Steven Kesslar... are the abs still there?

[Traveler North]

Steven's body is fanatstic. He works out regularly and is in great shape. A great guy who is hot,hot,hot. In better shape than many much younger guys. :9 :9 :9 :9

[Guest andrewd]

I have a regular client who just spent some time with Steven two weekends ago while he was in San Francisco and he had nothing but praise for Steven, including his body.

 

Hope that is useful...

[Epigonos]

Damn this is an easy one to answer. Note that the review of Steven's that appeared today is mine. If you are looking for a variety of photographs of him try the following: Go to http://www.maleescortreview.com click on escort profiles, click on Northern California, click on San Francisco. They are organized alphabetically so just scroll down to Steven Kesslar. The first photo of Steven on the blue sheet was taken about a year ago by me. He looks as good or better than any of these photographs.

 

P.S. I might add that if you are looking for a guy with the body of a twenty year old that isn't Steven. He has a fantastic body that he has worked hard to build in a gym. In some circles I could fairly be called a body fascist. I don't like twinks, I don't like escorts with average bodies, and I don't like chubby escorts -- I LIKE ESCORTS WITH GREAT GYM BODIES and that is Steven Kesslar

[+ purplekow]

Steven has a great body but his physical condition is only one of many qualities which would lead one to want to spend time with Steven in and out of the bedroom (or kitchen or living room or office or back seat of the car.)

Steven has a great sense of humor, a quick and pointed wit, intellectual curiosity across a wide range of topics, great instincts about people. Sexually, he is challenging, adventurous, imaginative and up for almost anything.

Hire him for an hour for the body alone and you'll have a great time but you'll regret not spending the night.

[+ stevenkesslar]

>However,

>for a guy who is in his forties... and that is not necessarily

>a bad thing... does he still have it body-wise... or has time

>taken its toll???

 

 

As Indiana Jones once said, "It's not the age..........it's the mileage."

 

So I am going to make a real honest confession. All this escorting (I mean thousands of fucks, sucks, and orgasms since 2000) has taken its toll. And it is because MY STUPID FUCKING CLIENTS are to blame!

 

Look at the shit I have to put up with:

 

1. I have to fly to these remote places like Tulum, Mexico or some god damn beach in Hawaii where there is not even access to a gym, or at least one that has good equipment and reasonably good eye candy. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY IN SHAPE LYING ON MY ASS ON THE BEACH GETTING A TAN? I mean come on guys even if I fuck a couple times a day that is no replacement for hitting the weights for an hour or two. So YOU PEOPLE are conspiring to make me look fat and old. And you dare ask if "time has taken its toll?" This in YOUR GOD DAMN FAULT!!!!

 

2. On top of this I am being forced to go to these fancy ass restaurants with all this high fat food that would make it hard for anyone not to tip the obesity scale. Granted, once in a while a thoughtful client takes me to a good vegetarian restaurant like Greens or gets so worked up he forgets to feed me at all because he wants to just fuck. But most of you are COMPLETE ASSHOLES! Two different clients took me to Paris last year and every fucking night there was some snobby high end restaurant where people were speaking some language I don't understand and all this rich food - sauces, meats, canard, foie gras - it is DISGUSTING and I am expected to eat all this shit and then YOU TRY TO BLAME ME when I look a little fat????

 

3. Just this month I have been on this low-fat diet and my refrigerator is stocked with vegetables and salmon and it feels great to be eating healthy, but then - you guessed it -guess what? THOSE FUCKING CLIENTS WANT TO BE FUCKED AGAIN, OR FUCK ME, OR WHATEVER. And it is not good enough to focus on my cock or my asshole. No, you feel you have to feed me. So I just get back from Texas and what the fuck happened? This guy takes me to one of the best steak houses in Texas. THEY DID NOT EVEN HAVE A VEGETABLE PLATE ON THE MENU. And then today I fly to Palm Springs for three days and this client is going to pull the same shit as always - light some candles, play some mood music, start up the fireplace, and serve me a gourmet meal he prepared. And this is going to happen EVERY NIGHT for three god damn nights in a row. AND THIS GUY HAS BEEN DOING THIS SAME THING FOR SIX YEARS. And you think I have a choice but to eat it???? You eat all that rich food and drink a bottle of wine and see if YOU feel like going to the gym instead of just lying in bed and having your cock sucked.

 

4. If any of you were normal people I would at least get a workout through the sex but NO YOU ARE NOT you get fucked or fuck me and then cum and then there we go - you want to cuddle or go on a nice walk or talk about who should be President or the absolute worst - take me to some fancy ass restaurant. YOU GUYS SUCK!!! Actually no you don't suck enough if you sucked and fucked more at least I would break a sweat and it would be like cardio instead of pigging out on food. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE FILTHY SEX PIGS LIKE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO?

