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Pics lead to Mexican actor/model/fitness coach/influencer based in Miami with an onlyfans (along with titktok, twitter, facebook, instagram, youtube, snapchat, twitch, fiverr, paypal, venmo, cash.app, amazon wish list and skype).   Modeling career seems to  have been mostly about ten years ago, so some pics may be out of date.  Onlyfans seem to be only solo shots.  Did some solo work for musclehunks, paragonmen and themaleform.net under varying names back around 2011.

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Looking at a map, it seems that he is driving on Interstate 40 to Las Vegas and then to Phoenix, stopping in cities that are roughly a day's drive away from each other. (Tulsa and Oklahoma City are exceptions, but they are cities that have people with disposable income thanks to the prevalence of the oil industry and the industries that support it, such as banking and finance)

 

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Stopping in cities along his route for three to four days makes sense. He can see a number of clients each day, which pays for his travel expenses and earns him a profit, and he moves on to the next city. Given there isn't exactly a lot of competition in Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Amarillo, Albuquerque, or Flagstaff he will probably book up rather quickly and make a decent amount of money. I wouldn't make this trip in February, but there could be a good reason why he has chosen this time of year to travel.

Makes good sense to me.

 

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That could be, but my sense is that trucks & drivers are too expensive to sit around for 4 days without making any money for the company. Plus whatever needs to be delivered is needed at the final destination, so it doesn't make sense for it to sit in Flagstaff, AZ for 4 days.

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On 4/5/2023 at 1:55 PM, Emir said:

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I can’t speak on anyone in particular but: “sort of looks like photos” sounds very suspect. 
 

It reminds me years ago I was in Sarasota and a client had another escort to join. I was looking at the pics but the guy who came in was not it! The session went on anyway, but I just remember even I felt so awkward. How can somebody use someone else’s pics and just show up being someone else? 
 

Also seen ads run from a guy I knew personally from Washington DC, in San Jose California. And it’s been running for months. Probably still is.
 

But I just notice though, the advertised guy seems to pop up in my market regularly. Idk why there’s so many coming into KC area but, there’s nothing here. Majority of the inquiries  in the KC area are flakes or phonies, last minute cancel or just turn out to be impossible to schedule. That’s why I had to turn to deposits and screening, otherwise I would just sit around and have my time wasted round the clock. 

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I am fascinated at everything I am reading here because this guy has been around longer than Tide detergent. My god he has an incredible history amongst a 90% disappointed clientele. His real name is Alan Valdez. Google him and you will see an incredible history with body building and modeling and the worst p*** in history reminding me of Mariah Carey in Glitter. 

Robert or Allen for Patricia or Spot or whatever the hell his name is has it ended up having to resort to telling people that he will do a real quick video chat with them to prove that he is still in shape because during covid evidently many people were upset that he had gained considerable weight which in fact he had. There were hundreds of people over the years that have talked about how disgusting the hotels are in which she resides because of the mess that he keeps. He is a complete disaster and believe me he is in need of Tide pods. 

He did a video cam with me to take your shirt off and he was even pissed off in any mood at even having to do it although he offered to do it. Behind him in the room I saw a site that was familiar to me and I was attempting to recall what I was looking at and suddenly I realized the room was on par with the avalanche that hit Bridal veil falls in Utah's Provo canyon.

You will not find the hundreds of reviews I have read about this man over the year. I have always brought them because I have been fascinated at how many people still seek him out with all the evidence in the world to suggest that you should be wary. You won't see those reviews and he is most assuredly aware of them which is why he changes his name to a new account every few months because that will remove the account with the present critiques from clients to which he decries each of them as being invalid.

The three overriding reasons not to book him as suggested in a massive amount of reviews are 1) the rooms are unsanitary 2) no one gets the full hour 3) he is always pissed off.

The anger stems from the reality of his reviews in which he has to constantly defend himself to the point that he now does the video cams if one is hesitant to book with him and the cam will last for about 45 seconds.

It must be difficult for a gorgeous man who held titles in the world of bodybuilding to be in Flagstaff Arizona giving handjobs. Lol.

At one time he had the biggest muscles but there is one muscle in particular of interest for most of us and it does not measure up. At all!

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On 2/24/2023 at 11:42 AM, Capitano said:

That could be, but my sense is that trucks & drivers are too expensive to sit around for 4 days without making any money for the company. Plus whatever needs to be delivered is needed at the final destination, so it doesn't make sense for it to sit in Flagstaff, AZ for 4 days.

It does if you're visiting the Grand Canyon for a while. That's not a bad place to spend a few days.

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Rentmen link above doesn't work for me, so here's another: 

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Pornstar Performer & Rentboy in Tucson, AZ - Robertmiami: Relieve your stresses with this relaxing massage

Surprising number of negative reviews although, in fairness, the text comments in many of the five star reviews are highly positive.

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Saw him a couple nights ago and wouldn't repeat. He didn't come down to let me in the hotel even though you have to have a key, so I stood in the 35 degree weather until I could follow someone else in. He has a nice body but is not as cut in his pics, although that's not a big deal to me. He used a massage gun (not well) for half the massage. HE was included in the $170 rate but so many upcharges for anything else that I ended up doing the HE entirely on my own while he rubbed himself a little. It was also only 45 minutes which is a pet peeve of mine, especially with rates on the rise. He didn't say 2 words the entire time. I definitely would not repeat.

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Saw him a couple nights ago and wouldn't repeat. He didn't come down to let me in the hotel even though you have to have a key, so I stood in the 35 degree weather until I could follow someone else in. He has a nice body but is not as cut in his pics, although that's not a big deal to me. He used a massage gun (not well) for half the massage. HE was included in the $170 rate but so many upcharges for anything else that I ended up doing the HE entirely on my own while he rubbed himself a little. It was also only 45 minutes which is a pet peeve of mine, especially with rates on the rise. He didn't say 2 words the entire time. I definitely would not repeat.

 

Whenever a masseur's profile pix suggest that he thinks of himself as a model, avoid. Chances are they hate what they do but keep doing it because the money is good and in hopes that their "real career" will take off. Alas, there are many hot guys out there and very few modeling jobs, and their unhappiness about it makes the experience even worse.

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