Fucking hot straight guy ass

[bartleby]

What a pack of ugly spirited and viscious queens this site attracts. EXACTLY why some of us are rare readers and seldom post or participate.

 

Young Mr. Isern: I admire your reserve and good sense. Stay above the fray. Good to see an escort who is smart AND a gentleman.

[AdamSmith]

>There is a valid point that the phrase could be construed more

>than one way.

 

For instance, it could also be parsed as a gerund phrase that means: "(The act of) fucking (a) hot straight guy ass".

 

How many ways can you construe: "He saw her duck"?

 

Four, by my count, if you include "He saw her -- duck!"

[RockHard]

Beware: Isern trolls.

 

>What a pack of ugly spirited and viscious queens this site

>attracts. EXACTLY why some of us are rare readers and seldom

>post or participate.

>

>Young Mr. Isern: I admire your reserve and good sense. Stay

>above the fray. Good to see an escort who is smart AND a

>gentleman.

 

Uh huh.

 

Very reliable sources tell me that "bartleby" and Tom Isern are one in the same. A brief search of "bartleby" will reveal quite a few revealing coincidences. No one in his right mind would refer to Isern as "young," let alone a "gentleman" who stays above the fray. (I do acknowledge after the "Rick and marriage" thing, Isern is quieter. All the better for the board, IMO.)

 

I have also been told that Rick Munroe does indeed utilize multiple usernames. Escorts who don't own a television tend to look for other ways to entertain themselves.

 

The smart men on this board always remind readers to assume that every escort is HIV+ even when they say they are not or don't say anything at all. Safe sex is the only way to protect yourself and others.

 

Smart men should also note that the "game" of multiple usernames is no stranger to this board and no stranger to several escorts who perch their thrones here. Some have been caught, some have confessed, and others teeter with temptation. Readers beware.

 

Will such a game ruin an escort career? I doubt it. Some gay men will tolerate just about anything for the almighty orgasm. If deej employs multiple usernames, why on earth should other members not enjoy the same game? Hence, one either tolerates trolldom or leaves.

 

I'm proud to repeat I never posted on the MC using any name other than RockHard. I'm not shy or insecure about defending my opinion or standing my ground. I despise internet boards who tolerate trolls of any kind. I wish other gay men here felt as strongly about this as I do.

 

Hooboy was certainly ahead of his time, for sure. But I doubt even he knew how to control oversexed queens who squeal at the mere hint of moderation, oh, uh, I mean censorship. Nobody can tell a miserable, unhappy queen, especially a liberated one, to shut up, even after he calls you "pencil dick" or "cunt." As long as trolls and mannerless behavior are tolerated, this board will remain as it is, probably as long as Daddy can afford to keep it up. (Every pun intended.)

 

Now, I'm really[/i/] done here. :-)

[Lookin]

RE: Beware: Isern trolls.

 

> Now, I'm really done here. :-)

 

 

OK, AdamSmith, how many ways can you construe this phrase?

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Beware: Isern trolls.

 

>I have also been told that Rick Munroe does indeed utilize

>multiple usernames. Escorts who don't own a television tend to

>look for other ways to entertain themselves.

 

The nonexistent person who "told" you that was lying. Feel free to contact Daddy, if it really matters to you. And that was a cute dig but I actually have 2 televisions. Now, what was this about leaving and never coming back? "I have been told" that that's the oldest line in the message board world. You've left and come back more times than Cher and Barbra combined.

[AdamSmith]

RE: Beware: Isern trolls.

 

>> Now, I'm really done here. :-)

>

>OK, AdamSmith, how many ways can you construe this phrase?

 

Theme 1:

I’ll be back this afternoon.

I’ll be back tomorrow.

I’ll never be back. (Next week I’ll log in and tell you why.)

 

Theme 2:

I am toast here.

I am a well done ham here.

[RockHard]

By, by. Ba, by. By, now. By, by. Ba, by. By now.

 

"I’ll be back this afternoon."

 

Gotcha!

 

Lookin and AS, your humor always has charm. :-)

 

It'd be easier to leave if some of you didn't go out of your way to drag me back in. Reminds me of, "You like me! You like me!" Now watch some of the cunt queens go ballistic on me. (6000 views anyone?)

