The New Joe Millionaire - My Kinda Cowboy!

[scudman]

I know the show is major league cheesy, but I've fallen in lust with the new Joe Millionaire guy, David from Texas. He doesn't appear to be the brightest bulb on the tree, but have you seen that hard tanned body and tight little ass? I'd love to have that blond cowboy come sit on my lap and ride my pony for awhile.

 

When he said that he was a "bareback bronc rider" I almost blew a load right there. Safe or no, that mental picture is HOT!

 

Just another fantasy from your neighborhood slut.

[Guest fukamarine]

He

>doesn't appear to be the brightest bulb on the tree, but have

>you seen that hard tanned body and tight little ass?

 

Sure have - could he ever make money as an escort!

 

>When he said that he was a "bareback bronc rider" I almost

>blew a load right there. Safe or no, that mental picture is

>HOT!

>

>Just another fantasy from your neighborhood slut.

 

Nothing to apologize for - If you get to him first, I'll take sloppy seconds.

 

fukamarine

[+ Charlie]

I watched the first episode only because he took his shirt off at least once every fifteen minutes. How do you get pecs and abs like that from riding broncos? How do you keep skin that perfect while bouncing around in a rodeo ring? He looks too much like a Chelsea gym bunny to be a genuine cowboy. The upcoming episode looks so awful that I'll pass on this "reality" show, despite the eye candy.

[bigguyinpasadena]

And could they have picked more SKANKY girls for this show?There must be a major shortage of skanky crackhead moneygrubbing emptyheaded bimbos in the whorehouses of europe right now-they are all on this show.

And that guy better have them all tested for STD's before he puts his pretty pink dick into any of them.

And all of this from a 2 min look at the show while channel surfing!

[scudman]

>And could they have picked more SKANKY girls for this

>show?There must be a major shortage of skanky crackhead

>moneygrubbing emptyheaded bimbos in the whorehouses of europe

>right now-they are all on this show.

 

I definitely have to agree with you on the skank factor. Now that I think about it, doesn't the word skank look like its root word comes from a skandinavian language? I can just imagine the below the waist stink coming from that gang of european "beauties." I don't want to imagine it, but I can.;(

[camshaft9]

He's a one bagger. That body is great, but the head and brain need a bag.

[Guest fukamarine]

>He's a one bagger. That body is great, but the head and brain

>need a bag.

 

For what I need him for - it don't matter!

 

But the face is kinda cute - and that's part of the head, no?

 

fukamarine

[ServeUncutUncle]

>He's a one bagger. That body is great, but the head and brain

>need a bag.

 

 

Careful somebody of similar Ilk has just become Governor of California, to sort out their finacial mess.

 

Maybe he would buy my IPO Planet Hollywood shares.

 

I am old enough to recall the last Austrian who became a leader of his adopted country.

 

Zeig Hiel.

[+ glutes]

>I definitely have to agree with you on the skank factor. Now

>that I think about it, doesn't the word skank look like its

>root word comes from a skandinavian language? I can just

>imagine the below the waist stink coming from that gang of

>european "beauties." I don't want to imagine it, but I can.;(

 

'Skank' used to mean a cross of skunk & tank.

And they are sooooo pathetic, haven't they seen the Joe Millionaire Part 1??? I'm wondering if they are all paid shills.

Loosers all.

[BewareofNick]

http://www.fox.com/joem/extra/wallpaper/joe1_1152x870.jpg

[Trixie]

Thank you BewareofNick, for the pic. I'd been wondering what the fuss was about, and now I see.

Oh-la-la! I can only imagine that this guy has a dirty, dirty past, and I can hardly wait to see what comes bubbling up out of the mire like swamp gas on a hot summer's night about this one.

Trix

[BewareofNick]

I'm guessing with that kind of body he prolly danced in gay strip joints. Or hope beyond hope he's an escort...lol

[theDCeBOY]

A+ body, C- / D+ face

[VaHawk]

Agree with this assessment, but I would also add D+ box (where's the beef? ).

[theDCeBOY]

hehe... yeah i was going to say something but i thought i'd get yelled at if i commented on the (lack of) package. i think my miniature pinscher puppy prolly has a bigger schlong.

 

http://www.boi4buxx.com/Ozzie4.jpg

http://www.boi4buxx.com/04IV03-j.jpg

[Trixie]

Now Ethan, don't be unfair... you're obviously grading on a curve.

La Trix

[bigguyinpasadena]

No PUPPY PORN please!cute little pup (and very cute BIG pup)welcome back to the board.

[Guest fukamarine]

>Now Ethan, don't be unfair... you're obviously grading on a

>curve.

> La Trix

 

Are you guys blind? I saw a very respectable buldge in those jeans when ever he was shot in profile. And even if it turns out to not be huge, don't forget - anything more than a mouthfull is wasted!

 

fukamarine

[Prime Muscle]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/joemil2_real/joe_noshirt_300x435.jpg

[+ deej]

Interesting juxtaposition. The avatar is sexier than the pic you posted. :7

[scudman]

This cowboy is damn cute. I think you guys are being way too hard on the face rating. Of course you'd have to gag him with "something" to keep him from talking. But I'm sure I could think of something to put in that pretty little mouth to keep him quiet.:9

[theDCeBOY]

LOL... thanks

ya know, at the dog park one time, he stood on his back legs for some reason (probably to beg a treat), and this little girl looked at him & said "look mommy, he has a belly button! it's an outtie." i laughed for a week!

[Guest maxmtnman]

In an interview on "Access Hollywood," featured on Hotmail, he is asked if he ever modeled underwear. His reply: "No." Whereupon the interviewer produces a nude-above-the-waist picture. His response:

"Wow -- they can sure do some amazing things with computers..."

Sure they can.

[BobbyB]

>How do you get pecs and abs like that from riding broncos? How do you keep skin

>that perfect while bouncing around in a rodeo ring? He looks

>too much like a Chelsea gym bunny to be a genuine cowboy.

 

 

In rodeo, it's the top who takes the pounding. Maybe he's the bottom.

 

- BobbyB

[Trixie]

RE: Curves

 

Sorry Fukamarine, I was refering to Ethan's curve,

not the dog. I'm sure our Cowboy's quite well-equipped for whatever may come. perhaps not as generously as Ethan, but then again that much generosity is usually a pain in the ass.

Miss Trix