EastVillageTwunk, new thread

[+ glutes]

2 hours ago, Chancealot said:

imo he def misrepresented himself with his pics but I didn’t reduce his fee

What I saw (and projected) from his social media (and RM pics) I imagined an amazing experience 

live and learn

 

Do you know how much time, energy and $$ you have saved us Chancealot?

 

Thank you.

 

[Chancealot]

1 hour ago, glutes said:

Do you know how much time, energy and $$ you have saved us Chancealot?

 

Thank you.

 

That’s sweet of you 🙂

I’ve realized we all have different tastes and a couple here on this thread enjoyed his looks, manner and company so to each his own is a real thing 

 

[+ Gar1eth]

9 hours ago, Chancealot said:

I didn’t think he was nearly as fit or handsome as his pics or his social media content - living in the city as a young graduate isn’t easy especially if you’re not working 

I’m super picky so we chatted it wasn’t uncomfortable but I wasn’t into it 

Obviously being picky is certainly fine. I mean in the field of attraction and hiring, I'd say it's difficult to not want specific things or change what we want. My main question being -if you classify yourself as picky-how, I wonder, would the 'average client' (assuming there is such a beast) feel about Mr. Twunk's current looks.  
 

In my case, I can definitely remember hiring  guys who were in nowhere near as good as shape as their photos ( I can remember two in particular-one was much older-I mean I didn't ask his age   But I wouldn't have been surprised if the photos were 10 years old. The other guy was athletically slim in his photos and pudgy (=unpleasingly plump) when he showed up).

But on the other hand, I can remember lots of guys, particularly porn stars, who, while they looked good, didn't look as good as their photos. But I always figured they had probably been dieting for some time, restricting fluid, and working out like a fiend prior to the photo session. 

 

So again I have no problem thinking Mr. Twunk looked better in his photos compared to real life. But for me, if he had been even 85% of his photos, I probably would have been happy.  
 

If I can ask, how close to his photos did you think he was, @Chancealot?

Edited August 13 by Gar1eth

[Chancealot]

3 hours ago, Gar1eth said:

Obviously being picky is certainly fine. I mean in the field of attraction and hiring, I'd say it's difficult to not want specific things or change what we want. My main question being -if you classify yourself as picky-how, I wonder, would the 'average client' (assuming there is such a beast) feel about Mr. Twunk's current looks.  
 

In my case, I can definitely remember hiring  guys who were in nowhere near as good as shape as their photos ( I can remember two in particular-one was much older-I mean I didn't ask his age   But I wouldn't have been surprised if the photos were 10 years old. The other guy was athletically slim in his photos and pudgy (=unpleasingly plump) when he showed up).

But on the other hand, I can remember lots of guys, particularly porn stars, who, while they looked good, didn't look as good as their photos. But I always figured they had probably been dieting for some time, restricting fluid, and working out like a fiend prior to the photo session. 

 

So again I have no problem thinking Mr. Twunk looked better in his photos compared to real life. But for me, if he had been even 85% of his photos, I probably would have been happy.  
 

If I can ask, how close to his photos did you think he was, @Chancealot?

I’m a “look like your pics” guy period no wiggle 

the ad has pics - I select the person in the ad - if I can I ask/get a current pic via text where the individual makes a sign (🤞 or 👍) so I know it’s legit.  

Not gonna give you a % but the guy I met was a less than in shape less ripped less buff version body and face 

I shoulda required a pre right now pic or vid - sometimes I let it go - I didn’t require here - I’d seen his social media and I was gotta have 

Imo it’s a very big issue on RM and one that people I guess accept as a it is what it is thing - I can’t 

its prob a big reason why I’m more of a grindr find guy tbh when I partake 

 

 

Edited August 13 by Chancealot

[curiousheartguy]

10 hours ago, Chancealot said:

I met him while back

he was out of work doing this to pay rent and such - well read educated decent guy - not as masc as I imagined (that’s on me)

I didn’t think he was nearly as fit or handsome as his pics or his social media content - living in the city as a young graduate isn’t easy especially if you’re not working 

I’m super picky so we chatted it wasn’t uncomfortable but I wasn’t into it 

imo he def misrepresented himself with his pics but I didn’t reduce his fee

What I saw (and projected) from his social media (and RM pics) I imagined an amazing experience 

live and learn

 

I met him a few months back also.  The pics are definitely a bit outdated.......not nearly as cut and defined as the pics suggest.  That said, pickings are so slim these days (even in NY) that he is probably one of the better guys that u will find in Manhattan.  PLUS, he doesnt ask for pics, which is a rarity.

[BuzzLiteQueer]

On 1/18/2026 at 1:15 PM, Wanderoz said:

Twink, twank, twunk.

What comes next?

the twuth!

