Benjamin Nicholas Charlotte NC

[+ ArVaGuy]

Based on several of the exchanges here I've decided that if/when I hire Ben I want him dressed as a priest and I'll be the alter boy. That way I'll finally be able to work out those Catholic school issues from my youth. Perhaps he can read passages from St. Thomas Aquinas during the session. I suppose there won't be a tent involved and it'll cost more than $200. Maybe we can pretend the closet is the confessional. Can't wait for my penance. :D

[MsGuy]

That's one hot senario...

 

when I hire Ben I want him dressed as a priest and I'll be the alter boy... Perhaps he can read passages from St. Thomas Aquinas during the session... Maybe we can pretend the closet is the confessional. Can't wait for my penance. :D

 

Be sure to check out Prayboy Magazine for tips on fleshing out the script.

 

http://www.owensworld.com/funnyimages/files/gaspirtz-01-priest_big.jpg

 

And please post a detailed review.

[MsGuy]

maybe they were playing cowboys and Indians lol

Or were playing Brokeback Mountain?

[MsGuy]

Blessed be the innocent...

 

BTW have you been hanging in our revival tent with bn again? I wondered how we lost $200 from the collection plate.

 

Just how do you think all those free love offerings were actually spent?

[MsGuy]

Well, I wasn't intending to be that blunt...

 

That must be what I really hope for, after all.

 

but, as usual, you've gotten to the heart of the matter.

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Back in the day, the pervy Dr. Smith was flying under the radar of the straight audience. I doubt that the writers could get away with that today.

[BewareofNick]

So, who wants to head to Mellow Mushroom for pizza?

[AdamSmith]

Mellow Mushroom

 

The best hallucinogen of all.

 

Except, just possibly, for ergot in the Communion wafer.

[+ glutes]

Perhaps Benj can update us daily, instead of ignoring those pesky emails & voicemails.

jim-boi-ben, can you pass this website on?? He lets you look at his schedule...

 

http://www.dailybooth.com

[+ purplekow]

Well allow me to ignite the gasoline which had been thrown around here. Some might say this is familar bashing. Some might say this is confirmation of nonresponsiveness. I suppose about 80 posts from now, this thread will have moved no further to a resolution of that.

 

I believe it is now 100 posts later. Any chance of closing this down and just waiting for the next one to crop up?

[NYTomcat]

The next one already has. They are multiplying like tribbles. Its just out of control.

 

So I agree. Im out of the bn threads. Done. Its been real. Thanks but enough is enough. A great BS & DS song. Time to move on.

[+ ArVaGuy]

The next one already has. They are multiplying like tribbles. Its just out of control.

 

So I agree. Im out of the bn threads. Done. Its been real. Thanks but enough is enough. A great BS & DS song. Time to move on.

 

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c262/cpapa8162/tribble3.jpg

 

"Close the hatch."

[Guest greatness]

To clarify..

 

jimboi is not Ben.. Unless one has an ability to be at two different locations at the same time.. Glutes I don't know why you think that.. Anyways, let's be nice. I really don't know what BN did to you Glutes or whatever that is between you and KMEM.. But let's move on.. Life is short..

 

Perhaps Benj can update us daily, instead of ignoring those pesky emails & voicemails.

jim-boi-ben, can you pass this website on?? He lets you look at his schedule...

 

http://www.dailybooth.com

[+ glutes]

Ths escort freely shows his schedule to a client, good. jim-boi-ben is just my nickname for this client, only implication meant is their closeness.

 

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No, BNs actually going to be there, as he told me this a few days ago when we were together. I highly doubt he's -fishing- for any business based on the schedule I saw for the rest of this summer.

[MsGuy]

The next one already has. They are multiplying like tribbles. Its just out of control.

 

In all fairness to the moderators, BN threads are like dandelions on a summer lawn. You can root them up, you can mow them down, but unless you're prepared to drench the whole yard in roundup and start over, they'll keep coming back.

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/87551815.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=910C62E22B9F47AA7F26457AE432F8159824915CBCC20C504EDCB8BE9BCF1D08E30A760B0D811297

[+ purplekow]

In all fairness to the moderators, BN threads are like dandelions on a summer lawn. You can root them up, you can mow them down, but unless you're prepared to drench the whole yard in roundup and start over, they'll keep coming back.

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/87551815.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=910C62E22B9F47AA7F26457AE432F8159824915CBCC20C504EDCB8BE9BCF1D08E30A760B0D811297

That doesnt mean you can't take a machete to the biggest one and whack its head off until there is sap leaking endless over the fallen stem and the horrendously prickly puke green leaves letting it lie there cold and dead as a sad reminder that while life is always too short for the virtuous it can be cut short for the evil hearted and mean spirited.

Or may be it does. Deej's choice.

[MsGuy]

I concede the point, PK. Some plants just need killing.

 

http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickentriffid.jpg

 

Still, as you said, it's deej's call.

[Guest greatness]

well

 

I'm sorry for my assumption then, glutes..

[+ deej]

That doesnt mean you can't take a machete to the biggest one and whack its head off until there is sap leaking endless over the fallen stem and the horrendously prickly puke green leaves letting it lie there cold and dead as a sad reminder that while life is always too short for the virtuous it can be cut short for the evil hearted and mean spirited.

Or may be it does. Deej's choice.

 

We are shopping for more moderators, PK. I think you just qualified.

 

We can weedwhack, and have done in the past. It just doesn't solve anything. If YOU (the community) don't like something, then YOU (the community) should fight back. Stand up and yell. Throw things. Discuss pizza. Call them wieners. Whatever. Make more noise than they do.

 

Community pressure is the only thing that really begets change. We're just the traffic cops.

[AdamSmith]

OK, now you're just being kinky. Dr. Smith? Ewwh, nasty.

 

P.P.S.

 

[MsGuy]

I had forgotten how cheezy the sets and special effects were.

[AdamSmith]

I had forgotten how cheezy the sets and special effects were.

 

It got worse:

 

 

[AdamSmith]

P.P.P.S. History of the robot...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDv5LDTDjJY

 

(Deep highjack but what can you do? )

[+ deej]

Back in the days when Windows was new and most folks didn't yet have speakers, I did. I replaced the default "ding!" for incoming mail with a sound file of Robbie the Robot saying "warning! WARNING! Warning!"

 

My co-workers thought it was cute the first 30 times. When I got back to the office a week later I found my speakers hidden behind the office dumpsters.

 

That voice still does things to me.

[AdamSmith]

Robbie the Robot saying "warning! WARNING! Warning!"

 

Har!

 

Minor factual point: Robbie was the name of the robot in 'Forbidden Planet.'

 

http://www.fwiffer.com/fwfrhome/FILES_FILENAME_bv.asp?FILEID=2738

 

The robot in 'Lost in Space' was just called 'robot.'

[+ deej]

Don't harsh my mellow, man.