Crazy/Strange clients

[Guest frequency]

I would be interested to hear any, what I am sure will be funny, stories about the crzay/strange clients that escorts have experienced.

 

I look forward to reading the details ;-)

[Rod Hagen]

A lot of people here don't feel we have a right to a blacklist. And for the last 3 years it's been down.

 

When it was up, it was always a bit disturbing, but morbidly interesting, to read some of the dangerous tales woven by local prostitutes who nearly, or wholly, got the shit kicked out of them. Makes you, as an escort, think "Thank Christ I didn't take THAT call".

[Rick Munroe]

>A lot of people here don't feel we have a right to a

>blacklist.

 

I don't think he was asking for names. I'll think of some good stories when I have a chance. However, the craziest people I've encountered have been fellow escorts.

[Guest curious2000]

My thoughts EXACTLY Rick! Who said anything about naming names or a "blacklist"? I think crazy/strange stories from clients would be very entertaining! Once again, you have shown how fun and positive your attitude is here on this board instead of a kneejerk negative response! ;-)

[+ Lucky]

This is frequency's first post, and a strange one at that. But why don't you guys tell some crazy stories so he will post more frequently? (Just don't talk about me.)

[Rick Munroe]

>This is frequency's first post

 

I'm sure deej knows more about this than I, but it says he's a "charter member," which means he didn't just recently register. And some people's counters are "stuck" and don't record their posts.

 

Let's see...which story shall I tell first? I'll think of it after my job in an hour (hopefully, I won't have fresh material for this thread). :+

[Rick Munroe]

>Once again, you have

>shown how fun and positive your attitude is here on this

>board instead of a kneejerk negative response! ;-)

 

Thanks, Curious. Yeah, I'm definitely more of a smartass than a kneejerk.

[+ deej]

>>This is frequency's first post

>

>I'm sure deej knows more about this than I, but it says he's

>a "charter member," which means he didn't just recently

>register. And some people's counters are "stuck" and don't

>record their posts.

 

I *think* (but I'm not sure) the counter problem is fixed. "Charter Member" used to mean a member signed up before the forums were moderated. Not sure if that's still true. And I don't care, actually.

 

All posters are equally welcome as long as they're not trouble-makers, no matter when they signed up.

[+ deej]

>A lot of people here don't feel we have a right to a

>blacklist. And for the last 3 years it's been down.

 

You're not on the "psycho clients" listserv? It's going strong.

[Guest jeffOH]

I had a client a few years ago who I saw ONCE. Somehow the topic of birthdays came up and I told him mine(June 3). He has written me several times over the past few years and always sends a card on my birthday(but always makes reference to June 2 ??). He usually writes mostly in English, but also includes several sentences in German.

 

JEFF

jeff4men@hotmail.com

[Guest curious2000]

So your ass is smart AND pretty too! No wonder I like you!

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[Rod Hagen]

Ah, Curious and Rick, no fucking shit?

 

I was just saying that some of the more amusing stories I've read, I read on the Blacklist. Jesus, overreact much, I didn't say shit about revealing names. Take a pill.

[Rod Hagen]

Ah, Curious and Rick, no fucking shit?

 

I was just saying that some of the more amusing stories I've

read, I read on the Blacklist. Jesus, overreact much, I didn't say shit about revealing names IN THIS FUCKING THREAD. Take a pill.

[Rick Munroe]

Is there an echo in here?

[Guest Merlin]

Vince Rockland told the story that once he went to a client's apartment. He accepted a drink from the client and then began to feel funny. He realized he had been drugged, left quickly and got to a phone to call a friend. We can only imagine what the client had in mind.

[+ Lucky]

>Let's see...which story shall I tell first? I'll think of it after my job in an hour (hopefully, I won't have fresh material for this thread).<

That job must have turned into an all-nighter. Where are the goddamned stories!!

 

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[+ glutes]

Please advise what 'blacklist' is, and how to get it on the computer.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Crazy

 

In 1995, a client in San Francisco who had hired me for well over a hundred times in the course of a year, telephoned and asked if I would ever consider going away. I had not ever heard of the idea of "over nights" at the time but he was a decent sort, easy going and gave great head, so I said what do you have in mind.

 

He owned a llama farm near in Half Moon Bay and wanted to have sex with me while riding on one of the creatures. They smell, they bite, they spit. I had a nasty, long gash on my arm and he broke two ribs. I made him pay me what was then the equivilent of a full day (24 hours) wages and telephoned a friend to come and rescue me (in those days, I did not own an automobile).

 

Love is no substitute for Prozac.

 

http://www.gaydar.co.uk/francodisantis

[Guest Ant415]

RE: Crazy

 

<..In 1995, a client in San Francisco who had hired me for well over a hundred times in the course of a year, ...>

 

Wow, talk about a prolific client... well over one hundred time in a year. He hired you at least every three days???

[+ Axiom2001]

...being a little testy man, are you not! I think your "skin" is thicker than this! Seems like a little escort rivalry or something!!

[+ Axiom2001]

I'm lost! What did the client have in mind? I'm still a neophyte to all of this........!!:-)

[Guest Merlin]

There is no way to know what the client had in mind, but if it entailed incapacitating the escort first, it could not have been a good thing and was almost certainly something dangerous.

[+ Lucky]

RE: Crazy

 

Mr. Ant, haven't we all done that? Why, in 2000 I saw my escort 150 times!!! After all, if you were married, you'd see your wife everyday.

[Guest jon guy]

OK, the most bizarre work offer that I've had was an e-mail that went "i want you to drive my ferarri very fast down the motorway while I give you a blow job"!

 

I declined, assuming the guy unaware of the risk to which he was subjecting his prize automobile.

 

Then there was the innocuous old chap who the first time we met seemed content to talk about Egyptain civilization, and for whom the sex seemed something of an afterthought, until he lured me into being tied to his bed and then turned psycho and then could not apparently inflict enough pain!

 

A case of devine justice though, as he fell off his 'ladder' and passed out whilst I was chained to the bed. i was able to untangle myself and make good my escape.

 

You just can't be too careful!}>

 

x jon http://www.jonguy.com

[Guest wndrwoman]

>Then there was the innocuous old chap who the first time we

>met seemed content to talk about Egyptain civilization, and

>for whom the sex seemed something of an afterthought, until

>he lured me into being tied to his bed and then turned

>psycho and then could not apparently inflict enough pain!

 

 

It's stories like that, that make me worry for you guys....

 

Tina