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>Oh, and by the way, am I addressing one or two persons? In

>other words, Whipped, are you a real person, or just another

>one of the multiple personae that Rick has created to flatter

>himself and second his opinions and laugh at his otherwise not

>very funny jokes?

 

LOL Ah, the sweet scent of paranoia and conspiracy theories on a balmy August Saturday. You know, you made this accusation once before, and at the time I asked you who on this board you thought was my supposed alias, because I thought they might enjoy knowing they were only figments of my imagination. You didn't respond, so I will cleanse my conscience and list them for you now.

 

Yes, the following is a partial list of my various multiple personae that I've created to flatter myself and second my opinions and laugh at my otherwise not very funny jokes:

 

8inchtool (so I added an inch; sue me)

AdamSmith (when I'm feelin' bi)

alanalt

alanm (I got onto an "alan" kick)

Anton (that's my cute techy side)

ariadne1880 (for when I'm feeling ornery)

ArVaGuy (for when I feel like fucking myself)

Axiom2001 (I always did want to go to Brazil)

a_nice_guy (because goddammit, I am)

Barry & Cooper (but only in moderation)

best hotel (because I love priceline)

BgMstr4u (when I'm in top mode)

Bilbo (for those days I feel spiritual)

Boston Guy (cuz I love baked beans)

buckguy (my first version was "dollarboy")

Candyman (in honor of Don Loper)

Charlie (for when I want to pretend I was around back in the day)

Chuck50 (cuz we all need a hug now and then)

CT Dick (I went through 49 states before I settled on Connecticut)

curious2000 (it was the new millennium and I was...curious)

Derek Ross (for when I want to fuck myself again)

DickHo (cuz I am)

Epigonos (it sounded exotic)

EuropTravl (I want to go to Paris)

EXPAT (when I'm in my Donna Summer mode)

g56whiz (I went through 55 gee-whizzes before I settled on this one)

glutes (it's obvious)

Godiva (for when I'm in disco mode)

honcho (for when I want to be a centerfold)

jackhammer91406 (it was originally beverlyhills90210)

JamesK840 (one of my nicer creations)

jeffOH (for my political side)

josephga (for my ex-military fantasy)

JT Brooklyn (keeping it in the 'hood)

Justice (cuz we need some these days)

Karl-G (for when I need to blog)

Lankypeters (I needed a Derek Ross fan persona)

lewhore (parce que c'est moi)

LIguy (for when I want to hit Jones Beach)

Lucky (when I want to be...well, you know)

Luv2play (cuz I do)

Merlin (my wildest creation...hard to maintain this one)

ncm2169 (for when I feel like mentoring)

Okliehomo (I swear I'm going to retire this one really soon!)

pegasian (I needed a persona that loved the Rick Munroe persona)

Philly Guy (for when I want a cheesesteak wit')

pierrot (my clown character)

purplekow (Old faithful)

PWIT (I needed an anagram alias)

ReturnOfS (the 'S' is for sexy and I'm bringing it back, hence the "return")

RockHard (I'm baaaaaack!)

seaboy4hire (my other Madonna mode)

skrubber (for when I want to worship plagia...oh never mind)

stephen_maximum (did you hear about my sale?)

swallowU (my slutty name)

TBinCHI (for when I really like myself)

Trixie (for when I'm feeling ticklish)

ValleyDwellerNorth (originally MountainDwellerSouth but I changed it)

Wetnwildbear (cuz I love that type of man)

whipped guy (well, you already figured this one out)

zipperzone (I needed an anti-Obama persona for balance)

 

I'm also Scott Adler, Kevin Slater, Raul G. Manzo, Steven Kesslar, Rod Hagen, Steven Draker, Talvin DeMachio and every other escort, including you, Tom Isern, which means I have been arguing with myself and need to be committed. :o

 

I was also Doug69, Woodlawn, FFF and every other blast from the past.

 

Finally, I am also Daddy and deej (yes, this is my website, so watch your ass).

 

(And if I've left anyone out, it's because at the moment I'm using my "Rick Munroe" persona, and Rick is fucking -- I mean "really" -- tired of typing!) :7

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I would like to reiterate The fucking guy, who is fucking a woman in this fucking flick, has a fucking hot fucking ass he is fucking pumping to fuck the fucking fuck out of that fucking woman.

However, at no fucking time during this fucking clip does this fucking hot fucking guy every get his fucking ass fucked.

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>>You mean like sticking your modifier where it belongs?

