Another naive question

[Guest loverboy]

What is FF? And what are "wood problems"? Forgive my innocence. I guess my education has been lacking.

[Losgatan]

FF stands for "fist fucking" -- penetrating someone's ass with your fist.

 

One of the current euphemisms for an erection is "a woody." Thus "wood problems" would refer to someone who has trouble getting or staying hard.

[johnnysneakers]

Bull Shit. FF stands for French Fries. Wood means there were frozen, not fresh. Who on earth would ever stick their fist up someone's poop hole? What naughty boys are out there!!!

[BewareofNick]

>Bull Shit. FF stands

>for French Fries.

>Wood means there were frozen,

>not fresh.

>Who on earth would ever

>stick their fist up someone's

>poop hole? What naughty

>boys are out there!!!

 

 

I always thought that FF stood for Fantastic Four and wood problems were something that happened only to the Swamp Thing!

[Justice]

FF = fist fucking. (If you don't know what that is, then trust me you don't want to know! I understand that New York Escort Gino Mancuso is really into it.)

 

Wood = erection. "Wood Problem" = problems with maintaining an erection.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

FF is a role playing game where one of you is Shari Lewis and the other is Lambchop.

[+ Charlie]

Good grief! Do I feel out of the loop--I had never heard the term "wood problems" before this post. But at least I didn't think FF meant "fancy free".

[+ deej]

You'll most often hear "wood problems" in discussions among the porn crowd. It can be a major problem on a shoot. Most often, you'll hear about the "gay 4 pay" guys having wood problems.

 

It's not uncommon to have a scene downgraded to all-oral (with the performers' pay reduced accordingly) when the top has wood problems. As you can imagine, this isn't popular either with directors or performers, so those who suffer from wood problems typically don't last long in the industry.

[Traveller]

Ignore all of the other posts. Only Tiger has wood problems; and FF stands for fudge factor, as in he didn't douche before hiring Tom Chase and consequently had a fudge factor of 10. Trust me. You'll go far.

 

Later.

[Bilbo]

My little sister got married (about 15 years ago?) to a tall, handsome redhead, gorgeous inside as well as out. The week of their marriage, I went to several straight events - bars, etc. - with them, and then a couple of days before the event, there was some kind of a hen party - shower or something - and he suggested that he would like to pay me back by having a drink in one of our gay bars with me. I was quite flattered. But when we were getting out of the car to go in, I noticed that he had a red handkerchief hanging out of his right pocket! (The old sign for a person who likes to receive FF.) I was quite worried, horrified is maybe not too strong a word, and asked him to remove it til we were back out of the bar. He became almost beligerant saying that he had never told me how to dress when I went to one of his places. So, we went in, but I told him to stay very close to me. Nothing untoward happened, but I still get a giggle out of it.

[Guest loverboy]

Oh, so FF doesn't stand for Fast Food? I thought it was referring to quickie sex. <wink, grin>

Thanks to all of you guys (guyz?) for the enlightening and witty replies. My alternative education has not been as systematic as it might have been, but you and the others on this site are helping to fix that.