Fin Fang Foom vs HooBaby

[+ deej]

>Honestly, I have no interest in rehashing all the ancient

>history, however, I'm not going to let HooBaby and Rick "I'm

>A Dumb Whore" Munroe perpetuate a lie.

 

Bulshit. You're basking in the spotlight of your own making. You LOVE the attention you're getting. You've spent a couple of years building it. You wouldn't be perpetuating it if you didn't thrive on it.

 

>Let's keep it real ladies.

 

When has that EVER been a consideration with you?

[Rick Munroe]

>I wasn't unable to do so? Hell, you've got your real names

>on your fucking BUZZER! I chose not to because I didn't know

>if that would be some sort of privacy violation that would

>send everyone's skirts flying over their heads.

 

After lying and claiming publicly that the 3 of us were "good friends," you were asked publicly by Derek to contact him privately telling us our non-escort first names, which don't appear on our "fucking BUZZER." You were unable to do so and are still unable to do so. And now your story keeps changing. Last year, you said we were friends who saw each other often; now I was an AOL trick. I'm not sure what your point is in claiming that I sucked your dick once, twice or a million times. Are you that desperate for attention? OK, whoever you are, I SUCKED YOUR DICK. IT WAS GREAT. THAT SURE IS ONE GREAT DICK YOU HAVE. YOU'RE A STUD.

 

>Honestly, I have no interest in rehashing

>all the ancient history

 

You have every interest in doing so because you crave attention from me. However, the one issue you conveniently never address is the fact that you were stalking me last year...following me around & then emailing me (with a special AOL screen name which was a combination of your name & mine) to let me know you'd secretly been watching me that day. You'd tell me where I had lunch, where I worked out, what I was wearing that day, and that you knew where I lived...and when asked, you wouldn't tell me who you were. Guess what: that's stalking. And you're still afraid to reveal yourself to me.

 

Well, now you've gotten my attention, whoever you are. Oh, and by the way, I SUCKED FIN FANG FOOM'S DICK. IT WAS GREAT. HE SURE HAS ONE GREAT DICK. AND I DID IT FOR FREE. Happy now?

 

Your other point (regarding my supposed "hypocrisy") is that apparently, when I did SUCK YOUR DICK, in what you yourself say was a "quickie," there was some sort of question-and-answer session afterward, wherein I was interviewed about my life and career & background. I do sincerely apologize if I didn't turn over to you all information about everything that I do at that time, as all anonymous AOL "quickies" rightfully deserve.

 

I have no idea why I'm being dragged into something between Hooboy and FFF regarding a post about another escort in the Travels section. It has absolutely nothing to do with me.

[+ deej]

You don't get it yet?

 

She wants to be Glen Close in "Fatal Attraction" but the best she can muster is Harvey Korman in "Blazing Saddles".

[Donnie]

>What exactly is your obsession

>with Rick "I'm A Dumb Whore" Munroe?

 

One might ask you the same question, FFF.

[Barry]

>>but then when

>>Derek asked you to email us with mine & Derek's

>>non-escorting names, you were unable to do so,

>

>I wasn't unable to do so? Hell, you've got your real names

>on your fucking BUZZER! I chose not to because I didn't know

>if that would be some sort of privacy violation that would

>send everyone's skirts flying over their heads.

 

FFF,

 

Why would sending a an email be considered a "privacy violation" and by whom?

[LovesYng]

This is better than the cat fights in the aol chat rooms.:+ ;-)

[Guest ncm2169]

Lemme c. What words come to mind here? ;-)

 

I'll take "Hissy Fit" for $2,000. :+

[Guest ncm2169]

Is there an extra charge to "push your buzzer?" }>

 

Blow if off, man. It's not worth it.

[LovesYng]

THANK YOU SO MUCH :+ :* Maybe things can get back to normal. But what is normal??????}>

[Rick Munroe]

>Is there an extra charge to "push your buzzer?" }>

 

No extra charge but I sure do like getting it pushed, licked, and...}>

[Rick Munroe]

>But what is normal??????

 

Don't ask John Ashcroft.

[Guest]

I tend to think FFF has some of the best common sense on this board, and I agree that HB tends to take himself too seriously. Nevertheless, if FFF repeatedly broke rules, and was given a "Yellow Flag" (to use soccer lingo), then it makes sense to have him moderated, at least for a period of time, as a warning. Hopefully, the moderated period will be temporary, and he will be given another chance to show he can respect the message center's rules.

On the subject of FFF's original posting, I share some concerns about clearly sociopathic escorts such as Jason Tyler not being adequately flagged. Anybody who indisputably steals clients' money should have a red "T" placed next to their name/picture. That goes for Anthony Holloway and a few others, too.

[HooBoy]

I think the Moderators (and when I have had the time) have shown that FFF can say anything he wants to here as long as he doesn't divulge personal information.

 

He insulted me and the moderators and a a great number of escorts and maybe even the Mother Theresa, I lose count. Yet we let his writings go and we post them as quickly as we can. We did not hold them as some sort of punishment because he did not divulge personal information. (Terrorism and child pornography are things that are not accepted, either just in case they are not in the FAQ.)

 

All are welcome to share their wisdom or if they must spew their venom, they may do so within the posted guidelines.

 

Just as I implored Jason Tyler to stick around no matter my opinion on how I thought he handled the situation, I do the same with Mr. Fang. They both offer their thoughts, some enlightening, some bizarre, but sometimes we may be able to learn and grow from their point of view and, if nothing else, get a chuckle. And by god, I love a good laugh.

 

I do not want to lock this thread. I really do not want to lock any more threads, but I do think enough is enough on this issue and now lets find another dead horse to jack off on, okay?

