A Palm Springs weekend idea (maybe a bad one)

[+ friendofsheila]

I've had naughty fantasies that if I ever went to the Palm Springs weekend I'd like to

 

a) Give $50 to the escort who wears a t-back at the pool party (assuming there is one), the whole time.

 

b) Give away money to escorts in a "reverse go-go boy" stunt. I hide the bills in my swimsuit, they have to dig around and locate them. one per customer! :0)

 

 

Then I thought, "No, escorts might find these demeaning." But it was fun to think them up!

[+ purplekow]

Why are they wearing camouflage? It hides the bulge. Great bodies.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Then I thought, "No, escorts might find these demeaning." But it was fun to think them up!

 

1) Tyger and I had sex on the couch in front of Jackhammer.

2) Only about half the time spent at the pool party involves clothing.

3) The other half is spent admiring Jason Carter's hard dick.

 

Your suggestions are sweet.

[+ purplekow]

2) Only about half the time spent at the pool party involves clothing.

 

 

Your suggestions are sweet.

 

Which half? I do not want to miss it.

[+ purplekow]

1) Tyger and I had sex on the couch in front of Jackhammer.

 

 

 

Your suggestions are sweet.

Now we know what killed him.

[jimboivyo]

Now we know what killed him.

 

classy reply

[+ stevenkesslar]

2) Only about half the time spent at the pool party involves clothing.

3) The other half is spent admiring Jason Carter's hard dick.

 

Chris:

 

This sounds great. Which half of Jason's dick do I get to suck?

[+ purplekow]

classy reply

You know, I considered making that post. I figured there would be some who would take offense. But for the man who posted Friday Funnies and kept it running with groaners, i thought, he would probably approve. Sorry you don't

[Traveler North]

Chris:

 

This sounds great. Which half of Jason's dick do I get to suck?

 

Both halves are delicious.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Both halves are delicious.

 

I know that, silly. But as you know, I only bite off what I can chew.

 

Maybe we can talk Jason into going halfsies. Assuming it doesn't kill Oliver to watch, since he may not want to share. After all, the old slut can apparently take the whole god damn thing all by himself.

[+ Oliver]

... the old slut ...

 

Hmmphh!

[+ Oliver]

 

3) The other half is spent admiring Jason Carter's hard dick.

 

Ahh yes! "Venus rising from the sea".

[MiamiLooker]

You know, I considered making that post. I figured there would be some who would take offense. But for the man who posted Friday Funnies and kept it running with groaners, i thought, he would probably approve. Sorry you don't

 

I thought your post was funny, and though I never met Jackhammer, based on his contributions to the forum, I bet he would think it was funny, too. Some folks take posts made in fun on this forum wwwwaaaaayyyy too seriously.

[+ Charlie]

I did know Jackhammer for a number of years, and I cringed when I first read purplekow's snappy comeback to Chris, but on further consideration, I'm sure Jackhammer would have found it clever and funny. But Jackhammer couldn't read it, and yesterday was the day of his memorial service--which I am sure purplekow could not possibly have known--so it is understandable that others who are still being reminded of the loss may find it offensive.

[+ purplekow]

I did know Jackhammer for a number of years, and I cringed when I first read purplekow's snappy comeback to Chris, but on further consideration, I'm sure Jackhammer would have found it clever and funny. But Jackhammer couldn't read it, and yesterday was the day of his memorial service--which I am sure purplekow could not possibly have known--so it is understandable that others who are still being reminded of the loss may find it offensive.

Well i do feel bad about the timing. The phrase Too soon comes to mind. My repeated condolences to those that knew Charlie well. I am truly sorry if I caused you any further distress on a very difficult day.

[+ Charlie]

I don't find the wording "condolences to those who knew Charlie well" comforting, but I appreciate the intent of your post.

[+ purplekow]

Clearly a blunder. I shall skulk off now. Thanks.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

I think Charliehammer would find this thread to be pretty funny, actually—and he'd be touched to know we're thinking about him and will miss him at PS.

[+ Charlie]

I think Charliehammer would find this thread to be pretty funny, actually—and he'd be touched to know we're thinking about him and will miss him at PS.

LOL

[+ friendofsheila]

 

Your suggestions are sweet.

 

Well, that's one escort who didn't think I was out of line for my suggestions, so maybe I'll try them out at the next party.

 

(And, as is par for the course for half my threads, the rest of the posts went a mile away from the topic.)

[+ purplekow]

Well, that's one escort who didn't think I was out of line for my suggestions, so maybe I'll try them out at the next party.

 

(And, as is par for the course for half my threads, the rest of the posts went a mile away from the topic.)

These threads are like wind up toys, you can be very careful in your preparation and can aim them as carefully as you like, but ultimately, they are just going to go wherever the spring takes them.

[+ azdr0710]

classy reply

 

ah, the perennial grump.....as has been said, Jackhammer is looking down now and laughing at this whole thread and the drama of it all....PK is a much-respected forum member and anybody here knows he didn't mean any ill-will.....if things get too serious around here, he'll straighten it up immediately, much to the dismay of people who take things too seriously around here