 

5. And then all the other pressure. Pressure, pressure, pressure. Okay I will admit this one client got me this subscription to Muscle and Fitness and it has workout programs and diets like cottage cheese and tofu and shit which I can read and cook even so that is good. But then this TOTAL FUCKWAD client who thinks he is so fucking smart gets me a subscription to The Economist!!!! Have you ever tried to read that piece of shit? The print is like the size of a pubic hair and they think they know everything and you are supposed to care like whether some stupid African dictator steals an election or there is a monetary crisis or somebody's house gets take away because they had a submissive loan or something. What the fuck is a submissive loan anyway? It totally rattles me so I try to read this stupid shit and I just want to eat a pizza because I am just so flustered.

 

6. Its only gets worse. So some asshole writes a review after I go to Mexico and there is no gym and A PLATE FULL OF REFRIED BEANS and then next thing you know there is this email: "Oh you sound so romantic let me take you to Paris" and so now I AM FUCKING HAVING TO GO BACK TO THAT SHITHOLE and you know what that means TOTALLY FATTENING FOOD AND YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN FRANCE TALK LIKE THERE IS FOOD IN THEIR MOUTH and then if he writes a review someone else will call and want to go somewhere else and it just goes on and on!!!!!

 

So the next time you accuse me of letting age creep up on me you just think twice and realize IT IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT because it is people like you who force good natured escorts like me to get FAT and OLD and TIRED and despite all the money we make IT DAMAGES OUR SELF ESTEEM when all we really want to do is stay young and pretty and be stupid and fuck. And instead I end up looking like this:

 

 

http://profiles.aim.com/stevenkesslar

 

or this:

 

http://www.male4escort.com/Escort.cfm?escid=10292

 

 

This is your fault that I look this way - all of you - and I hope you feel very very sorry for me you bastards!!!!!

[+ Charlie]

LOL! Best post I've read this month!

[JT Brooklyn]

Hey Steven...Sweet Reply! Will the Hunk be passing thru NYC anytime this year as in Past Years? :9

[Guest andrewd]

That has got to go down as one of the most brillantly creative posts ever in the history of posts! Not a wonder you are in an all-star category of escorts considered to be world class!

[Traveler North]

Hey Steven. Clever humorus response. But this "asshole" at least took you to his gym. HEHEHE. :9 :9 :9 :9

[whipped guy]

Steven Kesslar has gotten 87 mostly stellar reviews. However, for a guy who is in his forties... and that is not necessarily a bad thing... does he still have it body-wise... or has time taken its toll??? From my correspondence with Steven last year he seems like a good guy... unfortunately we were not able to connect on his visit to the NYC area.

 

I was wondering if any recent clients would be able to supply some commentary.

 

Thanks!

[whipped guy]

RE: "It's not the age..........it's the mileage."

 

Steven... even though It sounds as though quite a few guys have taken you for a spin or two around the block over all these years it is really not just the age or the mileage… even though age and mileage can lead to knowledge and expertise…

 

Rather it’s the quality of the mind…in conjunction with age and mileage. I have always said that the brain is the largest and most important sex organ… and it sounds as though you have one oversized and clever cranium… Consequently it is comforting to know that in spite of everything you have not lost your mind… at least not just yet.

 

So it seems that quite a few of us here are certainly looking forward to someday hooking up with you not in spite of the fact that you have become “FAT and OLD and TIRED”… and if for no other reason than we “bastards” want to further “DAMAGE” your “SELF ESTEEM”…

 

Shoot… some of us even may end up searching out your services because we even “feel very very sorry” for your unfortunate and regrettable predicament at this juncture in your existence…

[rvwnsd]

This is one of the most fucking hilarious posts I've ever seen on this message board. Oh, yeah, and your pictures show that you are one of the most handsome and best-built escorts out there.

[+ stevenkesslar]

>Shoot… some of us even may end up searching out your services

>because we even “feel very very sorry” for your unfortunate

>and regrettable predicament at this juncture in your

>existence…

>

 

Great! On top of everything else now what you are saying is that maybe I can at least still get a MERCY FUCK!

 

Do you know how humiliating it is to be fucked not because I have a tight hot ass that will make you cum but because somehow somebody feels sorry for you?

 

What I need is a good strong fuck or maybe some tight hole to plow my meat into and then I can forget about this whole episode and all my problems.

[Guest Dane Scott]

What I need is a good strong fuck or maybe some tight hole to plow my meat into and then I can forget about this whole episode and all my problems.

