Jump to content

mmmm... rice krispies treats...

theDCeBOY

By theDCeBOY
in The Deli

This topic is 7483 days old and is no longer open for new replies.  Replies are automatically disabled after two years of inactivity.  Please create a new topic instead of posting here.  

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 104
  • Created
  • Last Reply
theDCeBOY Explorer

theDCeBOY

Posted
  • Author
Posted

... a Bigger, Better ass...

 

okay... so i was supposed to start with a personal trainer a long, long time ago. never happened. i DID manage to purchase a gym membership in august. i've yet to actually step foot inside, but hey, i pay for it! ;( lol... i need to get new workout shoes and some outfits for the gym.

anyway, i think i have a pretty scrawny ass (see pic i posted earlier). i want a (say it with me) bigger, better ass.

 

thoughts/ideas/suggestions/recommendations?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
theDCeBOY Explorer

theDCeBOY

Posted
  • Author
Posted

strangeness

 

okay that's odd...

i was reviewing webalizer statistics for my website just now. i checked out the top 50 referring URLs and at 41 and 42 were entries in devon's diary. i was thinking maybe he mentioned my return to the message center. nope... these entries were from the spring of LAST YEAR (yeah, 2002)!!!

so what's my point? well, as with much of my comments, there is precious little point. i'm just sort of amazed/amused that people are going back a year & a half into the diary, and still clicking through to someone he mentions. (maybe i really shouldn't be up before noon...)

 

oh, and by the way, every last one of you SUCKS for not giving even a single comment to my bigger, better ass post. }( :+

Link to comment
Share on other sites
vabballfan Contributor

vabballfan

Posted
Posted

RE: strangeness

 

>oh, and by the way, every last one of you

>SUCKS for not giving even a

>single comment to my bigger, better ass post. }( :+

 

I'll comment on that one. Sorry I couldn't comment until now since your message was posted after the last time I checked the board.

 

Don't let your ass get too big - that cock of yours should always be the feature that "stands out".

Link to comment
Share on other sites
KY_TOP Collaborator

KY_TOP

Posted
Posted

RE: ... a Bigger, Better ass...

 

>no one else has any wise words from the

>world of ass?

>that saddens me.

>x(:(

 

Well Ethan I'd like to welcome you and your "ASS" back to the site. As a Top I found your Ass to appear very appealing. But,feel free to give us regular Ass updates just as many give us periodic Travel Updates. BTW I usually get to DC once a year in the spring. I will be more than glad to check your Ass up close and personal and report back to the group.:+

Link to comment
Share on other sites
theDCeBOY Explorer

theDCeBOY

Posted
  • Author
Posted

RE: actually...

 

>i'd be a really, really bad choice

>for someone who wants to just pound a hole to the sound of

>"oooh... give it to me... ugh.... harder... yeah" though.

 

oh, by the way marc & TY, i wasn't implying that either of you were after simply a hole to pound while enjoying bad porn dialogue. :)

i was only saying that i wouldn't be a good choice for that sort of guy.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
bigguyinpasadena Rising Star

bigguyinpasadena

Posted
Posted

RE: ... a Bigger, Better ass...

 

Ethan,I have always had a theory about boys with great asses not being overly endowed.Very few of the amazing dicks in porn are atached to guys who were also blesed with bubble butts.There are fellas who have nice butts who are well hung-but the really historic monster cocks=John Holmes,Rick Donovan,Scott O'hara,Dick Masters,are attached to fellas with an OK but not great ass.

You have been blessed with a truly massive dick.You can always tone up your glutes-to make them firm and add some muscle-but nothing(short of implants) is going to change the basic charecteristics of what you were born with.

You should be happy with what you were born with.A lot of fella would love to switch problems with you-they have a great ass but a small dick(nothing really changes that by more than a few inches-and all the "supplemented"cocks I have seen look wierd in some way)

So go to the gym already-work your glutes(stairmaster-universal leg machine)and be happy with what you have been blessed with.

I would love to see it in person sometime.Do you ever travel out this way?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Bilbo Enthusiast

Bilbo

Posted
Posted

RE: ... a Bigger, Better ass...