 

"The nonexistent person who "told" you that was lying."

 

The persons (note plural) who enlightened me exist and I wrote you privately of my concerns almost a year and a half ago because I like you. Since I do not correspond with Isern, it is my belief he is not a source.

 

"Feel free to contact Daddy, if it really matters to you."

 

It no longer matters to me but readers should take note. The MC is pro escort and everybody knows it. Contacting Daddy is unnecessary. He has bigger concerns, like that bank account.

 

"And that was a cute dig but I actually have 2 televisions.

 

I thought you stated on another thread that you and Derek don't own a TV. If I misread that, I apologize.

 

"Now, what was this about leaving and never coming back?"

 

Is Isern the only bitch permitted to change her mind?

 

"You've left and come back more times than Cher and Barbra combined."

 

I think you have me confused with FingFangFoom. I do miss that funny cunt.

 

A presto!

[whipped guy]

Going going but not gone...

 

I actually have 2 televisions.

 

One of Rick’s two TV sets…

 

http://www.lucyfan.com/ilovelucy42a.jpg

 

The other set:

 

http://www.kqed.org/quest/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/blog_rabbitears.jpg

 

I like those wabit ears!!!

 

http://realitymarbles.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/bugsbunny.thumbnail.png

 

Yes! Those were the days... pre-Barbra... pre-Cher. Ah! To return to those days!

[Rick Munroe]

RE: By, by. Ba, by. By, now. By, by. Ba, by. By now.

 

>The persons (note plural) who enlightened me exist and I wrote

>you privately of my concerns almost a year and a half ago

>because I like you.

 

LOL Your "concerns"? Wow, you don't take this board too seriously, do you? Thanks, and no offense, but I don't recall getting an email from you. If I had, I definitely would have printed it out and framed it. But please tell us who the aliases are. As I told Tom Isern, who made the same accusation but couldn't back it up, I'm sure those people would be amused to know they only exist in my mind.

 

>It no longer matters to me

 

LOL If you continue to post here about things that don't matter to you, how will you ever finish that "movie project"?

 

>but readers should take note. The

>MC is pro escort and everybody knows it.

 

Yes, I'm sure Benjamin Nicholas would agree, when the thread exposing his plagiarism got more hits than any other thread in the history of this board, that the message center is pro-escort. As would all the escorts whose photos are picked apart and analyzed, whose grammatical errors are corrected and ridiculed, etc., etc. Yes, it's very "pro-escort"! LOL

 

>I thought you stated on another thread that you and Derek

>don't own a TV. If I misread that, I apologize.

 

I forgive you, as I have all the other times you were wrong.

[+ purplekow]

RE: By, by. Ba, by. By, now. By, by. Ba, by. By now.

 

I hate to redirect this thread back to its origin as perhaps it will be like a snake eating its own tail and it will diaappear into itself but not only does this guy have a fucking hot ass, he is also hung like a horse. This was revealed to me, when on second viewing, I watched until the end of the clip and our hot assed hero pulled out and revealed quite the dangling participle.

[RockHard]

RE: Seriously, are you serious?

 

"Wow, you don't take this board too seriously, do you?"

 

I take the time I spend with an escort seriously. I take the expense seriously. And I take my research of future travel partners seriously. Long ago, when Daddy asked for helpful suggestions, I took him seriously. The board and you? Not so much anymore. But I still like to watch.

 

"I don't recall getting an email from you."

 

That's interesting because I have quite a few thoughtful responses from you, including one where you proclaim, "I'm no writer, I'm an escort."

 

When I wrote the MC is pro escort, I was speaking of Daddy and deej, and no one else.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Seriously, are you serious?

 

That was quite an exhaustive list of aliases...even bigger than the one Tom came up with.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: By, by. Ba, by. By, now. By, by. Ba, by. By now.

 

not only does this guy have a

>fucking hot ass, he is also hung like a horse.

 

Fuck yeah!! You need a big cock to fuck a big gal...so I hear.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Going going but not gone...

 

I'll have you know both of our TV's are flat-panel LCD's! And more often than not, it's "The Comeback" instead of "Lucy"...

[AdamSmith]

RE: By, by. Ba, by. By, now. By, by. Ba, by. By now.

