Hand Jobs

[foxy]

There seems to be a lot of posts concerning STD's. If the only thing that rocks your boat is fucking and sucking, an old fashioned hand job may seem boring, but as far as I know, it's totally safe. With the right set of hands and some lube it can be lots of fun. Also, two hard dicks being stroked together feels pretty nice and looks good too. So if safety is a real concern you can use the Yellow Pages motto and "Let your fingers do the walking".

[Huey]

>There seems to be a lot of posts concerning STD's. If the

>only thing that rocks your boat is fucking and sucking, an

>old fashioned hand job may seem boring, but as far as I

>know, it's totally safe. With the right set of hands and

>some lube it can be lots of fun. Also, two hard dicks being

>stroked together feels pretty nice and looks good too. So if

>safety is a real concern you can use the Yellow Pages motto

>and "Let your fingers do the walking".

 

foxy I agree that hand jobs are overlooked too often. They can be very satisfying

 

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[Rick Munroe]

I hope CT Dick posts to this thread. He gives great hand.

[chrismac]

I love almost nothing better than a thick hard cock sliding with minor effort through my clenched fist, which tries desperately to impede its movement without success. Ah, the joy of a hand fuck.

 

Another fun safe activity, just practiced by this correspondent not 20 minutes ago:

 

If you're with a nicely-endowed gentleman, ask him to kindly place his hard member betwixt your quivering thighs at an angle which causes the engorged solidity to brush nicely against your ball sac. Ask him to get up a nice momentum. With ample lube applied - a terrific pastime! :7

 

For added pleasure, encourage your partner du noir to apply his tongue to your mouth while thighballfucking. Like Jodie Foster said repeatedly in the film "Contact", you'll be "Ready to go! Ready to go!" in no time.

 

Enjoy.

[foxy]

Is a dick in the hand worth two in the...um...bush?

[ad rian]

>If you're with a nicely-endowed gentleman, ask him to kindly

>place his hard member betwixt your quivering thighs at an

>angle which causes the engorged solidity to brush nicely

>against your ball sac. Ask him to get up a nice momentum.

>With ample lube applied - a terrific pastime! :7

 

 

I agree that thi can be hot, and when there are "fit" issues, this is a good second best solution. I also like simply mounting and riding my partner along his crack with lots of lube. All that I would say is that I believe that I got the skin to skin transfered STD, Molluscum, last Fall from just such activity. So even here, one has to be cautious!

[Rick Munroe]

>I also like

>simply mounting and riding my partner along his crack with

>lots of lube.

 

I'd advise bottoms to be aware, tho, that this is how sneaky barebackers try to "accidentally" slip it in. x(

[Candyman]

Hey, I wouldn't touch either Bush-Goerge W or his father. The thought of that is bad enough to turn you straight.

What do you think Rick?:+

[+ deej]

But the cute nephew, George P., that they trotted out during the campaign was definitely do-able. :9

[ad rian]

>I'd advise bottoms to be aware, tho, that this is how sneaky

>barebackers try to "accidentally" slip it in. x(

 

You might be right. The temptation is great, but my fears that I have explained on another thread keep me honest! I promise!! Then again, it is amazing how that action can open up the most recalcitrant hole, and resolve other size related issues.

[Bastian]

I love giving hand jobs/lingam (sp)massage. A well-lubed-tight-as-you-want-it/alternating feather touch that makes your guy harder, hotter and ready to blow is a good thing. Perfect after you've pounded him into the matress and he's not up to swinging from anymore rafters. Can't stand getting them though, maybe it's a control thing, but I've had years more practice(!) and am picky how it's done.

 

>If you're with a nicely-endowed gentleman, ask him to kindly

>place his hard member betwixt your quivering thighs at an

>angle which causes the engorged solidity to brush nicely

>against your ball sac. Ask him to get up a nice momentum.

>With ample lube applied - a terrific pastime!

