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Everyday as I read the previous days reviews, I notice one or two of us clients getting scammed by some escort. It is always the same MO..They come to your place..ask for money up front...try to get you off in 20 min and then leave..if we do not pay up front, then the escort will threaten to cause a scene.. Challenge them...they will most likely back down..

 

I have been with many escorts (48) and counting...many of the ones who are scamming all you others.. and I have never and will never pay up front. I make the rules and If the escort does not like it tough. I am not a big guy but I refuse to pay until I get what I want. If The escort jerks me off in 10mins than I will wait a while and we will start over or he will lie there with me until our time is up..Under no circumstance will I let an escort walk out of my apt after 20 mins with a full amount of money.. It has never never happened guys...

 

We are the clients and if we keep letting them get away with this crap than they will. I have only turned away two escorts who did not like my rules and they were not all that great anyway. I did pay their cab fare.

 

If they threaten you than you have their # or you can get their lic#..My point is you do not have to take it. Now I know escorts will say they ask for money upfront because they have been ripped off before..I say Tough..I will not pay for someone else mistake and that is the nature of the business.

 

While I am spewing..I am curious...When an escort list his rates..are they for an hour or for ejaculation. Maybe that needs to be stated up front.

 

Okay class. What did you learn today? We will not pay up front anymore.. No Fuckin Way..

 

Okay you are all dismissed.

 

Lovingly

Godiva

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Guest Joey Ciccone

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>If the escort jerks me off in 10 mins, then I will wait a while and we will start over or he will lie there with me until our time is up.<

 

Is there a movie or anything to watch while you guys wait?

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Guest Joey Ciccone

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>>Is there a movie or anything to watch while you guys

>>wait?

>

>Joey, if you ever ask me to put on a movie to watch I'll slit my

>wrists on the spot.

 

Even if it's a video of me sitting on your enormous pecker that we watch as I sit on your enormous pecker?

 

>Thanks for the great chuckle!

 

Don't mention it. See you soon I hope.

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Guest cp8036

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Chico-cabra,

 

We haven't met, so I don't know if you are exploitable.

 

But, still wondering how precise escorts are with the hour? Yes, 60 minutes is easy, but statements about not being a clock watcher imply (to my pea brain) that one does not get too excited about 1-2-4-7 minutes overtime.

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Hi J-Man...The answer is yes...I happen to have a police officer live in my building and he knows I am gay..he is very respectful of me and I would not think twice about getting his help if someone threatened me no matter what situation it is. I will not play the victim. J-Man..as i said before, it has worked for me . Many of the escorts reviewed here who rip us off and claim they want their money up front only do it to some guys but never to me...I wonder why??? I guess my point is you do not have to tolerate it..

 

Godiva

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Paying up front is one of the biggest "no no's" in my book. If a escort doesn't trust me, then I wouldn't trust him. I usually bring the issue up on the phone in a diplomatic manner before we even meet. I assure him that for our mutual "legal protection" that I will only give him the fee after we have finished. I would actually think escorts would appreciate that position, as all set-ups and stings involve the cop paying the fee up front.

 

I also make it clear up front that I will want the entire hour, so if the escort rushes to get me off in 10 minutes, then we settle back and he can give me a nice long massage, and then we start up again. THERE IS NO WAY any of us should tolerate being rushed to cumm in a short amount of time, and the escort leaving much earlier than the hour contracted for.

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Guest DCescortBOY

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by the same token, half the time when someone makes a "you're not a clock-watcher" kind of comment, all he wants is to get 5 minutes extra, JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!

no, i'm not a clock-watcher & i don't have a bell that goes off after 60 minutes, but, if you're going to go over an hour, pay for two.

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Guest WetDream

RE: Just Curious

 

This is a question for DC and the other escort posters: Do you guys ever complain about clients who are clockwatchers?

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Guest cp8036

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<Even if it's a video of me sitting on your enormous pecker that we watch as I sit on your enormous pecker?>

 

How post-modern.

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>...if you're going to go over an hour, pay for two.

 

I agree 100%! I absolutely hate an escort that's a "clock watcher". If anything, I tend to be more of a clock watcher because I respect the escort's time and don't want to cheat them.

 

But, here's a "clock watching" question that I haven't seen answered. When does the clock start and when does it stop? Does an hour include time for the escort to privately shower before leaving or is the non-contact shower "off the clock"?

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Guest cp8036

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I know some attorneys will think about a case while commuting to the office. They will then include that as billable time.

