Friday Funnies

[marylander1940]

[Danny-Darko]

[+ azdr0710]

[Danny-Darko]

OMG, this was SO true for me! 😆

[KrisParr]

1 hour ago, Danny-Darko said:

OMG, this was SO true for me! 😆

My two older brothers were into body building, so Strength & Health, Muscle and Fitness and some similar magazines were always available. And we had a magazine rack in our upstairs bathroom and the stash was significant. Memories …

[mike carey]

The comments thread for this is hilarious.

https://x.com/manjusrii/status/1833972230021415221

 

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[Danny-Darko]

[Danny-Darko]

[Danny-Darko]

[+ tassojunior]

[Danny-Darko]

[+ azdr0710]

highway exit sign in the state of Washington......

 

[marylander1940]

[BSR]

[BSR]

[marylander1940]

[marylander1940]

Free trans surgery included in prager's price!

Edited September 22, 2024 by marylander1940

[+ tassojunior]

[AlaskaBear]

There’s a man named Dave, and one day he’s out hiking in the mountains. He’s enjoying the fresh air, the beautiful scenery, and the peace of being away from the city. But as he’s walking along, he notices something unusual—a strange little frog sitting on a rock.

Now, this is no ordinary frog. The frog looks right at Dave and speaks. “Hey, you there! If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”

Dave looks around, wondering if he’s imagining things. But the frog speaks again: “I’m serious! I’m actually a princess, and an evil witch cursed me. Just one little kiss, and I’ll be free. Plus, as a thank you, I’ll stay with you and be your companion for the rest of your life.”

Dave picks up the frog, studies it for a moment, then calmly puts it in his backpack and keeps walking.

The frog, now sitting in the dark of the backpack, is shocked. “Uh, excuse me? Did you not hear me? I said I’m a princess! Just one kiss, and you’ll have a princess by your side for life!”

Dave keeps walking, not saying a word.

A few minutes later, the frog, now getting impatient, croaks again: “Hello?! Don’t you want a beautiful princess as your companion? Just kiss me already!”

Finally, Dave stops, takes the frog out of his backpack, looks at it, and says, “Look, I get it. But honestly, I’d rather have a talking frog. Way more interesting!”

And with that, he put the frog back in his backpack and happily continued his hike.

[+ BlueSky]

[mike carey]

A sting in the tale [sic].

[marylander1940]

 

 

Reminds me of some of the stories shared by @Ali Gator about young folks!

 

 

[+ tassojunior]

my new Best of 2024;

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19K likes, 629 comments - policefitnessnutrition on August 28, 2024: "👮 can't make this ✨up".

 

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649K likes, 8,628 comments - destiny_image on July 15, 2024: "If you laughed, you have to share this 🤣👍 Bill Johnson".