 

I got into this with a regular that has bottoming 'issues' because of my size. I recommended someone smaller so he could bottom completely but he's having none of that *shrug*. His nuts are HUGE so it's still an all enveloping hot fuck. Last time I flipped him over and pounded up his crack from the back. Was so horned from it that I drenched his ass, back, the headboard, a passing cat outside...definitely a recommended alternate so stock up on the lube of your choice and give it a try!

 

Bastian

[Rick Munroe]

The Candy Man

 

>I drenched his ass, back, the headboard, a passing cat

 

Is that cat as in feline, or cat as in Sammy Davis, Jr.?

[+ Lucky]

RE: The Candy Man

 

In those countries where the left hand is used for sanitary reasons, one could be getting stroked with a dirty hand. I do not need to elaborate on the consequences of that, especially the tendency to pick one's nose afterwards!

[ad rian]

>I love giving hand jobs/lingam (sp)massage. A

>well-lubed-tight-as-you-want-it/alternating feather touch

>that makes your guy harder, hotter and ready to blow is a

>good thing. Perfect after you've pounded him into the

>matress and he's not up to swinging from anymore rafters.

>Can't stand getting them though, maybe it's a control thing,

>but I've had years more practice(!) and am picky how it's

>done.

 

 

The best hand job, I ever had was from an escort in Amstersdam named Sebastian with Peoplemale. He has some "spiced" lube and he worked me over so fast that it took about a week for the sensation to go away. Truly amazing. I later had his then boyfriend Sander also with Peoplemale, but although he tried he could not recreate Sebastian's magic!

[Rick Munroe]

>Hey, I wouldn't touch either Bush-George W or his father.

>The thought of that is bad enough to turn you straight.

>What do you think Rick?

 

I think you should touch them both, turn straight, and then I'll suck you off. (Oh, what the hell, I'll do it anyway.) :9

[Bastian]

There was a cat, passing outside

hit with cum, dead square in his eye.

But he laughed, and with sass,

"I got ocular glass,

Loads don't stick to my lids, they just slide."

 

**snap applause**

**snap applause**

 

Bastian

[Candyman]

That would almost be worth it to have your lips wrapped around my cock. Unfortunatly my cock would probably have fallen off after touching the Bushs. Maybe I could go with Barbara, she has a bigger set of balls,but the 5 o'clock shadow is a turn off.

[Guest Kalifornia]

Count me as a fan of the hand job too. I love receiving a long, slow, slippery hand job from a hot guy. Bring me close then hold back bring me close again then let me shoot a huge load.

 

Mark -Kalifornia

[HooBoy]

There used to be a really fine jack off club in San Francisco that was a lot of fun.

[Bilbo]

I used to have a guy who was a golf pro (actually, I think he was a golf hustler) who would push his big, nicely defined pecs together and have me fuck that tunnel. Wickedly different!

 

May I wholeheartedly suggest that if you want to be one of the best in your city at giving handjobs you look into the instruction film, Fire On The Mountain, put out (so to speak) by the Body Electric School? http://www.bodyelectric.org It isn't as much fun to watch as most porn is, but the results for years afterwards are a lot lot lot more fun!

[foxy]

For those in the NY Metro area there's a club called NYJacks. They have a web site that tells you everything you need to know. I have stopped by on occassion, Thursday night is only $8.00. Most of the guys fall into the "normal looking" category. Some are a little old, some with not such great bodies, but there are usually several really hot looking guys. I've fooled around with guys I would have willingly paid $200 if they were escorts. There's NO attitude and everyone is there to get off. This may not be everybodies cup of tea and I'm not suggesting it will replace escorts but it can be a lot of fun. It's like being in a porn film. Not only is it cheap, it's perfectly legal and safe. Just don't go looking for any penetration of any kind.

[Huey]

>For those in the NY Metro area there's a club called

>NYJacks. They have a web site that tells you everything you

>need to know.

 

I checked out the site, great concept. I wonder how to find out if this activity is legal in other states? Seems as if it would be quite a bit of fun :9

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WAR IS OVER

if you want it

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE

[+ glutes]

This practice is called 'frottage'.

Have used it for many years of safe - sex !!!

[Guest Ant415]

<lingam (sp> I thought lingham was a plaid pattern?