 

HooFang

[Guest fukamarine]

>On the subject of FFF's original posting, I share some

>concerns about clearly sociopathic escorts such as Jason

>Tyler not being adequately flagged. Anybody who

>indisputably steals clients' money should have a red "T"

>placed next to their name/picture.

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

 

I don't consider what Jason did as stealing.

 

He agreed to go to Florida with some guy for the weekend for $3000 bucks. He went, the client turned our to be an asshole who slobbered all over him and declared his undying love. YUK!

 

Evidently expensive presents were also promised but not delivered.

 

So he took the agreed upon fee and split.

 

I think this was justified for the following reason.

 

He was enticed to fly all the way to Florida only to experience what I described in paragraph three above. He didn't really WANT to be in Florida but was there as part of a business arrangement. When it turned sour, he wanted out. It would be unlikely at that point he could book other appointments for that time slot, either there or back at home base. Why should he lose a weekend's pay? He wouldn't have taken the money if the client had turned out to be a decent guy.

 

I don't understand why all you guys are dumping on Jason. The client got exactly what he deserved!

 

fukamarine

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

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[+ Lucky]

"I'll be back boys and girls."

 

No hurry now.

[Guest bottomboykk]

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Don't hurry back.

[Chuck50]

So if Rick M is all that FFF what does that make you???? HUGS Chuck

[BewareofNick]

>Total world domination is a little more interesting

>than this message board.

 

I knew one of those days one of these Republicans would slip and reveal their master plan

 

I even managed to save a small piece from a shredder and it has this quote from Dubya and Dick Cheney:

 

Dubya: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

Dick Cheney: The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Try to take over the world!

[woodlawn]

>I'm going to take a break for a while from our little

>cyber-sandbox and let everyone decompress. I've got better

>things to do now that the Republicans are in charge of

>Congress. Total world domination is a little more interesting

>than this message board.

>

>I'll be back boys and girls.

 

 

I don't see the point of your (second) self-imposed exile from the board. After Lucky created a thread asking if people were 'tired' of your posts and the majority who posted said no, isn't it obvious that a lot of people want you to keep posting? Who else will provide some counterweight to the relentless self promotion of the escorts who post here?

 

The people who don't like you now are not going to like you any more a month from now. The people who do like your posts, and I'm one of them, have no desire to see you run off this board for any period of time. As for the Republicans, you are not a member of Congress and whatever they do during the next two years will happen with or without you so it's not as if their victory has anything to do with how you spend your time.

[Justice]

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[Guest Bitchboy]

>>>He brings a spark to the board, starts

>>>contraversies and adds life, in general. A relief from all

>

>>>the pedantic stuff we often see too much of.

>

>>You're not too bright, are ya?

>

>See you got your insult in! One per post is your minimum.

>

>>FFF constantly corrects and ridicules posters' and

>reviewers' minor >grammar & spelling mistakes. How much more

>pedantic can you get?

>

>Well - I guess we could always consider you tiresome bitching

>posts as candidates for "Pedantic post of the month award"

>>

>>And if you haven't noticed, I'm the one who adds life

>

>>to this board. :+

>

>You think?

>

>fukamarine

>

You two are both incredibly cute! You both add just the right pizazz to the board. You add the pizazz and Rick adds the azz. An unbeatable combination.

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[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

This will test the moderators........

 

HooBoy in his infinite fascist wisdom posted this in the Escort Travels section regarding Jason "I Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Hotel Room All Weekend With A Fat Man Who's In Love With Me" Tyler's arrival in Austin, TX:

 

I removed an asinine, cynical and totally uncalled for post about Jason's trip to Austin written by Fang Fang Fang.

This section is for Escorts to let their fans know where they will be. It is NOT a place to diss a guy just because you do not measure up or have a soft-on in the morning.

 

Even DC Escort Ethan, who sometimes used poor judgement had the good sense to remove an inappropriate comment he wrote here about an escort and he quickly apologized with no encouragement from me or the moderators.

 

If you have something negative to share with the few people who are interested in your ego, take it to the Lounge or the Deli.

 

I thank you.

 

Since in all things regarding male prostitution, I bow to HooBoy's greater experience. Therefore I will heed his snitty request.

 

For those who missed my EGREGIOUS error in protocol, what I said regarding Jason "I Don't Want To Be Trapped In A Hotel Room All Weekend With A Fat Man Who's In Love With Me" Tyler's arrival in Texas was:

 

EVERYONE WATCH YOUR PURSES![/font size=36]

 

First off HooBaby, it's Fin Fang FOOM not "Fin Fang Fang".

 

Second of all, HooBaby, you of ALL people shouldn't be throwing stones in the ego glass house.

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again since most of you tend not to pay attention: you queens take this site FAR TOO SERIOUSLY. HooBaby treats this site like his personal fiefdom (which is his prerogative) and conducts himself according to where his mood ranks on the Pissy Scale. Apparently, as of late, he's really had a stick up his ass. Maybe, instead of taking up a collection for Houston Kristian, the concerned among you should send in money to hire someone to pull the stick out of his ass.

 

Let's have a refresher course on what this site really is: it's a place for a bunch of guys (who mostly can't get laid by good looking guys without paying for it) to sit on their fat asses and ANONYMOUSLY talk about whores. Nothing more. Nothing less. However, the more pathetic among you, think it really has some deeper meaning and importance. PUHLEEZ! So, when HooBaby decides to moderate me because I've stepped over the line (which he moves at his prissy will) it's like water off a duck's back. I couldn't give a shit. I'm here because it's a lark for me and I'm amused by some of what goes on - however, most of the chit chat is tedious.

 

By the way, I'd like to thank all you guys who send me "site emails" encouraging me not to leave because of all the cranks. At some point, the childish drama will wear me out and I'll grab my purse and sweater and leave.

 

But until then, I'm..............

 

Forever yours,

 

FFF