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My reaction when I read this...:

 

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reminds me of an old joke which is both obscene and absurd . . .

 

A widow comes home from the funeral parlor with her husband's ashes and dumps them

all out on the kitchen table and starts talking to it...

 

Did you enjoy the ride home from the parlor, Harry? It was in that mercedes

I always wanted and you never bought me..

 

And what about this beautiful Mink stole? Like that too?

 

And now for that blow job *you* always wanted ...

 

 

PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF . . .

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reminds me of an old joke which is both obscene and absurd . . .

 

A widow comes home from the funeral parlor with her husband's ashes and dumps them

all out on the kitchen table and starts talking to it...

 

Did you enjoy the ride home from the parlor, Harry? It was in that mercedes

I always wanted and you never bought me..

 

And what about this beautiful Mink stole? Like that too?

 

And now for that blow job *you* always wanted ...

 

 

PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF . . .

 

Priceless, Honcho. Love it.

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Better a dildo like this one instead of no dildo at all?

 

What about hiring a gigolo...

 

http://i2.wp.com/boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/21-Grams-by-Mark-Sturkenboom_dezeen_bn01.jpg?resize=626%2C414 http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5594844.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Dildo-Urn-main.jpg

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