Worst experiences of 2024?

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

3 hours ago, ApexNomad said:

If the experience was so disappointing, where they were disengaged, on their phones, and one even left to shower, why would the person still engage in a face fuck at the very end?

THIS.  A lot of the post makes little sense.

You know from the first five minutes if it's gonna work.

If it doesn't, you immediately move to end it.

 

[SkyBliss]

Recently had a provider claim that his family in Hungary had been kidnapped by the government, immediately after we had finished having sex. He then said "no tip?" after I paid the $350 agreed upon lol.

Wasn't a terrible thing, but was very awkward and funny afterwards to think about.

 

[SirBillybob]

On 5/4/2025 at 11:05 PM, SkyBliss said:

Recently had a provider claim that his family in Hungary had been kidnapped by the government, immediately after we had finished having sex. He then said "no tip?" after I paid the $350 agreed upon lol.

Wasn't a terrible thing, but was very awkward and funny afterwards to think about.

 

How did the Hungarian government know you had just had sex and by what means did they immediately communicate to the provider the unfortunate news of his loved ones having been taken, along with the abductors’ intent to extort? I’d have considered simply giving him a phone number I’d assert belonged to Neeson or Butler. 

Edited May 6 by SirBillybob

[Delter]

What’s funny is that a certain extraordinarily attractive provider ended up pooping…. “Voluminously on me” as @Venite puts it .

At first it was pretty gross.

Now, thinking about how handsome/good looking, bubble butt and muscular he is…… there’s something hot about a guy so perfect excreting such an imperfection lol. I now jack off to that incident 😂.

[SkyBliss]

Just now, Delter said:

What’s funny is that a certain extraordinarily attractive provider ended up pooping…. “Voluminously on me” as @Venite puts it .

At first it was pretty gross.

Now, thinking about how handsome/good looking, bubble butt and muscular he is…… there’s something hot about a guy so perfect excreting such an imperfection lol. I now jack off to that incident 😂.

Thats definitely one way to frame a bad experience into a hot memory 😂 😭.

[+ KensingtonHomo]

This is nowhere near as unhinged as most people's experiences but we hired a guy who was very sexy. He showed up and looked good; he seemed nice. He marketed himself as a vers/top. Then once things got started, not only didn't he get hard, he started acting bizarrely. He refused to move into any position besides being on his belly. Now, everyone has moments when they can't perform. My husband and I were loath to highlight that he wasn't getting hard, but it limited what we could do. And he never addressed it. Just lay on his belly - didn't try to get himself hard or let us get him hard. 

He mentioned coming from lunch with friends and had a faint smell of liquor, which may have contributed to his softness. Now, we're not dick shamers. We've had providers, and guys we've hooked up with have issues getting or staying hard. We're both in our 50s, so this is not uncommon. In most cases, it's addressed with kindness, and we figure out what else we can do.  

I don't think any of us came because the vibe was so weird. If he'd addressed the issue and worked with us to make the most of an unfortunate situation, we may have hired him again.