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5 hours ago, DynamicUno said:

Refer to ISO standard ISO/JO 12X8.69.

Yes it’s regulated by the Porn Executive, Network Indexation Standards committee.

All performers have to register their member to be measured annually. They give you a Designated Index Classification Key which is the official description of size that can be used in a porn film or when advertising your services: 7 inches is officially designated as ‘hung’, 8 is “massive” and 9 is “ass destroyer”. 10 or over is “take it out it hurts…oh no wait …ooohh yes, ram it in …fuck me senseless…..”.

If you see a porn film or escort / masseur where the description is anything other than the above then you know his dick hasn’t been officially classified and it could be a 6 incher pretending to be bigger. 

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4 hours ago, jeezifonly said:

For those seeking girth😍shouldn’t the range of Two-Fingers to Pleasingly Plump to Beer-can to Tuna-can, also be subject to weights and measures?

Given the high percentage of water making up the human body, perhaps it comes down to displacement. 😂

Perhaps we should classify them based on their displacement, like tankers, battleships, carriers. Although some smaller ones might still qualify as destroyers. And, of course, almost all would qualify as guided missile cruisers.

Can't wait for Fleet Week! Ahoy, boys!

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