I want my escort to rim me!

[Guest Monoplizer]

I suspect more escorts will do it than you would think, but probably don't want to advertise this. What's the best way to broach this delicate subject?

[Guest Merlin]

I think most escorts who sometimes rim will want to see the client before they make that commitment. I am not sure there is a best way to approach it in advance, but I assume the escort will have to be gay and submissive.

[guptasa1]

Not necessarily. An escort who was primarily dominant with me did some rimming too (went both ways). Obviously you want to make sure you're clean and such for this. When it's happened with me, it's mostly been a spur of the moment type thing. But I think the best way to breach the subject is to just ask "Do you like rimming?" or something during your time together. It might not be bad to have dental dams handy in case they are open to it but require a barrier.

[giovoni]

I don't see why you would have to be delicate about it at all.

Just ask when you make initial contact.. or after they get back to you and ask what you're into. After all it's your money that's going to be paying for his "time."

 

I imagine that you wouldn't be sheepish about asking the grocer where the apples are. If there are not apples he would just say so.. if an escort doesn't like eating ass (he's crazy) and can tell you so without acting offended or like you've asked him to come sacrifice a dog with you. If they do act like that then you've screened out a freak who wouldn't be worth getting to know anyway.

[Rick Munroe]

>if an escort doesn't like eating ass (he's

>crazy)

 

Call Derek and me crazy, then. But I don't think it's a matter of not liking it; it's more like choosing not to. We love to have it done to us, but we're a little neurotic (in a good way) when it comes to health, so we don't take any chances (even though we have our Hep vaccines). That way, we know that we don't ever pass anything along to anyone else who wants to eat us out. When we say we're clean, we mean it!

[+ Lucky]

RE: Truffles, anyone?

 

Fine dining can usually be had with even the most discreet escorts. Butt, as Rick cracks above, not all escorts will dine on you. I find that a subtly placed truffle will often lead the nose to the table, and then the tongue can do its job.

[taylorky]

if an escort doesn't like eating ass (he's

>crazy) and can tell you so without acting offended or like

>you've asked him to come sacrifice a dog with you. If they do

>act like that then you've screened out a freak who wouldn't be

>worth getting to know anyway.

 

 

hmmmmmmm welcome 2 ***upside down world*** a place where if someone "does not choose" 2 stick his tounge into a shit-hole...he is 2 b considered a freak...

 

next thing u can expect 2 hear is...gay right wingers r sane and the more 1 drinks the better he drives.

[giovoni]

Welcome to hooboy’s message center where every poster reads their own bitterness and anger into everyone else’s posts no matter what the justification and then attacks points and assertions that are no where to be found (at least if read by readers who took classes in grades with double figures)

 

Actually the world I was speaking of is one where if a prostitute acts offended when you ask if he likes to rim then he's a freak. Actually in talking to other escorts it's probably not at all uncommon. However it SHOULD be so rare as to be a behavior that would be considered freakish. I mean seriously, if escorts really think that clients are putting them off or offending them in some way just by ASKING if they enjoy a certain act then they need to go into a different line of work. If someone politely says no and explains the reasons in a cogent logical way, similar to the way Rick explained above (I can't believe I had occasion to say that) I think the escort should be praised for being polite and up front and you can move on to another prostitute who may have the repertoire of sexual skills that you prefer.

[taylorky]

LOL what a bupkes!!

[giovoni]

worthless

 

Did you mean "bupkis?" That would certainly be ironic.

[+ bigjoey]

RE: worthless

 

i like being rimmed and one of the nice things about reading the reviews is that clients often mention that the escort rimmed him. that tells me that as long as i am sparking clean, i should get the same treatment. being clean is probabally key. sometimes, i suggest we start off with a shower so the escort knows for sure there is no problem with me being clean.

[taylorky]

RE: worthless

 

>Did you mean "bupkis?" That would certainly be ironic.

 

 

 

no slick i meant BUPKES,and my referring 2 u as a BUPKES is not ironic at all,just a simple fact!

[woodlawn]

RE: worthless

 

>>Did you mean "bupkis?" That would certainly be ironic.