 

So, if "Johnny Rock" thinks about what tonight's trick will look like, as he rides the A train uptown, that is work. Therefore, it is billable. As should those calls/emails made to set the date. Guess before client/escort meet, 15-20-30 minutes could have been racked up.

 

Seems reasonable to me. If attorneys can bill that way, so should escorts. They are professionals afterall. Many times on this site we are reminded of that.

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Guest cp8036

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So, if not a clock watcher 5 mins really wouldn't matter, right?

 

I am pretty busy with work and personal matters, so the last thing I want to do is "rob" the ever-exploited escort of 5-10 minutes.

 

So, during a call should I stop in mid-sentence to respect the one hour? If we are exchanging bons mots and 59 mins strikes should I run to the door? What if I use his washroom to wash hands, knowing I have 2 mins left, but the hot water is slow to come... would I be a bad client because I was there 66 mins? Is it my fault it took 3 mins to get the hot water?

 

If a client goes over the hour, what are the billing increments? I know Pac Bell bills in 15 mins increments.

 

What is the difference between "not a clock watcher" which implies a few minutes is not an issue, to "if you want more than one hour, buy two"?

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Guest pickwick

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>Seems reasonable to me. If

>attorneys can bill that way,

>so should escorts. They

>are professionals afterall. Many

>times on this site we

>are reminded of that.

 

I've read some mighty silly things on this message board, but this is definitely in the top ten.

 

First of all, thinking about a client's problem is exactly what an attorney is paid for. If an attorney can think up a line of questioning that will discredit a witness who is to testify against the client in court, it hardly matters whether he does so in the office or in the shower. The value to the client is exactly the same. As a client of escorts, I can't imagine what value I could derive from having an escort think about me before we've even met. I really have no interest in his thoughts about how we should spend the time. If I'm paying for the time, then I'm calling the shots.

 

Second, the ethical rules of almost every state require that an attorney disclose to the client his billing policies in detail at the time he is hired. To avoid misunderstandings, this is normally done in writing. If the client has a problem with the any of the policies, he is free to negotiate or go elsewhere. I have never met an escort who gives out that kind of information in advance of an appointment. Most of them have a tough time answering a few basic questions in an email.

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Guest DCescortBOY

RE: Just Curious

 

>This is a question for DC

>and the other escort posters:

> Do you guys ever

>complain about clients who are

>clockwatchers?

 

 

i do. if a guy is going to be a jerk about making sure he gets every second of the hour, i'm going to be just as anal in making sure that he gets not one second MORE than an hour. if people would just relax about it, i have no problem going a couple minutes over. however, if an issue is made of it, i'm more than happy to be exact.

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> The vast majority

>of those I have hired

>couldn't even be bothered to

>show up on time for

>an appointment made days in

>advance. Recently one showed

>up over an hour late.

> He couldn't believe it

>when I told him to

>hit the bricks. I

>was more tolerant of that

>kind of thing when I

>first started hiring but after

>being treated with a total

>lack of consideration by these

>guys a few dozen times

>I don't have patience for

>it anymore.

 

I'm just curious. Do those "few dozen times" represent 1%, 10%, 50% or 100% of the times you hired an escort? Since you said "the vast majority", I would assume it's at least over 50% of the times. Would you mind telling us where did you find your escorts (here? other websites? magazines? newspaper ads?)? Were they all from the same city? Statistically it's just very hard to fathom such a high frequency!

 

JT

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Guest jeffOH

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The only time I find myself "watching the clock" is when I have

the rare high-maintenance client. Some clients want to leave as

soon as they cum...others like some cuddling and chatting, which

I happen to enjoy. For example, earlier this eve. I went to see a regular client and I was there for an 1hr.a 45mins.. Most are

right around an hour, give or take a few mins.. A good escort can

be aware of the time, but not be obvious about it. I never rush

a client.

 

Jeff4hire@aol.com

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RE: No Fucking Way

 

>SIT DOWN, TAKE A DEEP BREATH,

>I WAS BEING SILLY.

>

>Sorry I upset you.

 

CP8036

 

Excellent post, but you forgot about prep time for showering, combing hair, plucking eyebrows, etc. This can easily add on an additional 20 to 30 minutes. You're really talking about an hour charge to the client before he even walks in the door. Now if the client is a top and we add in douche time, the clock might be up to 75 to 90 minutes prior to lift off. And if the escort ate chile rellenos for lunch, well, that big top client might as well just hand the escort $300 as he walks through the door.

 

Later.

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