Washington DC Reports?

[Dave]

I was just making a joke about the endless lists of names and thank-yous. Your post suggests you're a tad insecure.

 

well, wait a second - your comment had nothing to do with "endless lists of names"

in fact, the subject of your comment was really about the post-event wrap-up threads.

and even if you were talking about endless thank yous, there hadnt really been any for a few pages on the thread when you made your comment.

 

but sure, man, I'm insecure. you can have the last word on this - I really don't care to fight with you.

 

Reading these post-event wrap-up threads is like watching the Oscars, except there's no music to cut them off halfway through the lengthy list of thank-yous.

[Rick Munroe]

well, wait a second - your comment had nothing to do with "endless lists of names"

 

LOL Yes, you're right; there is a huge difference between "lengthy list of thank-yous" and "endless lists of names and thank-yous." My bad.

 

Perhaps you missed the at the end of my original post, indicating that it was meant to be humor for those without a sense of one. Here, I'll put another one for you:

[Dave]

ah, this WAS a weekend. for the sake of my clients' anonymity, I won't be disclosing who did what, but I will include some stuff of what was done. I know my two amazing clients (for those four days) won't mind the following. and if either one wants to publicly state their involvement, well, I've nothing to hide - I'm proud of all that I did, and who I did it with.

 

...except maybe my forced oral submission to Tom Isern, in the middle of Annie's restaurant.

 

ach, who am I kidding? that was one of my FINEST moments - having my head shoved repeatedly into that hot, towering, dark haired stud's crotch. the poor straight group nearby, consisting of a man and two women, seated in “our” escort dining room with us - now THAT was a little embarrassing for some, but to me, hey - sex is good, and a group of male escorts and clients together in a room, well, that's pretty damned good too - so I for one haven't any shame about this weekend, whatsoever.

 

nope, no shame. although I did have one rather embarrassing moment. put yourself in my shoes: imagine you’ve been hired by one client for two days, and then another client for the following two days. now imagine they’re both attending MAL, and both have rooms in the host hotel. now take it a step further - they are both men who you’ve gotten very close with over the time you’ve known them, and although they are really different from each other, your time with each of them is very special and quite rewarding. and you haven’t seen either one of them in months.

 

now imagine you go to meet your first client at the lobby bar, and as you walk up to say hi to him, who is sitting right next to him having a drink? thats right, they hadnt been saying a word to each other; they didnt even know they were right next to another Daddys Reviews frequent poster... and now its time for me to come up and say hi. how do you spell a-w-k-w-a-r-d? because it was, for all three of us, for about three or four minutes. anyway, we’re all adults and we eventually got thru it, but that initial greeting was a really odd way (for me at least) to start the weekend.

 

the Luncheon was amazing, if not a bit of a zoo. so many men from this community, all together - it was really cool. thank you Lee for pulling it off, AGAIN this year. kudos for Lee’s partner to come along! what a sweet guy. seeing Daddy was great, but I wish I had some more hang out time with him. meeting Michael from RentMen was awesome, too. in fact, he and I are slated to have lunch tomorrow.

I enjoyed meeting some clients I’d never seen before, and also seeing again the ones I know from, well, other times.

 

Luncheon Behavioral Requests for future gatherings:

• no more standing up in a room in a restaurant and making announcements or speeches with the word “escort”. many escorts are not completely out about what they do and don’t really want to be publicly identified as such. and many clients are not comfortable being in a room where people are making speeches about hiring men, and using that term Escort in such a vocal way. I’m not saying we have to hide what we do, just suggesting that it not be broadcast throughout a public place.
  
• don't meet an escort at one of these events and try to talk him into being with you, without pay. I am not suggesting that such a conversation shouldnt ever happen at some point during an escort/client’s already established relationship, but - when first meeting someone, it strikes me as inappropriate. I feel for the escorts who were asked to spend time with clients without pay. this happened to a few guys on sunday.
  

Steve Stacks, dude, you are my hero. one of the most grounded and sane escorts I know. loved hanging with you thru the last few days, brother.

 

Xander, you seem really cool. again, wish you had stayed in dc longer so we couldve hung for a bit. ditto with James and Zach, seems like you guys ran out of the town as if on a marathon!

 

I think The Fuck House demos went really well. thanks to escorts MikeCruiseNYC, submissive man (John), Jason, and Chris Eisenhower, for their amazing show of skills. I hope everyone who attended got something out of being there. what exactly happened? well, I'll just run thru things in order, for those of you who missed it and might be curious...

 

DEMO #1: my client got restrained on my bed, and blindfolded too. the five of us escorts were all over him - blowing him, rubbing ourselves against him, kissing, forcing him to give us oral, and touching him with vampire gloves. he was literally seen quivering several times.