 

>Fuck yeah!! You need a big cock to fuck a big gal...so I

 

This is so un-PC I may have to move out of Massachusetts. Nonetheless, remember when Ted Danson was dating Whoopi Goldberg, and remarked that the sex was like "tossing a hotdog down the hall"? :+

[AdamSmith]

RE: Seriously, are you serious?

 

>I take the time I spend with an escort seriously. I take the

>expense seriously. And I take my research of future travel

>partners seriously. Long ago, when Daddy asked for helpful

>suggestions, I took him seriously.

 

“Nothing is as difficult to take seriously as people who take themselves seriously.” - Oscar Wilde

[whipped guy]

RE: Going going but not gone...

 

RE: "The Comeback"

 

The "comeback"... that's the main problem with this thread...

 

Still, is that not the show about the return of some old washed up show-business personality who is forced to learn to something about humility? Would that a similar scenario occur here...

 

At any rate, regarding those flat panel TVs, somehow I still see you going for that retro look...

http://craphound.com/images/oldfashioneflatpanel.jpg

[RockHard]

Going, gone, back again, and still going.

 

“Nothing is as difficult to take seriously as people who take themselves seriously.” - Oscar Wilde

 

I wouldn't wish the last years of Oscar Wilde's life on any gay man. A strong argument could be made that had Oscar Wilde taken matters more seriously, he would have received a far more glorious ending, one he truly deserved.

 

"That was quite an exhaustive list of aliases...even bigger than the one Tom came up with."

 

Since I have no access to the MC Control Panel, Tom Isern has a much better chance of slaying the rumor-mill than I do. I am not an escort and I have no desire to offer Daddy or deej a piece of my ass (or cock) to find out if, in fact, you engage in multiple username games. I will say I found it odd that you bothered to type more than 60 usernames (with humorous caveats) to defend yourself. Maybe it was a slow TV day.

 

Like I said, I assume all escorts have HIV and blah, blah, blah. I wish it was possible to trust someone here. :-(

 

ps I wonder if Hooboy was a fan of Donnie Osmond?

[Lookin]

RE: Beware: Isern trolls.

 

> Feel free to contact Daddy, if it really matters to you.

 

 

"Daddy! Daddy! Rick says I should ask you if he has multiple ID's!"[fontcolor]

 

"Ask me what?"[fontcolor]

 

"If he has multiple ID's!"

 

"Hell, that boy's got more ideas than any ten of you kids!"

 

"Not ideas! ID's! Multiple ID's!"

 

"Well how the hell am I supposed to know? I don't do ID's. Deej does ID's. Ask Deej."

 

"I can't ask Deej."

 

"What?"

 

"I can't ask Deej."

 

"Why not?"

 

"Deej doesn't like me!"

 

"Hell, Deej doesn't like anybody! Well maybe that soccer jock kid that used to come around here. Deej liked him."

 

"Well I don't care what Deej likes. He's letting Rick have lots of ID's!"

 

"Well so what? This new software lets you have as many ID's as you want. Doesn't cost any extra."

 

"Yeah, but Rick pretends to be other people."

 

"Rick can pretend to be any damn thing he wants. Just ask Derek, for God's sake."

 

"Yeah, but Rick gets all those other ID's to say mean things. And he yells at me!"

 

"He what?"

 

"He yells at me!"

 

"Don't make me come down there and give you two something to yell about!"

 

http://www.thesimpsons.com/bios/images/bios_family_homer.gif

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Going, gone, back again, and still going.

 

>I will say I found it odd that you

>bothered to type more than 60 usernames (with humorous

>caveats) to defend yourself.

 

It wasn't to defend myself; it was to show the foolishness of the accuser. And btw, I didn't type them; copying and pasting a list of the top posters from the last 30 days took all of 3 minutes.

 

But why is RockHard still here? Aren't the 40,000 members of that other message board eagerly awaiting his sage advice? Each moment wasted here is a moment those urchins aren't learning at the knee of the master.

[+ deej]

RE: Beware: Isern trolls.

 

http://www.dfapam.com/applause.gif

[+ deej]

RE: Going, gone, back again, and still going.

 

>ps I wonder if Hooboy was a fan of Donnie Osmond?

 

Not recently. Enrique Iglesias was much more his cuppa.