Addictions

[duke37]

I'm gonna go with a heroin habit here. Right now its hip to be hooked on smack. Apparently all the cool people are doing it. And its so slimming too.

 

Jeff

[Rick Munroe]

This one's easy for me:

 

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[Guest Ant415]

I cannot choose drugs as an alternative as Duke has, as I already have that one covered. Meth and sex run concurrently for me.

 

I would choose stopping at garage sales. I think it could be good addiction. Possible to find some nice things at bargain prices, is socially and policatally neutral, does not cause harm to myself or others, and give you a chance to mingle with some nice wholesome folks.

 

Even if the garage sale addiction were to get out of control, it still cannot be too bad as most sales are on the weekends, thus would not impact on the job performance.

[chrismac]

Watching other people having sex. Live.

[Guest bottomboykk]

>Watching other people having sex. Live.

 

Watching Rick Munroe having sex. Live.

[+ Lucky]

I would try to dominate the Message Center and win the prize for most posts!

[trilingual]

Gosh! Lucky wins the prize for guessing Auntie S's addiction!

 

(The prize is getting to WATCH Auntie S shrivel and die when his lips touch Rick's Jewish dick during their encounter in the Golda Meir Suite at Jerusalem's King David Hotel!)

[axebahia]

I thought that was your addiction. Your post out-number mine 10-1 in quantity and length, but of course not in substance!

[axebahia]

If you had to trade your sex addiction for another addiction, which other addiction or addictions would you choose?

[Rick Munroe]

>(The prize is getting to WATCH Auntie S shrivel and die when

>his lips touch Rick's Jewish dick

 

My dick is no more Jewish than I am. My family is Jewish & to make it easier on people who want to know what "type" I am, I often say Jewish (I used to say "Italian" when I was starting out, because I thought it sounded sexier, but then I discovered 2 things: (1) Jewish guys have a reputation for being really good in bed, and (2) when you say you're Italian, other Italians want to "talk shop" and I just couldn't keep up, capice?). But honestly, I don't consider myself a Jew. I am an American; I don't follow any religion and I am somewhere between an agnostic & an atheist (depending on my mood and what I've had for breakfast). I've never joined in on these Jewish-based flame wars on here because of 2 other things: (1) I don't get involved in those kind of things anyway, and (2) I don't really care. I don't know who axebahia is but if he knows how to suck cock & doesn't scrape his teeth on my fat Jewish dick, he's welcome to it.

[Rick Munroe]

>Watching Rick Munroe having sex. Live.

 

Just watch? You gotta gimme some of that bottom, boy. }(

[axebahia]

>I don't know who axebahia is but if he

>knows how to suck cock & doesn't scrape his teeth on my fat

>Jewish dick, he's welcome to it.

 

Thanks, but it was the humiliation part that interested me. I wanted you to suck my big fat dick and lick my juicy balls! Ah well, it was a nice thought anyway!

:-)

[Rick Munroe]

>I wanted you to suck my big fat dick and lick my juicy balls!

 

Works for me. Drop your pants & put me to work. :9

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

What Sex Addiction

 

I have no addictions to speak of, unless you consider mentoring the Twinks an addition.

 

But since I am halfway to Michael Jackson with my interest in having children much younger than me in my bed, I would like to become addicted to plastic surgery. A cleft chin would look good, perhaps some hair extensions, high cheek bones, and perhaps some diamond peels to start with....

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Pithy

 

>I would try to dominate the Message Center and win the prize

>for most posts!

 

 

What prize?.

[Donnie]

RE: What Sex Addiction

 

>I have no addictions to speak of, unless you consider

>mentoring the Twinks an addiction.

 

Don't you mean "mentioning" the Twinks? It's about as bearable as jackhammer's Liljack.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

No

 

>>I have no addictions to speak of, unless you consider

>>mentoring the Twinks an addiction.

>

>Don't you mean "mentioning" the Twinks? It's about as

>bearable as jackhammer's Liljack.

>

 

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

 

It is indeed unfortunate that some people might not have anyone to sleep in their bed with, either in friendship or otherwise, but perhaps a sugar pill might help you feel better about it.

[BewareofNick]

>If you had to trade your sex addiction for another addiction,

>which other addiction or addictions would you choose?

 

What would you choose to have a pathological hatred of instead of Jews, Auntie S? (And don't say me cause you already have that too)

[VaHawk]

Sorry, but I'm not addicted to sex so for me, your inquiry is irrelevant. From some of the posts I've read here, I can understand your question, as it seems as some posters brains are located in the head below the waist rather than the head above the shoulders.

[axebahia]

>Sorry, but I'm not addicted to sex so for me, your inquiry is

>irrelevant. From some of the posts I've read here, I can

>understand your question, as it seems as some posters brains

>are located in the head below the waist rather than the head

>above the shoulders.

 

I guess it all gets back to the old saying: "two heads are better than one!":-)

 

BTW, how does I go who spends so much time on an escorts rating site figure that he does not have a sex addiction? Maybe some of the on-line therapy crowd can suggest a few doctors who give free initial consultations?

 

This question occurred to me the other night as I enjoyed a wonderful lamb dinner with a great bottle of Merlot. I could not figure whether I would trade my sex addiction, for good food or fine wines.

[trilingual]

Ah, the hypocrisy. Auntie S campaigns endlessly and his heart bleeds red pickled turnip juice for the poor Palestinians and the other oppressed Arabs, but confesses to an addiction to Merlot that would get him publicly flogged in some of their countries. Assuming he hadn't already been beheaded or had a wall pushed over on him for being queer.

 

Oh, well. Appearances to the contrary, I'm not really addicted to sex. Chocolate, on the other hand. . . However, if I had to give up chocolate, thanks to the inspiration of Auntie S I might take up Zionism. One of the really extreme versions!

[KY_TOP]

> I am an American;

 

Thank You for your simple words of truth with so much meaning.

 

I usually enjoy your humor, today I enjoy much more...Thanks again, sometimes we seem to forget.

[trilingual]

>My dick is no more Jewish than I am. My family is Jewish. . . >But honestly, I don't consider myself a Jew. I

>am an American; I don't follow any religion

> I don't know who axebahia is but if he

>knows how to suck cock & doesn't scrape his teeth on my fat

>Jewish dick, he's welcome to it.

 

Well, I'm glad you decided your dick is Jewish, after all! 'Cause if your family's Jewish, the world will consider you to be Jewish, regardless of the religion you practice. You and your dick certainly would have been considered Jewish in Europe during the '30s and '40s! The "NY Times," which I know you read, has had recent articles about the Nazi's extermination of a Catholic nun who was a convert to Judaism (Edith Stein, who was recently canonized). Regrettably, the Jewish people's existence has been far too full of the Auntie S's of the world. . .

[Rick Munroe]

>'Cause if your family's Jewish, the world will consider you to

>be Jewish, regardless of the religion you practice.

 

My family's also insane; does that mean the world will have me committed? If what you say is true, then "the world" can kiss my ass because I really don't appreciate anyone telling me who & what I am or who & what they consider me to be. Other than "gay" and "dumb whore", I don't label myself.

 

>You and your dick certainly would have been considered Jewish in

>Europe during the '30s and '40s!

 

But...I wasn't alive then so I really couldn't care less. Look, we all choose our issues. I'm more concerned with gay rights & animal rights. OK?

[+ Lucky]

Now there's a nice new picture!