[marylander1940]

On 8/12/2026 at 11:54 AM, Chancealot said:

I met him while back

he was out of work doing this to pay rent and such - well read educated decent guy - not as masc as I imagined (that’s on me)

I didn’t think he was nearly as fit or handsome as his pics or his social media content - living in the city as a young graduate isn’t easy especially if you’re not working 

I’m super picky so we chatted it wasn’t uncomfortable but I wasn’t into it 

imo he def misrepresented himself with his pics but I didn’t reduce his fee

What I saw (and projected) from his social media (and RM pics) I imagined an amazing experience 

live and learn

 

Do you think his pictures where "enhanced" or fixed? AI maybe? 

[Larry8]

I think the somewhat polarized opinions are very interesting!   A very good example of to each his own as I do really like him and found him quite consistent with his photos (and for me a beauty!).  

[Chancealot]

4 hours ago, marylander1940 said:

Do you think his pictures where "enhanced" or fixed? AI maybe? 

Don’t think so just dated maybe touched up ?  For me it was a “different” guy 

[marylander1940]

46 minutes ago, Chancealot said:

Don’t think so just dated maybe touched up ?  For me it was a “different” guy 

Interesting! 

Thank you for sharing!

 

[Anthony]

On 8/11/2026 at 1:43 PM, Anthony said:

His photos don't do him justice. He is bigger in person both body and dick.  I couldn't believe how huge he was. Didn't expect his dick to be that huge and to use it in a hardcore way. My insides were definitely rearranged. An absolute giant. He has a very sweet voice. The only thing fem about him is his gay lisp. He charges a premium but maybe it's because he knows his worth out here.  

What he told me is that he will not being doing this for much longer and actually use his degree to get a job. Don't know when exactly that he will be. Could definitely tell he's one of those guys that will disappear from the scene because all the hot ones eventually do in NYC. 

Overall I was really surprised in a good way. My session was cut short and was one of the only times I was fine with that because of how handsome he is. After the session we took a short shower together and both of us barley fit in there. He doesn't smile in any of these photos which is a mistake. His smile is super cute and to die for. Really nice teeth! Also has a little cute tush which is not pictured. He put on more muscle since those photos were taken last year (2025). His hair was really sexy with a nice flow. I didn't notice his eyebrows until I saw pics of him. Didn't really bother me. I'm guessing he gets them overdone. Could see how this could be a little bit fem. He has some body hair. Not too much which is nice if you don't want someone furry. Most of his body is hairless - not exactly shaved from the info I gathered. Totally forgot to checkout his feet because I was focused on the other beauties.  I'm sure they are nice and big as well. 

His apartment wasn't to bad compared to others. I could see he was a gaymer and had a setup going. I wanted to ask him about that but didn't get a chance to. The bed wasn't that big for someone who is that huge. Probably twin size mattress if I could tell. A few times I was pressed up against the wall due to a lack of space.  

I'm updating my review of him. I was so dick drunk from being deep throated and him inside me so deep my thoughts got lost in the cum. His rate is absolutely insane for the time I actually spent with him. He's another good looking gay guy who probably hooks up on Grindr and sniffles with guys regularly for FREE. For him to charge that amount to do something he loves to do for free in his spare time is insane. He's really taking advantage of his good looks and the men like us who seek providers. The fact the session was cut short is unacceptable for the amount I paid. I have second thoughts about visiting him again but I don't want the session to be cut short.

[Anthony]

On 8/12/2026 at 9:34 AM, glutes said:

What is his position?

Top. 

On 8/12/2026 at 9:48 AM, Peter Eater said:

??? I don’t get it. Why was it cut short? And if he was so handsome, why did that make it OK? 

Please read my updated review of him. I was dick drunk from how big his dick was and how deep he went down inside of me. His looks were so flattering I totally lost my mind. It was cut short because it was late and he told me he had to get some rest to wakeup in 6 hours. It was unacceptable it was cut short for the rate I paid. 

On 8/12/2026 at 11:54 AM, Chancealot said:

I met him while back

he was out of work doing this to pay rent and such - well read educated decent guy - not as masc as I imagined (that’s on me)

I didn’t think he was nearly as fit or handsome as his pics or his social media content - living in the city as a young graduate isn’t easy especially if you’re not working 

I’m super picky so we chatted it wasn’t uncomfortable but I wasn’t into it 

imo he def misrepresented himself with his pics but I didn’t reduce his fee

What I saw (and projected) from his social media (and RM pics) I imagined an amazing experience 

live and learn

 

How would you say he misrepresented himself in his pics? 

[Anthony]

On 8/12/2026 at 10:03 PM, Chancealot said:

I’m a “look like your pics” guy period no wiggle 

the ad has pics - I select the person in the ad - if I can I ask/get a current pic via text where the individual makes a sign (🤞 or 👍) so I know it’s legit.  

Not gonna give you a % but the guy I met was a less than in shape less ripped less buff version body and face 

I shoulda required a pre right now pic or vid - sometimes I let it go - I didn’t require here - I’d seen his social media and I was gotta have 

Imo it’s a very big issue on RM and one that people I guess accept as a it is what it is thing - I can’t 

its prob a big reason why I’m more of a grindr find guy tbh when I partake 

 

 

Interesting take. Totally understand where you are coming from. Had tons of providers that don't match the way they look and also get defensive and refuse to provide more images when asked. That's why I like to find their social media accounts before making arrangements. The issue with that is not all providers and willing to share that and it's really difficult to find on my own. Sometimes a provider purposely doesn't have more content for a reason which is a red flag. 