 

>no slick i meant BUPKES,and my referring 2 u as a BUPKES is

>not ironic at all,just a simple fact!

 

 

"Bupkes" is a Yiddish word usually translated as "nothing" and is not used as an insult. I suspect the word you are looking for is "schlemiel." Try that one next time.

[taylorky]

RE: worthless

 

>>>Did you mean "bupkis?" That would certainly be ironic.

>

>>no slick i meant BUPKES,and my referring 2 u as a BUPKES is

>>not ironic at all,just a simple fact!

>

>

>"Bupkes" is a Yiddish word usually translated as "nothing" and

>is not used as an insult. I suspect the word you are looking

>for is "schlemiel." Try that one next time.

>

>

>

well the way i used it was to mean something useless,and worth nothing,and in his case i think it was appropiate...but you are absolutely correct "schlemiel" would also have been a good choice lol.

 

thanks for the advice.

[Guest arbee]

RE: worthless

 

Just looked it up... "bupkis" means "sheep shit"

 

Hope that helps the discourse.

 

arbee

[Rick Munroe]

RE: worthless

 

"Bupkis" was the title of Episode 118 of The Dick Van Dyke Show, in which Rob tries to obtain the royalites on a dance song he'd co-written ("The Bupkis") after previously signing off on them.

[giovoni]

RE: worthless

 

Actually I did find 'bupkes' when researching what I was being called yesterday. But since that's not an English word, and as we all know what few 'rules' there are are supposedly being strictly enforced around here, I naturally assumed he couldn't possibly have posted a word in a language other than English. So the only English word I could find was Bupkis, though it was quite clear that it's origin was Yiddish.

 

I guess that puts me at a slight dissadvantage though not being a member of the 'tribe' However I guess I've learned something. Whenever Taylor or anyone else is too spineless to insult me directly I'll ask someone who actually is Jewish (or whatever language someone choses to hide their abuses behind) just what precisely he is meaning to call me.

[Guest gentle guy]

Recommended Reading

 

Arthur Naiman's "Every Goy's Guide to Common Jewish Expressions." It is essential for us shkutzim! :+

 

(Rimming does not appeal to me, either, but to each his own.)

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Spanking Clean

 

>i like being rimmed and one of the nice things about reading

>the reviews is that clients often mention that the escort

>rimmed him. that tells me that as long as i am sparking clean,

>i should get the same treatment

 

There is a lot of commentary is this thread so some bottom line definitions help. Ideally, both an escort and a client are clean enough that rimming can occur on the spur of the moment. This is not always the case. I remember an instance of being in Washington, when a client phoned me from a newspaper ad, and in spite of the fact that it was raining and I was coming from the gym, and was thus sweaty and, at minimun, somewhat smelly, he insisted I come over. I showered before we had sex, but even then, when he wanted to rim me, I told him I did not feel comfortable that it was a good idea.

 

There is clean and there is clean. Unless someone means they are going to lick outside the outer muscle, which is exceeding rare in my experience and exceeding rare from what is shown in videos, a shower is not likely sufficient to insure proper health and hygiene.

 

When I know a client wants to do this, I prepare accordingly. A perfect example was a client who mentioned this in advance when I was in Toronto in June. For this same reason, it is likely best to discuss this with an escort in advance.

 

Finally, I am not sure a review is the best measure. I can think of two escorts off the top of my head who have good reviews, some of them for bottoming, who will no longer bottom. A client who hired either of them expecting to fuck their brains out would then be sadly disappointed.

 

As with everything else, the best thing to do is to ask.

 

Finally, how any one, client, escort or sex partner, responds to a desire is something to note. Does it make someone a "freak" because a sex act does not turn them on or they do not prefer to engage in it? No. The best way to proceed is just to move on to someone who will do what you want, as long as no coercion is involved.

[bigjake8]

RE: worthless

 

>i like being rimmed and one of the nice things about reading

>the reviews is that clients often mention that the escort

>rimmed him. that tells me that as long as i am sparking clean,

>i should get the same treatment. being clean is probabally

>key. sometimes, i suggest we start off with a shower so the

>escort knows for sure there is no problem with me being

>clean.