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>Yes, especially when you tell me assiduously. :p

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You have to like a man who knows a subject from a predicate and an active verb from a passive.

 

Cheers!

 

 

 

 

"I'd say that's a bit of an extreme reaction, now wouldn't you?" -- N.F. Bates

 

 

Lankypeters:-) :-) :-)

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So a woman lands at Boston's Logan airport, gets into a cab and asks the driver, "Can you tell me the best place to get scrod in this town?"

 

Cabbie turns around and says, "Gee, lady, that's the first time I've ever heard it put in the pluperfect subjunctive!"

 

-- Stop Me If You've Heard This, Jim Holt's history & philosophy of the joke

 

>AdamSmith (when I'm feelin' bi)

 

...in the sweet

Bi and bi...!

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ADVERB c. 1425 from Latin adverbium “adverb,” literally “that which is added to a verb,” from ad- “to” + verbum “verb, word.”

NOTE: An adverb is, by definition, THAT WHICH IS ADDED TO A VERB.

 

So, folks have discussed how the phrase is ambiguous. True. There is no subject in the phrase. The only word that could possibly function as a verb is “fucking.” Ambiguity aside, “fucking” cannot be an adverb. Adverbs serve a very particular function: they add information to the way we understand the verb in a sentence. Adverbs add the when, where, how, in what manner, or to what extent, etc. to the verb, as in “he walks very RAPIDLY” or “He ALWAYS leaves his books” or “the guests arrived EARLY.” Adverbs can frequently be spotted by the “-ly” ending: rapidly, quickly, gracefully, etc.

 

I’ve asked people who know grammar and languages—including my William Saffire buddy—to review this odd phrase. I couldn’t find a single person to support the idea that “fucking” is functioning as an adverb, or that it would even be possible for the word “fucking” to function in ANY sentence as an adverb.

 

Anyway, I’m sure that Rick will continue his game of insult and name-calling when I’m finished with this. So I’ll sign off, and not re-visit this thread again. If anyone is genuinely interested in the question of the grammar and wants to continue the discussion, I’m happy to chat via email--even if, or especially if, you thoughtfully disagree!

 

P.S. Rick doesn’t seem to remember calling for an end to nastiness. Here you go, Rick:

http://mc.daddysreviews.com/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=4&topic_id=31172&mesg_id=31172&listing_type=search

I’ll also give it a “bump” to remind you of your own words.

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>ADVERB c. 1425 from Latin adverbium “adverb,”

can frequently

>be spotted by the “-ly” ending: rapidly, quickly, gracefully,

>etc.

>

> I couldn’t

>find a single person to support the idea that “fucking” is

>functioning as an adverb, or that it would even be possible

>for the word “fucking” to function in ANY sentence as an

>adverb.

>

>I happily agree. Happily is an adverb.

I fucking disagree. Fucking is ...

 

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

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RE: bitch queen grammar throw down

 

"this thread has become fucking boring"

 

Not for me.

 

Adverbs frequently end in -ly; however, many words and phrases not ending in -ly serve an adverbial function and an -ly ending is not a guarantee that a word is an adverb.

 

Non -ly adverbs:

 

"He sucked quite slowly down the shaft."

 

"He came late."

 

"Tom did wrong by Rick."

 

 

Fuck is a magical word because it falls into many grammatical categories, such as intensifier adverbs:

 

"This debate is fucking ridiculous."

 

"Tom talks too fucking much."

 

"Your cock took so fucking long to cum"

 

And, as purplekow stated, "I fucking disagree."

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During teaching days, I had an adorable student (mop of brown hair, round lower lip) define "fuck" as "wonderful." I'm sure he spoke from experiences. I thought the moment was charming and repeated it to a colleague. Professor Tiny Dick responded with a blank face and pulled at his mustache. Finally, he said, "He defined a verb with an adjective."

 

Some academcis (a few of them here, apparently) take the fun out of everything. Even fucking.

 

And they're tedious and pompous bores as writers.

 

 

 

 

"I'd say that's a bit of an extreme reaction, now wouldn't you?" -- N.F. Bates

 

 

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>Rock on, Lanky. (That's "Rock" as a verb, not a

>first name.) :p

 

 

 

And then, as the dick grows rock hard, "hard" turns into an adjective.

 

Versatile critter (my dick).