About EastVillageTwunk, his looks exceeded my expectations which is extremely rare. You can read how disappointed I am with the providers in NYC in other threads. I found EastVillageTwunk to be bigger in every way when I saw him in person. Huge muscles, really tall, big cock, cute smile. Nice, lean, and clean looking. Very minimal body hair - well groomed. I don't know when @Chancealotmet him but he was in top shape when I saw him.  

[Anthony]

On 8/12/2026 at 10:25 PM, curiousheartguy said:

I met him a few months back also.  The pics are definitely a bit outdated.......not nearly as cut and defined as the pics suggest.  That said, pickings are so slim these days (even in NY) that he is probably one of the better guys that u will find in Manhattan.  PLUS, he doesnt ask for pics, which is a rarity.

A few months ago was back in the winter. These gays like to get in top notch shape for the summer. When I recently saw him, his body was in top shape. He had a cute tan like and told me he likes to tan at the gym he goes to. Definitely likes to show off. 

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

Just to recap, he had youth, charm, beauty, and a big dick.
Your own description of him sounds like he is the boy of your dreams - totally flawless:

"His photos don't do him justice..." "His smile is super cute and to die for. Really nice teeth! Also has a little cute tush which is not pictured. He put on more muscle since those photos were taken last year (2025). His hair was really sexy with a nice flow."
"I couldn't believe how huge he was. Didn't expect his dick to be that huge and to use it in a hardcore way. My insides were definitely rearranged. An absolute giant. He has a very sweet voice."
"I found EastVillageTwunk to be bigger in every way when I saw him in person. Huge muscles, really tall, big cock, cute smile. Nice, lean, and clean looking. Very minimal body hair - well groomed"
"He had a cute tan..."

So, prey tell, what do you consider an "insane" $$ amount for this perfect specimen of male pulchritude? Not to mention his ability to rearrange your insides? Inquiring minds want to know.

BTC
🤡

[Anthony]

5 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Just to recap, he had youth, charm, beauty, and a big dick.
Your own description of him sounds like he is the boy of your dreams - totally flawless:

"His photos don't do him justice..." "His smile is super cute and to die for. Really nice teeth! Also has a little cute tush which is not pictured. He put on more muscle since those photos were taken last year (2025). His hair was really sexy with a nice flow."
"I couldn't believe how huge he was. Didn't expect his dick to be that huge and to use it in a hardcore way. My insides were definitely rearranged. An absolute giant. He has a very sweet voice."
"I found EastVillageTwunk to be bigger in every way when I saw him in person. Huge muscles, really tall, big cock, cute smile. Nice, lean, and clean looking. Very minimal body hair - well groomed"
"He had a cute tan..."

So, prey tell, what do you consider an "insane" $$ amount for this perfect specimen of male pulchritude? Not to mention his ability to rearrange your insides? Inquiring minds want to know.

BTC
🤡

$17 per hour is the minimum wage in NYC. For EastVillageTwunk, $17 per minute was the wage at his apartment. He's definitely one of the best looking guys I've hired in NYC which I've described in other threads as being a terrible place with low quality provides. This one wasn't low quality. 

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

3 minutes ago, Anthony said:

$17 per hour is the minimum wage in NYC. For EastVillageTwunk, $17 per minute was the wage at his apartment. He's definitely one of the best looking guys I've hired in NYC which I've described in other threads as being a terrible place with low quality provides. This one wasn't low quality. 

Just to be clear, even though your time with EVT was cut short, you booked him for an hour, and paid for an hour? Correct? And at 17 bucks a minute, that comes to $1,000.00 for the hour. Correct? If yes, then Bozo concurs. That is an insane amount of $$.
Out of curiosity, did you also give him a tip?

BTC
🤡

[Chancealot]

3 hours ago, Anthony said:

Top. 

Please read my updated review of him. I was dick drunk from how big his dick was and how deep he went down inside of me. His looks were so flattering I totally lost my mind. It was cut short because it was late and he told me he had to get some rest to wakeup in 6 hours. It was unacceptable it was cut short for the rate I paid. 

How would you say he misrepresented himself in his pics? 

I answered that above 

not as fit - heavier 

[guru68]

11 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Just to be clear, even though your time with EVT was cut short, you booked him for an hour, and paid for an hour? Correct? And at 17 bucks a minute, that comes to $1,000.00 for the hour. Correct? If yes, then Bozo concurs. That is an insane amount of $$.
Out of curiosity, did you also give him a tip?

BTC
🤡

TBF, rearranging someone's insides for an hour is hard work.

[+ Santo]

I'm baffled by the negativity expressed.  I've met with him many times and always enjoy his company.  Feel free to DM me if you think he's what you are looking for and have doubts.