 

I'm really still enjoying this thread, but it's getting so long that I'm having a bit of trouble (yes, I'm a bit lazy and a bit computer illiterate) finding the newest posts in it sometimes. Is there some way a new one could be started on the same subject - yourself - and just keep the conversation going, but easier to navigate?

Link to comment
Share on other sites
theDCeBOY Explorer

theDCeBOY

Posted
  • Author
Posted

RE: ... a Bigger, Better ass...

 

>Ethan,I have always had a theory about boys with great asses

>not being overly endowed.

 

it is large, but i wouldn't consider myself "overly endowed".

 

>Very few of the amazing dicks in porn

>are atached to guys who were also blesed with bubble

>butts.

 

well, that's cool, since i'm not in porn & i wouldn't use the term "amazing" in connection with my penis.

 

>You can always

>tone up your glutes-to make them firm and add some muscle-but

>nothing(short of implants) is going to change the basic

>charecteristics of what you were born with.

 

i'm told steroids would probably add some volume. :)

 

>You should be happy with what you were born with.

 

it isn't that simple. were i to simply be happy with the way i was born, i'd still drool, shit uncontrollably, and i'd be unable to lift my head unassisted. }(

 

>So go to the gym already

 

yeah, i know. when i manage to get a trainer, i'll talk to him about it too.

 

>I would love to see it in person sometime.Do you ever travel

>out this way?

 

thanks :) i haven't been out to LA in over a year, but maybe i'll be able to come out this fall/winter. keep an eye on the travel section or shoot me an email & i'll let you know when i start planning a trip.

 

 

it isn't so much a matter of wanting to trade my penis for a different ass, but rather one of improving things. my butt is little. i just wanted some insight into ass training hints.

:D

Link to comment
Share on other sites
theDCeBOY Explorer

theDCeBOY

Posted
  • Author
Posted

RE: ... a Bigger, Better ass...

 

just mark the thread as read when you're done, then when you come back, if it is in color, there are new posts. and if you then list the posts in linear mode, the new ones will have a yellow icon.

 

must... keep... thread... alive.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
theDCeBOY Explorer

theDCeBOY

Posted
  • Author
Posted

RE: ... a Bigger, Better ass...

 

i made a msitake bilbo. it isn't linear mode that you want. underneath the first message in a thread, if there are lots of responses, it will say that it is in overload mode. click "view all" next to that. the page will refresh. then under the first message, you'll have all the posts listed, and you'll see the new ones with a yellow icon.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest Tampa Yankee

Guest Tampa Yankee

Posted
Posted

RE: ... a Bigger, Better ass...

 

>i want a (say it with me) bigger, better ass.

>

>thoughts/ideas/suggestions/recommendations?

 

One word -- squats

 

I'll be happy to act as your trainer and provide a pole for you to squat up and down on so you keep proper form executing the exercise. Proper form and full range of motion is everything for the best result.

 

I know, you are thinking 'what a guy'... (blush)

 

:+

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Bilbo Enthusiast

Bilbo

Posted
Posted

RE: ... a Bigger, Better ass...

 

In Linear Mode, I am not getting the yellow boxes. I get page numbers to look at. About six of them so far on this thread. In Threaded Mode, I get the yellow boxes, unless the new post is the first one in a subthread, in which case I don't. And I have to look at all the subthreads, again about six, to find all of the yellow boxes. So, in effect, you actually have about six threads going here already.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
theDCeBOY Explorer

theDCeBOY

Posted
  • Author
Posted

RE: ... a Bigger, Better ass...

 

underneath the first message in a thread, if there are lots of responses, it will say that it is in overload mode. click "view all" next to that. the page will refresh. then under the first message, you'll have all the posts listed, and you'll see the new ones with a yellow icon.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

Contact Info:

The Company of Men
5834 C. North Kings Hwy #4343
Alexandria, VA 22303

Email: moderators@companyofmen.org

Help Support Our Site

Our site operates with the support of our members. Make a one-time donation using the buttons below.

$10 $25 $50 $100 $200

Make a recurring donation

Additional Resources

×
×
  • Create New...