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...and enjoy your cake, but keep your eyes on the road!!!

 

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James Corden's... crosswalk beauty & the Beast http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/beauty-and-the-beast-cast-corden-recreate-disney-musical-in-la-traffic/ar-BByc0Wi?li=AA2qN5v&ocid=spartanntp (funny video... wish I could embed it)

 

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Is it spring yet?

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And to that I say both YIKES and never in my bottom. (If it's not TMI, mine is pretty much an exit chute exclusively)

 

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...(If it's not TMI, mine is pretty much an exit chute exclusively)

 

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Given some of the cleansing rituals we've heard about that ain't nuthin'.

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Sometimes the truth is stranger than the Onion...

 

 

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Man who works from home keeps naming his dog ’employee of the quarter’

David Covucci—

Mar 21 at 4:16AM

Image via Madison Reed/Twitter

 

Seems fair.

 

 

If you slept all day, scratched at your office door whenever you needed to take a shit, and ate your lunch off the floor, there’s a pretty good chance you would never be named employee of the month.

 

But over at Accuride, a manufacturing and hardware company, an officemate who does just that has been named “employee of the quarter” for four straight quarters.

 

Meeka, you see, is a dog. Since her owner works from home, she is eligible for the award. And since winning it once, Meeka has yet to relinquish it.

 

Michael Reeg, owner of Meeka and a distribution sales manager with Accuride, spoke with the Dodo after pictures his daughter took of the awards started making the rounds on Twitter. He said that the award really is merit-based, and that Meeka pulls her weight at the office.

 

“There are times that I’ll even talk to her as I work through a problem or map out a customer solution,” Reeg said. “I try out my sales pitches and presentations on her. She’s not easily impressed or swayed. All she hears is ‘blah, blah, blah, Meeka’—but she likes to hear my voice and I love that she pays attention. Having her in my office all day is something that we both look forward to.”

 

 

Accuride is also onboard with Meeka’s eligibility and winning streak, according to a spokesperson: “Meeka is an outstanding support to Michael and his work. Dogs are the best.”

 

Yes. We should replace all our human coworkers with dogs.

 

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Just parking this for future use...

 

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