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Not to be confused with cat scanned!

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Big-CAT-Scan.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/7EEexSQ.jpg

 

http://doctorspiller.com/images/Dental%20radiology/Cat_Scans.jpg

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Aka "a boat is a hole in the water into which one pours money."

 

Many years ago, when I was a graduate student with straight roommates, both of them were members of the University sailing club. One of them said "sailing was like standing in a cold shower with your clothes on, tearing up $100 bills". And frequently, though it was totally overcast, they would return with sunburned faces and hands.

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Part quatre.

 

Frosty even tried hiring a snowscort, but he got mugged and threatened to write a review...

 

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/1108/snowjob-snowman-blowjob-hairdryer-wytch-demotivational-posters-1312969059.jpg

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For those of us who live with cats, every day is cat scan day.

 

A college friend attended a Halloween party held in our dining hall as a flasher. He wore a raincoat, swimshorts, and a Coke bottle. I don't remember how the Coke bottle was held in place. For someone reasonably intelligent, he had some weird ideas, such as that it was a good idea to drop acid and wander around the hilly nature preserve behind campus (ultimately he didn't do it) or to light his farts. He singed himself doing the latter.

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