shows there is something wrong with the ad.

[Rudynate]

Vanity sizing. Have you noticed that men's trouser sizes no longer equal inches? I'm a size 31 but 34 inches around... Waists get smaller and dicks get bigger.

 

This is another way in which JLA is my personal gold standard. His 9 inches are honest and real.

 

 

If you buy normal-sized pants, they fit true.

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

What are "normal-sized" pants? I don't understand...

[BabyBoomer]

Actually, he does not mention a penis size in his ad. He says "large" even though the way he measured is bizarre.

 

He did mention his supposed age. In his ad he claims to be age 22. However, that body, with are the extruding veins in the arms and torso together with his wrinkled skin, there is no way in hell, he could be age 22.

 

His measuring his penis as he did shows there is something wrong with the ad.

 

Reread the text is says 7.5"

 

~Boomer ~

[coriolis888]

Reread the text is says 7.5"

 

~Boomer ~

 

 

 

You are absolutely correct.

 

I am off to the optometrist, first thing in the morning.

[bigvalboy]

This is another way in which JLA is my personal gold standard. His 9 inches are honest and real.

 

Exactly VHC....Every now and again, I realize how much I miss LA

[rvwnsd]

Check out this ad...

 

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=428239

 

The last pic, holding up the measuring tape. As far as I can tell, he's got the tape set so that the base of his dick is at the 1" mark, if you're measuring fairly. Making him 6 1/2", not 7 1/2". What do you think?

I think this might be a case of a bad camera angle making an accurate measurement appear to be exaggerated. When I first looked at the pic, it appeared as though the 1" mark was at the base of his dick. However, after getting my computer screen up close and looking over the top of my glasses, it appears that the edge of the tape measure is actually positioned where the base of his dick meets his torso. Ergo, the measurement is accurate. Besides, tape measure or no tape measure, his dick appears to be bigger than 6.5".

 

If I was taking the pic, the tape measure would be on top of his dick. Of course, I'd have it down my throat, sans tape measure.

[+ jeezopete]

If you buy normal-sized pants, they fit true.

 

Not necessarily: http://www.ties.com/blog/pants-size-comparison

[Rudynate]

What are "normal-sized" pants? I don't understand...

 

 

Not baggy.

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

When I'm not with clients, I wear casual clothes. Today I wore these, in size 31: http://www.agjeans.com/the-graduate-cavern/d/9243

I don't think the style is baggy, but when I tried size 34 they fell down. I believe the size is adjusted downward to flatter people concerned about their weight.

[thickornotatall]

Check out this ad...

 

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=428239

 

The last pic, holding up the measuring tape. As far as I can tell, he's got the tape set so that the base of his dick is at the 1" mark, if you're measuring fairly. Making him 6 1/2", not 7 1/2". What do you think?

I would also say more like 6.5" at the most...as for thickness?...unless all the girth is at the underneath..quite average....but a pretty piece...Large?..not in my world...more like a large #2 pencil...good for picking your teeth....but not for sucking....

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

I would also say more like 6.5" at the most...as for thickness?...unless all the girth is at the underneath..quite average....but a pretty piece...Large?..not in my world...more like a large #2 pencil...good for picking your teeth....but not for sucking....

Literally laughing out loud!