“Piss Top” and “Massage Gun Owner”

[+ PhileasFogg]

I rarely sign in to RM, but apparently I did recently.   Occasionally, I’ll have a message from a guy whose profile I’d seen.  Surprisingly, I had a message from one I hadn’t looked at. 🤨🤔

I looked at the profile and didn’t know what this meant when he said “No judgment if you use the substances. However, I'm clean and a good piss top & a massage gun owner.”

Clearly, I know what “I’m clean” means.  But “good piss top” and “massage gun owner” have me flummoxed particularly in the same sentence as “I’m clean”.  It doesn't sound like something I want, but please bring me in to a 21st century level of hip understanding please.

Edited Friday at 10:49 AM by PhileasFogg

[+ SirBillybob]

At my age it’s a replaced hip understanding, but here goes …

I think the ‘clean’ refers to non-PNP, not douching.

The second term means percussive tool, going deep with a sharp, short, often rhythmic clapping sound to which one may musically exclaim “Amen! Hallelujah!”

Pisstop? IDK. You may pull over and take urination breaks on him if you feel the urge? 

Edited Friday at 11:05 AM by SirBillybob

[+ PhileasFogg]

18 minutes ago, SirBillybob said:

At my age it’s a replaced hip understanding, but here goes …

I think the ‘clean’ refers to non-PNP, not douching.

The second term means percussive tool, going deep with a sharp, short, often rhythmic clapping sound to which one may musically exclaim “Amen! Hallelujah!”

Pisstop? IDK. You may pull over and take urination breaks on him if you feel the urge? 

Yeah, I got the nonPNP

I have heard that meth addicts get a bigger high when someone high on meth pisses into the bottom who receives a quicker lift from intestinal absorption.  But that’s inconsistent with no-pnp, so might it simply mean water sports (again, not my thing, hence my ignoarance on the topic)

[+ SirBillybob]

5 minutes ago, PhileasFogg said:

Yeah, I got the nonPNP

I have heard that meth addicts get a bigger high when someone high on meth pisses into the bottom who receives a quicker lift from intestinal absorption.  But that’s inconsistent with no-pnp, so might it simply mean water sports (again, not my thing, hence my ignoarance on the topic)

Yes that would suggest an internal contradiction and I dislike ambiguity about what transpires internally. See ‘’massage gun”. Also contradictory would be apologetically answering the question “How are you at topping?” with “I’m a piss top.” 

Edited Friday at 11:23 AM by SirBillybob

[Rod Hagen]

As a masseur I was (am?) skeptical of Massage Guns, without really looking into them.  Recently, Dad hurt himself doing something very very dumb.  I saw him recently, someone had suggested one of those Guns, he's been using it and is much better.  It's impossible to know if time or time and the gun healed him, but he swears by it.  He demo'd it on my arm.  It is strong.

[+ KensingtonHomo]

He’s a piss top; meaning he will piss on you.

Yes, a massage gun can be helpful if you have an area that’s bothering you but I’ve never had a good massage that included one. It typically means the guy doesn’t know what he’s doing. 

[Rudynate]

7 hours ago, PhileasFogg said:

I rarely sign in to RM, but apparently I did recently.   Occasionally, I’ll have a message from a guy whose profile I’d seen.  Surprisingly, I had a message from one I hadn’t looked at. 🤨🤔

I looked at the profile and didn’t know what this meant when he said “No judgment if you use the substances. However, I'm clean and a good piss top & a massage gun owner.”

Clearly, I know what “I’m clean” means.  But “good piss top” and “massage gun owner” have me flummoxed particularly in the same sentence as “I’m clean”.  It doesn't sound like something I want, but please bring me in to a 21st century level of hip understanding please.

 Piss top   - means he likes to pee on you and maybe have you swallow.   Massage gun - You know those things you see people using stiff or sore spots in the gym.  I guess he's willing to use his on you.

[DunwoodyGuy]

The initial answers are incorrect. The last few are correct. "Clean" is an ugly, outmoded word that meant "I do not have HIV or STDs," which means nothinIg except to make people with HIV into "dirty" people. Clean has been replaced with "Negative on PrEP"--and every sex worker who is negative SHOULD be on PrEP--or U=U, which means an HIV- positive person has a viral load that is considered "Undetectable" and therefore is "Untransmittable." These scientific terms are preferred, because (1) they are more accurate and (2) they do not call anyone "dirty." 

"Piss top" as several have noted means he will pee on you. If that's your thing, enjoy.

And massage guns have a therapeutic place in physical therapy, but in the hands of an amateur masseur, it's just a way of filling the hour without actually touching you. It should be considered a red flag if you are looking for a sensual or erotic massage.

So if you're looking for a sensual experience, a piss top with a massage gun who considers other gay men "dirty" should be a hard pass. 

Edited Friday at 05:05 PM by DunwoodyGuy

[+ PhileasFogg]

36 minutes ago, DunwoodyGuy said:

And massage guns have a therapeutic place in physical therapy, but in the hands of an amateur masseur, it's just a way of filling the hour without actually touching you. It should be considered a red flag if you are looking for a sensual or erotic massage.

 

I guess you’re saying this takes getting “hammered” to an entirely new level 😂

[Jiminy]

IMO massage guns are basically "phoning it in."