 

DEMO #2: Chris gave a most complete rimming lesson using Mike’s ass. the rim chair wasnt enough for chris’ demo, he had to show us the multiple positions he likes to put his bottom in so he can have the best access all around. so we saw Mike rimmed on the corner of the bed, flopped onto the bed itself, perched on the rim chair, and standing over Chris’ eager mouth. it was HOT.

 

DEMO #3: Jason got gangbanged in the sling. I started in on him, then Chris took over, and then Mike also got into his very talented hole. I think we lowered Jason’s head and had him suck dick too, at the same time. mmmmmppfffhh.

 

DEMO #4: I mummified submissive man, wrapping him in plastic and just leaving a hole for his mouth with breathing straws. tried to talk about what was going on, as well as the potential pitfalls of mummification to the onlookers, but at the same time it was so hot - I have to confess, I found myself getting distracted. poking holes in the plastic, dropping ice on to him, ripping sections and pissing on him, even using my wartenberg wheel on his skin - it was really cool to watch him squirm.

 

DEMO #5: the watersports scene was great. Mike took it obediently from Chris, as he pissed all over Mike, and the floor too... there was a bit of drinking going on then also, if I recall... under it all submissive man was laying, still mummified...

 

DEMO #6: I shurgged Mike (put my balls in his ass) and then stuck my cock in there too, and fucked him for a while like that. he got this beautiful glazed look in his eyes, and when we were done he hugged me really nicely, and guess what, I think I have a new friend! Mike, get your ass back down here soon. The rest of you can come along too, but I definitely want to have access to that hole of yours again - grin. OK, true confession, I also just wanna get to know you better.

 

so that was the end of the demos and The Fuck House tour. meanwhile, back at the hotel, the scene with MAL was wild as usual. nearly every floor on the hotel seemed to have at least one or two doors propped open with its bolt - an invitation for others to enter and play. and yep, one of my clients chose to do that with ours, and we had a ball. I brought my sling, and he brought some crazy blue LED lights, and when we were elsewhere in the hotel, we even heard some people talking about “the blue room.”

 

walking around with my client in zentai carrying floggers, and then dominating hunky men was a definite highlight. hanging out at the eagle with my client and running into Ace that night was another blast. turning them both on to Granville Moore’s mussels, with another hottie we picked up (ahhh, that glint in Matt’s eyes!) was fun too. and who can forget drinking at the hyatt lobby bar? well, everyone, probably - I mean, we were drinking a lot!

 

even simple moments were fun. my client and I walked around the shopping area for a bit, we had to find him a strap of leather to lengthen his harness so it went down to his dick for a cock ring. it was just like shopping for electronics equipment, except he had to drop trousers then and there, and i had to get on my knees to fit the cock ring on him. he was gabbing with some other guys shopping, as I was pulling his balls through... a nice way to make friends, I guess!

 

oh yeah, he and I also met like a zillion rent boys during our time together. seems like everyone we chatted with was an escort, or had been at one time.

 

one other thing in the mart, I got tied up to the most amazing restraining table I’ve ever been on. many tables have about 30 or 50 eyehooks for rope... this one had (well, I’m guessing here) maybe - 200! the demo guy strapped me down and blindfolded me - I was literally immobilized - and proceeded to say wicked things to me like, “I have some small tasers for your nips... they're really small, can I use them?” at first I said no, I’m not into tasers (did it once, not my thing) but he kept pushing, “come on, they’re just little ones, I think you’ll like it, come on...” eventually I said OK and braced myself and suddenly I felt - - - - - -

 

two vibrators on my nips.

 

he kept doing these little psychological games to me as I was tied up to the table. it was fun and kinda crazy at the same time.

 

which, I suppose, is a good summary of the whole weekend, really: fun and kinda crazy - at the same time.

 

thanks to everyone who helped make my weekend so fun and crazy. and especially to the two guys I spent the most time with - you are both unique, amazing, and truly great to be around.

[Steven_Draker]

If that was "humor", please try harder next time, and put more :p because your attempt at humor failed !

 

I'm glad to see that everyone was having such a great time :-)

[gtx1]

Counterpoint

 

One of the great guys that I have had the opportunity to meet and the good fortune to spend extended periods of time with is Mr. Steve Stacks. Steve is THE most accepting, open, tolerant, nonjudgemental person I have had the opportunity to know and love. The most important lesson that Steve has taught me is that this tapestry of community has many, many colors and tolerance and acceptance starts at home.