 

 

 

Gentlemen do not fear. In a few weeks I will be having much needed R and R with Mr. Kesslar, and I can assure you I will make him forget about all his problems.

 

Never fear...Dane Scott is here. He will be as good as new.

 

 

http://www.musclepages.com/dane/sig.jpg

 

 

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[+ deej]

Oh, my!

 

TAKE PICTURES! }(

[SAdler]

::looks up adoringly in awe::

 

When I grow up I wanna be like Steven ....

 

Amazing posts ... I really couldn't have done better

[+ stevenkesslar]

>What I need is a good strong fuck or maybe some tight hole to

>plow my meat into and then I can forget about this whole

>episode and all my problems.

>

>

>

>Gentlemen do not fear. In a few weeks I will be having much

>needed R and R with Mr. Kesslar, and I can assure you I will

>make him forget about all his problems.

>

>

 

Yeah well I have incontrovertible evidence on my email that you want to go out to some fancy ass steak house called Flemings together and guess what it is not exactly going to be a low calorie experience my friend.

 

So unless you are some FUCKING WEASLY ASS HYPOCRITE I want you to commit that:

 

- you will feed me real meat, not just that shit at Flemings

 

- you will make me work up a sweat

 

- you will work me out

 

Otherwise you are just as bad as the rest of these FUCKERS!!!!

[+ deej]

>::looks up adoringly in awe::

 

Methinks Steven would enjoy that view... and then grab your ears and say "open wide!" :o

[+ Oliver]

OK - After this, "No Soupa For You!!!" Or steak, or pasta, or ... }(

[+ stevenkesslar]

>

>When I grow up I wanna be like Steven ....

>

 

 

Wow, sexy man, thanks for the compliment!

 

One question: What statement I made led you to think I am grown up? Let me know, so I can correct it.

[SAdler]

uuuuuuuuuh ..... um ... your voice of maturity?

 

Ahhh fuck it. Wasted all my wit tonight in London. My lord this city goes late ... LOL. Goodnight everybody!

[Guest ript4hire]

I can only repeat what everyone else has already said:

 

BEST

 

POST

 

EVER.

 

Now if I could just get in on that Dane Scott/Kesslar action ... YUM

 

Eric

[Bart]

As always on top of your "game". At least I have never contributed fat to the puzzle. When you go home you come up and fuck me for a couple of hours, burn some calories and catch a flight home. Only person ever to get me off while fucking me and I have had the best and Steven will be on the "Best OF List" for sometime to cum, er come.

[Bart]

As always on top of your "game". At least I have never contributed fat to the puzzle. When you go home you come up and fuck me for a couple of hours, burn some calories and catch a flight home. Only person ever to get me off while fucking me and I have had the best and Steven will be on the "Best OF List" for sometime to cum, er come.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Now I am gonna get it

 

In my tirade I refer to a client who is, regrettably, taking me to Paris. He happened to read this post today, and this is the response I got privately from him. He said it was okay to post it. I guess I am in big trouble now!

 

 

 

I read your letter in Daddy's Forum this morning.

Your really fucked now.

 

1. I've changed your meal on the flight to a weight watcher's Hindu vegetarian with no alcohol (or useful calories whatsoever).

2. Through my contacts at United, I've arranged to remove your seat and replace it with a treadmill that will be preset and locked on to a random hill pattern at 6.7 miles per hour and since you'll be seatbelted into the machine, you've got almost nine hours to burn off any calories that you, you poor baby, have packed on at Flemings. I will, out of sheer kindness, give you a copy of my novel to read while you're working out. But don't sweat on it.

3. The Ritz has a great gym and pool. That's where you're staying. No soft wonderful bed for you with rose colored sheets and hot and cold running maids and butlers. You will, of course, be allowed upstairs to MY room for frequent erotic and passionate sex. You can use the shower in the health club and you can fucking pee in the pool. Since as you'll see below, you're not going to eat anything but me, you'll have no need to shit.

4. I'll spend my evenings at some wonderful restaurants. You on the other hand, will eat me (as often as you like) and can spend as much time as you like licking my body and ingesting any skin cells that come off. You can also eat my ass and while deep kissing me for hours, you can run your tongue around my mouth in an effort to find any loose food particles that I overlooked while brushing and flossing.

5. The Ritz usually puts a daily food comp in the suites -- most often dessert. After I eat both of them, you'll be allowed to sniff the dishes.

 

And if that isn't enough for you, as we spend the days roaming around the city, you'll be hitched to a rickshaw.

 

There.

Your fucking problem is solved!!