You Have 24 Hours to Live... What Do You Do?

bluenix · March 10, 2003

In another thread, BobbyB, who must be drunk, said:

>if I knew I was going to

>die tomorrow, the one escort on this site I would move Heaven

>and Earth to be with on my last night would be you. You are an

>outstanding person, Benjamin.

This made me think. What would I do if I knew I had only a limited number of hours left to live?

I hope this isn't too unorthodox, but hiring, I think, would not make it onto my short list. (Besides, what would you say? "I'm dying. How fast can you get over here?")

I think I'd fly to Vegas to gamble away all the money I could get my hands on. I could start getting drunk on the flight over, which appeals, plus I like the idea of subjecting my friends and family to the tackiest Las Vegas funeral it is possible to arrange on short notice. Most of them would get into it, and those who didn't, well, what will it matter to me?

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bluenix · March 10, 2003

In another thread, BobbyB, who must be drunk, said:

>if I knew I was going to

>die tomorrow, the one escort on this site I would move Heaven

>and Earth to be with on my last night would be you. You are an

>outstanding person, Benjamin.

This made me think. What would I do if I knew I had only a limited number of hours left to live?

I hope this isn't too unorthodox, but hiring, I think, would not make it onto my short list. (Besides, what would you say? "I'm dying. How fast can you get over here?")

I think I'd fly to Vegas to gamble away all the money I could get my hands on. I could start getting drunk on the flight over, which appeals, plus I like the idea of subjecting my friends and family to the tackiest Las Vegas funeral it is possible to arrange on short notice. Most of them would get into it, and those who didn't, well, what will it matter to me?

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March 10, 2003

A totally hypothetical question I can't and won't answer ... we are

very lucky not to know when our time is spent, so why engage in such

a discussion?

Have a nice day, ortrud45

March 10, 2003

A totally hypothetical question I can't and won't answer ... we are

very lucky not to know when our time is spent, so why engage in such

a discussion?

Have a nice day, ortrud45

bluenix · March 10, 2003

>A totally hypothetical question I can't and won't answer ...

>we are very lucky not to know when our time is spent, so why engage

>in such a discussion?

>Have a nice day, ortrud45

You must not watch much television.

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bluenix · March 10, 2003

>A totally hypothetical question I can't and won't answer ...

>we are very lucky not to know when our time is spent, so why engage

>in such a discussion?

>Have a nice day, ortrud45

You must not watch much television.

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March 10, 2003

Sir Bluenix, my standpoint of this matter has nothing at all to do with watching television, but it is a pure philosophical view ...

name it kharma.

Have a pleasant day, ortrud45

March 10, 2003

Sir Bluenix, my standpoint of this matter has nothing at all to do with watching television, but it is a pure philosophical view ...

name it kharma.

Have a pleasant day, ortrud45

VaHawk · March 10, 2003

>In another thread, BobbyB, who must be drunk, said:

Please, let's not make rash judgements about his sobriety. I think he is just hesitant to login and post, because he doesn't feel like getting attacked as so often happens to those who post here, but I believe he felt strong enough in his beliefs about Benjamin's posts that he wanted to take the plunge and express himself.

>This made me think. What would I do if I knew I had only a

>limited number of hours left to live?

Despite the expressions of others I have read on this thread, I LIKE this question. Must be that Irish ancestry of mine, as after all we like to celebrate the life of the dearly departed via wakes rather than pissing and moaning and crying.

As such, I would have the BIGGEST DAMN PARTY you ever saw! I would spend every penny I have on that party, as since I'm gay I have no one to leave it to. I would invite everyone I ever knew in my life, regardless of their sexual orientation or how marginally I knew them.

I would hire a New Orleans styles blues band as I love the blues and have them play all my favorite blues songs. I would have the coffin of my choice set up in the center of the room surrounded on all sides by a slate topped bar with hunky young bartenders clad only in jock straps serving the drinks. Party favors, of all kinds, if you get my drift, would be available for those wishing to partake.

For those whose musical tastes are more on the dance side, I would have a separate room with a big dance floor and and strobe lights and a kick ass vj playing dance music. I would want everyone to have a great time!

Of course, I would also hire all the hot escort dance boys I could to provide entertainment to my fellow clients, all expenses on me!

For my final farewell, I would want to have a young, handsome, hot

endowed top escort willing to get in the coffin with me and give me that one ultimate "Heaven on Earth" experience, as my afterlife will in all likelihood be spent way south of Heaven. :7

After I have crossed over, take my coffin with me inside and place it atop a big penis shaped bier of hickory wood (after all I want to smell good when I'm roasting). Everyone have a shot glass of their favorite booze, click a silent toast, light the pier and throw their empty glasses in the fire! :) :)

VaHawk · March 10, 2003