How do you say you want watersports without saying piss?

[wantmscl2020]

Okay, so I have a question... let's say you are chatting with someone and you are discussing what you are going to do sexually, it's very easy to say "I want you to ____ my ____" or the other way around. You can pretty much use that for anything. But whenever it comes to watersports, I can't figure out how to say it the same way. I can't say "I want you to perform watersports on me", idk it just sounds weird... you could say 'piss' instead much more easily and it flows so much better....but me being new to WS, I feel like if I use the word 'piss' they will think I'm into the stronger stuff, and I doubt I am. How to ask for watersports in a way that actually makes sense? I know that taking piss would still be WS but you get what I mean...

[+ Yellowrod]

In my old house, I'd just lure them into a big walk in marble shower with the premise of a shower together after they've had a couple of beers. The buzz and the urge to pee usually gives them the idea. Unless they are totally squeamish about it, which I hope you would have vetted out through earlier exchanges. To be honest it was a while ago that I've been so naughty, but I had quite a bit of fun in that shower!

[Rudynate]

Okay, so I have a question... let's say you are chatting with someone and you are discussing what you are going to do sexually, it's very easy to say "I want you to ____ my ____" or the other way around. You can pretty much use that for anything. But whenever it comes to watersports, I can't figure out how to say it the same way. I can't say "I want you to perform watersports on me", idk it just sounds weird... you could say 'piss' instead much more easily and it flows so much better....but me being new to WS, I feel like if I use the word 'piss' they will think I'm into the stronger stuff, and I doubt I am. How to ask for watersports in a way that actually makes sense? I know that taking piss would still be WS but you get what I mean...

 

In the range of fetishes, WS is very tame. If you told somebody you were into watersports, the conversation would naturally go to what exactly you meant. And then you could say that you think you would like to be pissed on but you're not a drinker - or something like that. I can't imagine anyone being shocked. Peeing on your partner or having him pee on you is almost mainstream.

[+ MysticMenace]

How about these...

 

"Take a shower with me...the golden one"

"Piss on me"

"I wanna soak up your piss...and drink it too"

"I wanna get wet...with your stream"

 

Lol, obviously don't take my word for this...have not had the gall to take on this particular type of fetish, but that's what I would imagine some porn dialogue would look like if not already filmed.

[Rudynate]

How about these...

 

"Take a shower with me...the golden one"

"Piss on me"

"I wanna soak up your piss...and drink it too"

"I wanna get wet...with your stream"

 

Lol, obviously don't take my word for this...have not had the gall to take on this particular type of fetish, but that's what I would imagine some porn dialogue would look like if not already filmed.

 

 

When I ask a guy for something I want, I usually do it in a slightly indirect way. This is just me, I'm not saying it's the best way to do it. I might say to him, "If you wanted, you could pee on me." Then he would say something like, "Really, you like that?" And I would say, "Oh yeah, I'm really into it."

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Be direct. I want you to piss on me. Really soak me.

 

There's nothing worse for most escorts than having to sexually read minds.

 

While, yes, there's an element of discovery to all meets that is exciting, when it comes to less traditional desires, those are things that need to be communicated up-front in a clear, concise manner.

[CalTec]

"I'm more of a ws sub/bottom". That might work for you. Use the opposite if you want to shower someone or give the piss. ?‍♂️ ??

[+ Lucky]

Can you get me wet?

[+ dupontversDC]

"I want you to piss down my throat". ..... "get really hydrated, I love it clear"

 

When I say these things, no one is confused. And it flows really easily....some pun intended.

[RuffLeatherPig]

I wear a yellow hankey in my back pocket. But I also find a lot of guys are into piss, even if they are vanilla. They may not let you pee on them, but they’ll piss on you!

[+ nycman]

If your adult enough to explore water sports.....you should be adult enough to be able to say “Piss on me”.

[rvwnsd]

"I like to get pissed on and if you want me to piss on you, that's cool" usually does the trick.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlXKZHeghcY:154

[Ds35mm]

I hooked up with a guy via Craigslist (when it still allowed M4M personals. After a very hot session, I said I wanted to go to the restroom. A few seconds later he followed me and stood outside. I pulled open the door which I had purposely left ajar. He came on, stood behind me and held my dick,. Midstream, I asked him, "Do you want to get wet?" He smiled, went down in the tub,, and lay there as I hosed him.

The next time we agreed to meet, he texted me that the apt door will be open after I buzz you in. Please come in the bathroom. When I entered the bathroom, he was wearing a suit, lying in the tub. "WET ME" he implored. Of course I complied. He shot a load there and then.

[Rudynate]

I hooked up with a guy via Craigslist (when it still allowed M4M personals. After a very hot session, I said I wanted to go to the restroom. A few seconds later he followed me and stood outside. I pulled open the door which I had purposely left ajar. He came on, stood behind me and held my dick,. Midstream, I asked him, "Do you want to get wet?" He smiled, went down in the tub,, and lay there as I hosed him.

The next time we agreed to meet, he texted me that the apt door will be open after I buzz you in. Please come in the bathroom. When I entered the bathroom, he was wearing a suit, lying in the tub. "WET ME" he implored. Of course I complied. He shot a load there and then.

 

 

 

Very sexy story.

[Cruiser7]

On 2/9/2021 at 4:39 PM, wantmscl2020 said:

you could say 'piss' instead much more easily and it flows so much better....

I see what you did there. 😂

 

You could say “I like WS, and am usually the bottom when it comes to that.”