 

Personally, I found Rockhard's post to be judgmental and intolerant. Dude, you hire escorts and I suspect that a large portion of the population would have a negative reaction to this behavior. No one demanded that you attend, participate or read this thread. Does it somehow make you feel good to try to impose your judgments and behavioral norms onto other people?

 

To quote my friend, "I don't even know what normal is anymore."

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

One of the great guys that I have had the opportunity to meet and the good fortune to spend extended periods of time with is Mr. Steve Stacks. Steve is THE most accepting, open, tolerant, nonjudgemental person I have had the opportunity to know and love. The most important lesson that Steve has taught me is that this tapestry of community has many, many colors and tolerance and acceptance starts at home.

 

I didn't get to meet Steve, but I definitely saw Steve.

 

Those poor people at that table... it just got funnier and funnier.

[+ WilliamM]

After so many earnest thank you messages and salute to many new friendships, it was a relief to finally get a few witty, and god forbid, ironic posts. Thanks Rick and RockHard.

[gtx1]

The last thing I would seek is a circus (or what some might call a freak show).

 

Humm, last time I checked the use of the term freak show implied a shocking divergence from the norm.

 

Frankly, it sounds to me like you're trying to project your own bullshit onto me.

 

Interesting that you can take a post about tolerance and acceptance and turn it into someone projecting something onto you. And just what "bullshit" is being projected onto you? The tolerance or the acceptance? If that was your meaning then yes I agree, I am trying to project my own bullshit onto you.

[jimboivyo]

having my head shoved repeatedly into that hot, towering, dark haired stud's crotch. the poor straight group nearby, consisting of a man and two women, seated in “our” escort dining room with us

 

exactly the reason why some of us wouldn't ever attend this thing. why gloat about making someone totally innocent to the situation feel uncomfortable? that's bad manners at least

 

you were at a restaurant not a strip bar. learn the difference please

[Bosguy]

exactly the reason why some of us wouldn't ever attend this thing. why gloat about making someone totally innocent to the situation feel uncomfortable? that's bad manners at least

 

you were at a restaurant not a strip bar. learn the difference please

 

I'm not a prude at all and attended last year's function, but, as one of the principles I was brought up with, I was taught that there is a time and place for everything. Annies is a gay FRIENDLY RESTAURANT

 

Boston Bill

[jimboivyo]

I'm not a prude at all and attended last year's function, but, as one of the principles I was brought up with, I was taught that there is a time and place for everything. Annies is a gay FRIENDLY RESTAURANT

 

Boston Bill

 

gay friendly doesn't mean you should be giving blow jobs or getting naked there

 

no matter what it is, if you make other patrons feel uncomfortable with outrageous actions, I consider that in bad taste. save it for a gay bar, a bath house or a strip joint

[gtx1]

gay friendly doesn't mean you should be giving blow jobs or getting naked there

 

no matter what it is, if you make other patrons feel uncomfortable with outrageous actions, I consider that in bad taste. save it for a gay bar, a bath house or a strip joint

 

Just for the record! I was there the whole time and nobody got naked and nobody gave blow jobs. There was a little playful fully clothed contact but nothing like the non attendees are imagining. For the most part everyone was on excellent behavior - at least in public they were!

[nate_sf]

Of all the events over the weekend, I'd say the only glitch was having the restaurant seat that outside party in our section. I'm not sure why the restaurant seated them there, except the rest of the place was packed and it was the only open table. A bunch of us talked about this afterwards and my understanding is next year the plan is to request the private dining room upstairs.

 

Having said that, people behave themselves at all the various events and it's just a good time. I missed Dave's tour so can't speak for that (ahem) but as far as everything else it's just a bunch of guys having a good time catching up with each other and making new acquaintances. It's really just a boys' weekend. I've been to four of these things now (two in PS, two in DC) and while I was a bit reluctant to go to the first one, I've found I really enjoy these weekends and look forward to them now.

[Steven_Draker]

gay friendly doesn't mean you should be giving blow jobs or getting naked there

 

no matter what it is, if you make other patrons feel uncomfortable with outrageous actions, I consider that in bad taste. save it for a gay bar, a bath house or a strip joint

 

Jimbo, Annie's is a very relaxed, fun and friendly brasserie type of restaurant for people with open minds. It is NOT the Four Seasons, Daniel or Le Bernardin. Relax!

[Steven_Draker]

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[+ Tom Isern]

exactly the reason why some of us wouldn't ever attend this thing. why gloat about making someone totally innocent to the situation feel uncomfortable? that's bad manners at least

 

you were at a restaurant not a strip bar. learn the difference please

 

1. we were in a GAY restaurant in the GAY neighborhood. 2. there was no actual nudity or actual blow job involved.

[gtx1]

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Love that Steve!

