gallahadesquire Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 There was a young scholar at Kings, Whose mind was on Secular things-- His secret Desire Was a boy in the Choir Whose ass was like Jelly on Springs. {repeat from a couple of years ago} There is a young scholar named Sims, Who hums (it is said) when he Rims: A Spectacular Ass Gets the B-minor Mass; The rest just get Anglican Hymns. {and more recently} There was a young woman of Chichester, Who made the Saints in the niches stir; One day at Matins Her breasts in white Satins Made the Bishop of Chichester's Britches stir. Especially #2: For the uninitiated: J.S. Bach's Messe in H moll, or Mass in B-minor. The ordinary of the mass, which takes about two and a half hours to perform. Examples of Anglican Hymns: For All the Saints, Who From Their Labours Rest Hail, Thee Festival Day [which seems uniquely appropriate]. St. Patrick's Breastplate is unsingable under almost all conditions. To be able to Rim and perform That would be quite the deed, indeed! Jerusalem is just fun. AdamSmith and TruHart1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallahadesquire Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 (edited) If one remembers the premise to Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury: We'd best get started on the limericks, and soon, lest the ElectroMagnetic Pulse devicer (EMP) eliminate everything on the Net. "There is a theory that, if anyone were ever to understand the meaning of the Universe, it would immediately be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. "There is another theory that says this has already happened." - Somewhere in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams (R.I.P.) Edited May 14, 2016 by gallahadesquire AdamSmith, + honcho, TruHart1 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glennnn Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 There was a young man of Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he licked off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it." I knew a young man in Kent Whose cock was so long that in bent. To save himself trouble, He put it in double, And instead of cumming, he went! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Sorry. Would someone please explain this one for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Sorry. Would someone please explain this one for me... yeah, me too.....(thanks, Uni, for being the first to wonder;)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Sorry. Would someone please explain this one for me... yeah, me too.....(thanks, Uni, for being the first to wonder;)) Clearly neither of you has ever stepped in goose poop or otherwise had firsthand run-ins with this beastly avian. + sam.fitzpatrick, bigvalboy and + quoththeraven 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ WmClarke Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 http://i1305.photobucket.com/albums/s545/WmClarke/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpslyv52p3x.jpeg AdamSmith, bigvalboy and Zman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ José Soplanucas Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Clearly neither of you has ever stepped in goose poop or otherwise had firsthand run-ins with this beastly avian. Adam, I think they mean they cannot see the picture. I can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Adam, I think they mean they cannot see the picture. I can't. Oh! Sorry. Cartoon: Satan begs God to let him create just one thing, God finally says okay -- result is the goose. (Image displays on my phone & laptop -- the NSA must be tapping some of your bandwidth. ) + José Soplanucas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ bigjoey Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/doctors-used-to-literally-blow-smoke-up-your-ass-with-18th-century-medical-treatment/ AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geminibear Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 bigvalboy, + azdr0710, + honcho and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geminibear Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 For you grammar Nazis:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geminibear Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 + honcho, + quoththeraven, + Gar1eth and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geminibear Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 MsGuy, + sam.fitzpatrick, bigvalboy and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Surely that's ironic (even if it is in Louisiana, where I'm told English is not the first language)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Clearly neither of you has ever stepped in goose poop or otherwise had firsthand run-ins with this beastly avian. Oh I thought it was a duck. They are mean suckers too. This may be a repeat. But it's a good one. http://www.funnymemes.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/how-tough-are-scotsmen.jpeg Gman + DERRIK, TruHart1, bigvalboy and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
instudiocity Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Surely that's ironic (even if it is in Louisiana, where I'm told English is not the first language)? French, Arcadian, and Creole all have roots in Lose-Anner. mike carey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Zman, bigvalboy and + Oliver 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 bigvalboy and + WmClarke 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Funny-Pictures-Single-men.jpg + FreshFluff, + WmClarke, MsGuy and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Truereview Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 + WmClarke, AdamSmith, + quoththeraven and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Funny-Pictures-Single-men.jpg I would have thought this might also be depicted with Superman on his knees with a handshake. Gman + Truereview 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 And now, for a little tree humor.... http://img.memecdn.com/got-wood_o_2755649.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 http://images1.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED1/50a66b6ce847b.jpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Looks like someone's got wood: http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Got_6bb783_1961679.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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