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Go outside and pee in the garden.

 

 

If ants gather: diabetes

 

 

If you pee on your feet: prostate

 

 

if it smells like a barbecue: cholesterol

 

 

if when you shake it, your wrist hurts: osteoarthritis

 

 

if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants: Alzheimer

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Go outside and pee in the garden.

 

 

If ants gather: diabetes

 

 

If you pee on your feet: prostate

 

 

if it smells like a barbecue: cholesterol

 

 

if when you shake it, your wrist hurts: osteoarthritis

 

 

if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants: Alzheimer

This is no different than most of the health "advice" circulating on the internet. :)

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I had one of those syringe/injectors to inject flavor inside the turkey before cooking. I came home one day to find it on the bathroom sink. I asked my roommate and he said he'd gotten one of those ear cleaning kits but the bulb syringe included with it wasn't very strong, so he found the turkey syringe & used it.

 

I bought a new one for the kitchen.

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I had one of those syringe/injectors to inject flavor inside the turkey before cooking. I came home one day to find it on the bathroom sink. I asked my roommate and he said he'd gotten one of those ear cleaning kits but the bulb syringe included with it wasn't very strong, so he found the turkey syringe & used it.

 

I bought a new one for the kitchen.

 

I take it your roommate didn't meet;) the 'four legs and a cold nose' criteria for a good roommate?

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I take it your roommate didn't meet;) the 'four legs and a cold nose' criteria for a good roommate?

Hahaha. Naw, he was a good roommate for the most part, he just had occasional moments of cluenessness. He'd just gotten out of a relationship where his partner handled EVERYTHING, and he had to learn to live on his own. I've had many two-legged roommates I was sad to see move on.

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