[Decatur Guy]

I've enjoyed reading the reports and accounts out of D.C. and I'm sure I will do the same out of Palm Springs after it's done. I hope I can make it to one of these events one of these years.

 

As for the people who weren't there and have all these petty, pissy, stupid little things to say about it, WHY? Why in the fuck would you feel the compulsion to make any comment at all? What possible fucking good reason would have you to try to piss on other people's parade? It's petty and stupid and makes you look petty and stupid. And I'm not buying for a second there's some kind of misinterpretation of intent going on here. The intent is to be negative and belittle and try to make happy people less happy. A blind man could see that.

 

As for the people getting upset about it, ignore them. Why on earth would you let them even get to you? They are just insignificant nothings out in cyberspace who have no more power than you give them. They weren't there. They're not importnat. It's not worth it. Just enjoy your good times!

[zach_wilson]

Washington was so much fun! Thanks to everyone who made our get together so special. I had a blast staying with Xander and James. Also getting to meet some very great members here on the forum such as Lee, nytomcat, Hoover, adanny, ace, dave, chris, mike,country boy, tom, tony, daddy, natesf and everyone else who attended this wonderful get together.

Dave and Lee- Thank you so much for making me feel at ease and giving me a little insight into what the events were like based off of the prior years. It played a big role in my feeling comfortable to come and because of that I had an amazing time.

Dave- Sorry that you felt like we made a break for it, Those two boys Xander and James had school though and I understood not wanting to get in at five to be up at six And am so grateful that they offered to drive up

Daddy- It was amazing getting to meet you, I enjoyed you personality so funny.

Danny,Nate,Nytomcat and Ace-I cant tell you how much fun it was hanging out at secrets up stairs and dancing and getting to know each other thanks so much for that fun time.

Xander and James- Again, I had a blast staying with you all. It was great getting to spend the weekend getting to know each other. Thanks for making sure that I felt comfortable. Also, again thanks so much for driving and picking me up on your way

Hope everyone had as great a time as I did.

[Rick Munroe]

After so many earnest thank you messages and salute to many new friendships, it was a relief to finally get a few witty, and god forbid, ironic posts. Thanks Rick and RockHard.

 

But if you found it witty, you must be jealous. (thanks for appreciating wit and irony, WM!)

[Guest countryboywny]

I've enjoyed reading the reports and accounts out of D.C. and I'm sure I will do the same out of Palm Springs after it's done. I hope I can make it to one of these events one of these years.

 

As for the people who weren't there and have all these petty, pissy, stupid little things to say about it, WHY? Why in the fuck would you feel the compulsion to make any comment at all? What possible fucking good reason would have you to try to piss on other people's parade? It's petty and stupid and makes you look petty and stupid. And I'm not buying for a second there's some kind of misinterpretation of intent going on here. The intent is to be negative and belittle and try to make happy people less happy. A blind man could see that.

 

As for the people getting upset about it, ignore them. Why on earth would you let them even get to you? They are just insignificant nothings out in cyberspace who have no more power than you give them. They weren't there. They're not importnat. It's not worth it. Just enjoy your good times!

 

Thanks, DG! You hit the nail on the head.

[Xander]

This is why we can't have nice things

[jimboivyo]

Jimbo, Annie's is a very relaxed, fun and friendly brasserie type of restaurant for people with open minds. It is NOT the Four Seasons, Daniel or Le Bernardin. Relax!

 

then again all three places you mentioned aren't what they used to be either. in nyc, the constant is change. lots of better options now

 

people get so touchy on this. as long as folks behaved in the way you should in public, I'm fine with it. based on what was posted, it appeared that someting naughty took place. follow up postings say otherwise.

[nate_sf]

There's a pizza place I like to go to in DC called Matchbox (ironic given the Flame War in Progress). They have a really good pizza called "Fire & Smoke" with roasted red peppers, spanish onions, chipotle peppers, tomato, garlic puree, smoked gouda, and fresh basil. It's very spicy and delicious.

 

Maybe it's time we order one, huh?

 

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[gtx1]

pizza[/url] called "Fire & Smoke" with roasted red peppers, spanish onions, chipotle peppers, tomato, garlic puree, smoked gouda, and fresh basil. It's very spicy and delicious.

 

Maybe it's time we order one, huh?

 

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Nate, that is a really great idea and that pizza sounds delicious. We have a phenomenon in south Florida called coal-fired pizza that I haven't seen elsewhere. They fire the pizza in ovens heated with chunks of coal, the ovens burn super hot and the pizza is AWESOME. The best know is called Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza and they are now branching out to other parts of the country! If you ever get the opportunity give Coal-Fired a try!