 

 

 

 

"I'd say that's a bit of an extreme reaction, now wouldn't you?" -- N.F. Bates

 

 

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>At the risk of enraging the friends of William Saffire (sic),

>doesn't "rock hard" turn "rock" into an

>adverb? :p

 

I wondered about that.

 

But here's how I parse it: "grows" is a linking verb joining the subject "dick" and a descriptive "hard." (Anytime you can substitute "is" or a form of "to be" for the verb, the verb is a linking verb.) Therefore, "hard" becomes a predicate ADJECTIVE that describes DICK, a noun. If my dick grew quickly (and sometimes it does), "quickly" becomes an adverb describing "grew." Consider the difference between I feel GOOD and I feel WELL.

As "good" is an adjective, you would say "I feel good" after a hot cum. As "well" is an adverb, someone would say, "You feel really well" after you did a GOOD job of fingering his hole. You just gave him a good feel up.

 

 

Cripes, Rick, you have me sounding like I'm back teaching and one of the things I feel so WELL about this week is that I don't have to go back to that next week. I can sleep in and rub my cock really well.

 

I think this is right. Doubtless the friends of that Nixon fascisti William Safire will weigh in.

 

 

 

"I'd say that's a bit of an extreme reaction, now wouldn't you?" -- N.F. Bates

 

 

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>>At the risk of enraging the friends of William Saffire

>(sic),

>>doesn't "rock hard" turn "rock" into

>an

>>adverb? :p

>

>I wondered about that.

>

>But here's how I parse it: "grows" is a linking verb

>joining the subject "dick" and a descriptive

>"hard." (Anytime you can substitute "is"

>or a form of "to be" for the verb, the verb is a

>linking verb.) Therefore, "hard" becomes a

>predicate ADJECTIVE that describes DICK, a noun. If my dick

>grew quickly (and sometimes it does), "quickly"

>becomes an adverb describing "grew." Consider the

>difference between I feel GOOD and I feel WELL.

>As "good" is an adjective, you would say "I

>feel good" after a hot cum. As "well" is an

>adverb, someone would say, "You feel really well"

>after you did a GOOD job of fingering his hole. You just gave

>him a good feel up.

>

>

>Cripes, Rick, you have me sounding like I'm back teaching and

>one of the things I feel so WELL about this week is that I

>don't have to go back to that next week. I can sleep in and

>rub my cock really well.

>

>I think this is right. Doubtless the friends of that Nixon

>fascisti William Safire will weigh in.

>

>

>

>"I'd say that's a bit of an extreme reaction, now

>wouldn't you?" -- N.F. Bates

>

>

>Lankypeters

 

 

"I'd say that's a bit of an extreme reaction, now wouldn't you?" -- N.F. Bates

 

 

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>>At the risk of enraging the friends of William Saffire

>(sic),

>>doesn't "rock hard" turn "rock" into

>an

>>adverb? :p

>

>I wondered about that.

>

>But here's how I parse it: "grows" is a linking verb

>joining the subject "dick" and a descriptive

>"hard." (Anytime you can substitute "is"

>or a form of "to be" for the verb, the verb is a

>linking verb.) Therefore, "hard" becomes a

>predicate ADJECTIVE that describes DICK, a noun. If my dick

>grew quickly (and sometimes it does), "quickly"

>becomes an adverb describing "grew." Consider the

>difference between I feel GOOD and I feel WELL.

>As "good" is an adjective, you would say "I

>feel good" after a hot cum. As "well" is an

>adverb, someone would say, "You feel really well"

>after you did a GOOD job of fingering his hole. You just gave

>him a good feel up.

>

>

>Cripes, Rick, you have me sounding like I'm back teaching and

>one of the things I feel so WELL about this week is that I

>don't have to go back to that next week. I can sleep in and

>rub my cock really well.

>

>I think this is right. Doubtless the friends of that Nixon

>fascisti William Safire will weigh in.

 

 

ON THE OTHER HAND.....AS TEVYA SAYS......I RE-READ THIS. MY GRIEVOUS FAUTE. IT'S "ROCK" THAT'S UNDER CONSIDERATION. AS IT TELLS "HOW" HARD, IT PROBABLY IS AN ADVERB.

 

I THINK IT'S TIME TO TAKE A BREAK.

 

 

 

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>"I'd say that's a bit of an extreme reaction, now

>wouldn't you?" -- N.F. Bates

>

>

>Lankypeters

 

 

"I'd say that's a bit of an extreme reaction, now wouldn't you?" -- N.F. Bates

 

 

Lankypeters

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