BSR Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 TruHart1 That reminds me of a Gary Shandling joke. He said that whenever he was feeling bad about himself, he would go to the supermarket, take a package of kielbasa, and shove it halfway into his pants. Then when a woman told him, "Excuse me, uh, I think you have a kielbasa in your pants," he pretended to get all embarrassed and said, "Oh, gosh, thanks." TruHart1, Nvr2Thick and + WilliamM 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 http://www.kickinthehead.org/kickinthehead3/comics-archive/2011-09-28-half-okay.png bigvalboy, + quoththeraven and Zman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larstrup Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I never finish anythi Kevin Slater, bigvalboy, + Oliver and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ deej Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 I never finish anythi When Neil Patrick Harris first joined Twitter he carefully crafted his first several tweets to lampoon the 140-character limit exactly that way. AdamSmith, + WilliamM and TruHart1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/170206_a20719-690.jpg “Remember when real men had masculine names like Ug and Gog? Nowadays, they’re all named Florg and Smurg.” + Oliver, + honcho, AdamSmith and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rvwnsd Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 http://www.trianglerealestategroup.com/images/groundhog_day_525.gif AdamSmith, Larstrup, bigvalboy and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 PS: I recognize these cartoons are a few days late. Was busy this week. + honcho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Nvr2Thick, + Oliver and + quoththeraven 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rvwnsd Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 AdamSmith, + Oliver, beachboy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+ azdr0710 Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/5-funny-Ikea-cartoon.gif Zman, + José Soplanucas, Nvr2Thick and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 + WmClarke, rvwnsd and Nvr2Thick 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nvr2Thick Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 http://tu9srvbirvvtnyrpbwcylnjua3itc3rhdgljlmnvbq00.g00.ranker.com/g00/2_d3d3LnJhbmtlci5jb20%3D_/TU9SRVBIRVVTNyRodHRwOi8vaW1nMi5ybmtyLXN0YXRpYy5jb20vdXNlcl9ub2RlX2ltZy81MDA2NC8xMDAxMjY2OTI1Lzg3MC9wdXR0aW5nLXRoZS1zYXNzLWluLXNhc3F1YXRjaC1waG90by11MS5qcGc%2FaTEwYy5tYXJrLmltYWdlLnR5cGU%3D_$/$/$/$/$/$ + honcho, + WilliamM, Zman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nvr2Thick Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Friday Funnies or Political Friday Funnies? http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1486229888-20170204.png bigvalboy, rvwnsd, + Truereview and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larstrup Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another. "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third. "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man. Then there was a short moment of silence. "Thank God we can all still drive," said one woman cheerfully. bigvalboy, + WmClarke, Kevin Slater and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nvr2Thick Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 + glennnn, Larstrup, + WilliamM and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larstrup Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... + nycman, + WmClarke, Nvr2Thick and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... http://media.giphy.com/media/3TrWRPZGPYQP6/giphy.gif Larstrup 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Larstrup Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 (edited) http://blog.physicsworld.com/files/2015/08/PW2015-08-07-candle.jpg In Remembrance of Jackhammer A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." Post #1 Edited February 13, 2017 by Larstrup beachboy, + deej, + Oliver and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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