 

 

No, being clean is not the only concern. You are not the same person the escort rimmed before, and just because he does it elsewhere does not entitle you to anything. Rimming especially. It's just one of those things, either you are into, or your not. It can not only vary from person to person, but also on the mood of the person as well.

sometimes an escort might be into, sometimes not.

[SDTop]

RE: worthless

 

"It can not only vary from person to person, but also on the mood of the person as well."

 

I dont think I would want to base my experience with an escort on his moods. If you agree on a particular "act" before hand, you'd better be able to come through.

[bigjake8]

RE: worthless

 

>"It can not only vary from person to person, but also on the

>mood of the person as well."

>

>I dont think I would want to base my experience with an escort

>on his moods. If you agree on a particular "act" before hand,

>you'd better be able to come through.

>

 

Or else! Right?

 

Not what I meant. When I used to escort, I would never agree to this. If it's something that happens in the course of events, than great. However, just because it happened with a particular reviewer should not guarantee that it happens every time by proxy. That was my point. (on a side note, even if you were to agree to this on the phone, an escort still has the right to make decisions on the spot, just as you do as a client. God knows what he could find down there. Ever seen an asshole full of anal warts? It aint pretty).

 

Hep A, B and C, giardia, chrypto and other ameobas and warts are spread this way as well. Personally, since I found clients were more interested in eating my ass, I never rimmed a client. That way, I always knew I was bug free.

[Juan Vancouver]

Hey Monopolizer!

 

You have gotten a lot of answers so far... and they all are absolutely right on!

There is no reason for which you should feel shy asking about any activity when it comes to talk with your escort of choice.

Asking him if he would like to make love to you while wearing a panama hat, sucking your cock at the same time than singing a broadway hit or rimming you, your professional escort is ready to hear all of those requests (no matter how odd they may seem to you), and give a clear answer to each one of them.

If your escort's answer is "Perhaps", "It depends" and so on, and the activity you asked about is primordial for your enjoyment, then I would strongly reccomend that you keep looking... (Yes, there IS an escort out there who will agree to wear a fruit hat a' la Carmen Miranda while perfirming fellatio) It is just a matter of keep looking.

If the activity you are requesting is not vital for you and the chemistry seems right, then do proceed to meet the escort and hope for the best. But I do believe that absolute honesty always brings more pleasure.

 

When it comes to rimming, my personal choice is not to offer it at all. The health risk is considerable enough for me to not wanting to do it. Since my health, my wife's and my client's health are depending on my being clean, I think it is just too much responsability to indulge in an activity that I really like. I have no problem at all if a client wants to rim me, and I actually love it... but unfortunately I wont rim him back. :-(

I know for sure that lots of escorts dont pay a lot of attention to those considerations, so I know as a fact that you will be able to get what you want.

Be clear, dont be shy, and be asolutely clean, and I am sure that you will have lots of fun.

 

(On a side note, if you have a noticeable skin rash in your groint, if you suspect that you might have been infected by Papylloma virus -the virus causing human warts- or anything that might worry your escort when he sees your rosy-rose pleasure button, it might be advisable to visit a doctor first, so you make sure that the escort wont chicken out at the last minute)

 

Happy licking!!

[Rick Munroe]

>(Yes, there IS an escort out there who will agree

>to wear a fruit hat a' la Carmen Miranda while perfirming

>fellatio)

 

Been there, done that.

[Juan Vancouver]

DOUBLE PLEASURE....

 

Hey Rick...

 

I am sure that when you read double pleasure you thought of a very crowded and tight situation.... but I was talking about something totally different... x(

 

Every single time that I write a post here, I laugh with anticipation thinking of what you might write about it... The pleasure of freely rambling here gets enhanced by the following pleasure of reading your humorous remarks...

And you have never dissapointed me so far!

 

Keep up with the good work, you smart ass! :9

 

(Personally I think that there is nothing better than a well educated, intelligent, daring and free willed piece of... ass!)

 

Thanks for the laughs...