Some things leave me speechless

[+ WmClarke]

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/26/remember-your-loved-one-by-putting-their-ashes-in-a-dildo-5168393/

[OneFinger]

A couple of my past "loved ones" were dicks. This seems so appropriate for them.

 

I'd never use a dildo with them in it. But, memorializing them as dicks is probably something I'd do.

[marylander1940]

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/26/remember-your-loved-one-by-putting-their-ashes-in-a-dildo-5168393/

 

My reaction when I read this...:

 

 

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwg6nhGmaF1qzjix8.gif

 

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/wtf/grand/65990164_wtf_gif.gif

 

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/wtf/grand/wtf-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-2526.gif

[rvwnsd]

Wow. Just wow.

[gallahadesquire]

Mom is in a tasteful, earth-tone cloisonne urn, about 15 feet behind me.

She fits right in with the decor. Been there going on 11 years.

[+ purplekow]

Well although they are gone they can make you come. Which may be more than they did for you while they were alive.

[+ honcho]

reminds me of an old joke which is both obscene and absurd . . .

 

A widow comes home from the funeral parlor with her husband's ashes and dumps them

all out on the kitchen table and starts talking to it...

 

Did you enjoy the ride home from the parlor, Harry? It was in that mercedes

I always wanted and you never bought me..

 

And what about this beautiful Mink stole? Like that too?

 

And now for that blow job *you* always wanted ...

 

 

PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF . . .

[+ sync]

reminds me of an old joke which is both obscene and absurd . . .

 

A widow comes home from the funeral parlor with her husband's ashes and dumps them

all out on the kitchen table and starts talking to it...

 

Did you enjoy the ride home from the parlor, Harry? It was in that mercedes

I always wanted and you never bought me..

 

And what about this beautiful Mink stole? Like that too?

 

And now for that blow job *you* always wanted ...

 

 

PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF . . .

 

Priceless, Honcho. Love it.

[AdamSmith]

I'd never use a dildo with them in it.

 

Likewise. Went through considerable trouble divorcing my husband to get him out of my ass.

[anotherjohnindupont]

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/26/remember-your-loved-one-by-putting-their-ashes-in-a-dildo-5168393/

 

Shocking... thanks for posting.

[anotherjohnindupont]

Well although yere gone they can make you come. Which may be more than they did for you while they were alive.

 

They are more effective, they last longer.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

I had a highly inappropriate conversation with my Facebook friends over this topic yesterday.

[mike carey]

I had a highly inappropriate conversation with my Facebook friends over this topic yesterday.

Inappropriate discussions from you Chris? How can I cope with this news??

[marylander1940]

I had a highly inappropriate conversation with my Facebook friends over this topic yesterday.

 

And... ? Elaborate!

[marylander1940]

Better a dildo like this one instead of no dildo at all?

 

What about hiring a gigolo...

 

http://i2.wp.com/boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/21-Grams-by-Mark-Sturkenboom_dezeen_bn01.jpg?resize=626%2C414 http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5594844.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Dildo-Urn-main.jpg