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Since humor is timeless, I decided to go back to the beginning of this post and start reading there. The only problem is the posters are either no longer around or deceased. I have no one to thank for the laughs!

You need to set a standard of ROFLMAO to repost the Oldies.

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Since humor is timeless, I decided to go back to the beginning of this post and start reading there. The only problem is the posters are either no longer around or deceased. I have no one to thank for the laughs!

 

We here in these latter days stand on the shoulders of giants who have gone before us.

 

But one thing-while the principles of comedy might be somewhat timeless-individual jokes or comedic situations probably aren't as they often depend on local knowledge. Take for example the comedies of the ancient authors/playwrights. They're known-but I might go so far to say that they aren't well-known. Tragedy on the other hand is usually what is considered timeless. Even with Shakespeare, while his comedies and tragedies are both known, the tragedies are usually better known.

 

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A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their parents do for a

living. All the typical answers came up - mechanic, business, sales, doctor,

engineer... and so forth.

 

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the

teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic

dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of

other men and they put money in his underwear.

 

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and

stay with him all night for money."

 

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other

children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that

really true about your father?"

 

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and is

helping to get Trump re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in

front of the other kids.

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A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their parents do for a

living. All the typical answers came up - mechanic, business, sales, doctor,

engineer... and so forth.

 

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the

teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic

dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of

other men and they put money in his underwear.

 

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and

stay with him all night for money."

 

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other

children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that

really true about your father?"

 

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and is

helping to get Trump re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in

front of the other kids.

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I don't get it?.

 

Gman

I don't really get it either. After some thinking, I'm thinking the sign is intended to advise motorists looking for the cruise ships that they must use the airport exit to get to the cruise ships. Aside from that, the concept is pretty funny.

Seriously? When have you seen a cruise ship on a highway or an airplane?

 

Oh. My. God!

 

Did I post that picture in "Friday Funnies" on the "Men 4 Men Message Forum?" Silly me. I intended to post it in "Freeway Funnies" over on the "Mile 4 Mile Message Forum." Wrong M4M Forum, you see.

 

Shit, wonder where I posted that review of HorseHungHoward's_Johnson who was visiting Phoenix last week? :D

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