Friday Funnies

[rvwnsd]

I hear a great song coming....wait...wait...wait....

http://www.etonline.com/tv/2014/08/24099839/640_phoebe_smelly_cat_friends.jpg

oozey dick, oozey dick, what are they feeding you

...

Or, perhaps, "who have you been feeding?"

[Kevin Slater]

“Bea Arthur was never on time,” Tom modulated.

 

Kevin Slater

[Kevin Slater]

“Mr. Nicolson, you never be on time,” Tom ejaculated.

 

Kevin Slater

[rvwnsd]

"It's raining! It's raining!" said Tom precipitously.

[rvwnsd]

"That reminds of a time back in St Olaf's," Tom said rosily.

[+ Gar1eth]

http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii612/rexmaker/2D20E43F-ED62-4446-925B-28E37848A7FE_zpsfvjpxnde.jpeg

 

(Note: If you like this t-shirt, you can look up 'paranormal distribution' on the web to find out where to buy it. There were several places it was available. )

 

Gman

[+ Gar1eth]

http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.50594823.4365/ra,unisex_tshirt,x1350,101010:01c5ca27c6,front-c,30,60,940,730-bg,f8f8f8.u2.jpg

 

Also available to buy on the web...I mean the shirt-and not, unfortunately, the model.

 

Gman

[+ quoththeraven]

"The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8 lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them"

(source)

 

I've only lived with one or two cats who weighed 8 pounds or less at any point in their lives. One of them was the most alpha of alpha cats, but she weighed 10 pounds when this photo was taken. (Not my current cat.)

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/lawless523/18138757/50502/50502_600.jpg

Edited September 22, 2016 by quoththeraven

[rvwnsd]

"The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8 lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them

(source)

 

I've only lived with one or two cats who weighed 8 pounds or less at any point in their lives. One of them was the most alpha of alpha cats, but she weighed 10 pounds when this photo was taken. (Not my current cat.)

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/lawless523/18138757/50502/50502_600.jpg

So let me tell you about 8 lb cats. My parents had two cats, one was about 10 pounds and very nice and the other was over 20 lbs, 2 feet long, dumb as a rock, and mean. The mean was was de-clawed and used to pick on the nice one. I also had two cats, one of which was 8 lbs and the other 9 lbs. They were both sweet little puffballs. The day before leaving on my cross-country move the two cats and I stayed at my parents' house. My cats managed to get out of the bedroom and encountered their smaller cat (who was the nice cat) and the big mean cat. Big mean cat started to bite my litle girl. Little girl cat puffs her tail up, hisses, extends her claws, and swipes at his face. Little girl's brother puffs his tail up, hisses at big mean cat, extends his claws and swipes at his face. Big mean cat ran away and hid under the bed. Little girl cat walks over to smaller nice cat and starts grooming him. Big mean cat stayed under the bed for a couple of days except to eat.

[Kevin Slater]

“Caitlyn is never on time,” Tom translated.

 

Kevin Slater

[mike carey]

[+ poolboy48220]

That's hilarious. I'd get that, but some of my oldest friends are pretty religious, and I could never wear it around them. We have interesting discussions around it (I was surprised to find that one of them believed in Creationism), but I would never throw it in their face like that.

[mike carey]

I agree, @poolboy48220, it's not something that I would throw in the face of a Christian friend, but I might raise the mathematical calculations with them if they raised the truth+god equation with me. Just to point out the mathematical consequences of the equation!

[+ poolboy48220]

That's why my religious friends and I get along - we don't discuss it often, and they've NEVER preached to me.

[mike carey]

[+ FreshFluff]

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[+ Truereview]

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2012/02/Snape-13.jpg

[Kevin Slater]

“I’ve done British commercials,” Tom said inadvertently.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ Truereview]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-O_CJhaO63Hw/U_kpormATRI/AAAAAAAAFiM/FS18KVMXT84/s1600/kangaroo-mom-threat_funny-joke-pictures%2Bdot%2Bcom%2B2013.jpg

[+ Truereview]

http://jasonlove.com/cartoons/00255-daily-cartoons-lab-rat.gif

[+ Truereview]

http://carhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/car-humor-funny-joke-road-street-drive-driver-horsepower-horse-power-engine.jpg

[+ Truereview]

Since Marylander brought up national lobster day in another thread...

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0d/84/5c/0d845c2d8587b3786f7e768cfb799ec4.jpg

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/d8/de/d7d8deb83626909e4125042f4c0fdc62.jpg

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/3/12/3/lobster-vs-crab-28441-1299917484-35.jpg

[Kevin Slater]

“I like pot,” Tom said bluntly.

 

Kevin Slater

[mike carey]

Saw this posted on Twitter:

'Watched a girl take a 'broken, do not use" sign off Whole Foods sliding door, take a pic w it over her heart, then walk into the broken door.'

[+ Truereview]

http://equineink.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/lookingdown.jpg