STRANGEST PLACE you had SEX?

[pegasian]

A post in the KINK STRING gave me the idea for this topic. OUTDOOR SEX qualifies you only for AMATUER STATUS. WHERE was the STRANGEST PLACE you HAD SEX?!?!?

 

 

HERE is ONE of mine:

 

In High School had sex on the ROOF of a MAUSELEUM under construction. The TOMB was EMPTY...It was in the last stages of construction. It overlooked a moon lit lake surrounded by Tiger Lillies. You just did NOT want to look back into the cemetary. However, the neighbors were quiet!!!

 

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[+ glutes]

pegasian, my you are chatty for a newcummer and former lurker...

I recall the line from the old TV show 'The NewlyWeds' where they asked just this same question. The bride responded "up the booty"...

[EastbayMike]

I think the line was "dat be the butt bob"

[Guest DoctorMike]

LOL - I second EastBayMike's correction!

 

Guess with the summer doldrums, this board is now teetering on silly nonsense? Hope not.

 

:+

[SmallTownJohn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_pmbJpltP4

[Rick Munroe]

With Derek, in my parents' bedroom, in their bed.

 

Thankfully, it's king size and they are heavy sleepers.

[Guest CURIOUS35]

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I remember several experiences:

 

a) On an Alitalia Flight from HongKong to Rome, while the movie was showing with the handsome Brazilian boy friend of one of the stewardesses ( boy! she was old and ugly... I remember she looked ike a dried prune from over tanning, I guess! BF was flying with no assigned seat -- I offered him the seat next to mine. The guy was very happy to obliged. His GF, the stewardess, was smilng and gave us both extra blankets. She was very happy her BF was spared the agony of seating on the small seat reserved for stewardesses. Accidental leg rubbing started the ball rolling...and our eyes communicated, whil our hands staye under the blankets.

 

b) On a stationary Wagion Lits train car, en route to Paris. The train had to attached or detached cars to the train (I dont remember anymore. All I can recall was the Sicilian boy with chubic face and curls, whose gaze caught mine when the train was leaving the Stazioni Terminiin Rome. He was waving to family. I remember he told me he was heded to London to learn English. I offered to star him off with some phrase... during the trip culmnating in my sudde urge to discover why the train was not moving. He was very kind to offer me his company while we hop from one car to another!

 

 

And if it counts... under the sea in the Lido of Rome (fondly called Il Buco) with a good looking neo lawyer, while his GF was waving and watching as we played games -- I dont know how I should call it...It was nothing ore than diving underwater and passing thru each others legs (and egss) I fel so free to tug at strategic places. We eventually ended up swimming farther away from the shore!

 

 

 

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[+ Italiano]

In Tel Aviv there is a mixed gay/straight beach by the Hilton Hotel.

Many gays and also straight people and families. They share the beach and the water with no problem (what a lesson for Americans, btw!).

 

Once I was swimming and enjoying the warm Mediterrenean Sea 80-90 ft. from the shore, when I spot (and was spotted by) this hot Israeli guy. We began to smile and to get closer to e/o, and while around us kids were playing and people were swimming and/or chatting we began to touch our hard cocks and asses, and after mutual playing and stroking and finger penetration we both came in the water.

It was a bit hard to keep floating and pretending nothing was happening while doing all this, but it was VERY hot!:9

[+ ArVaGuy]

Casket warehouse in back of a funeral home.

[Guest Raffy]

Topeka, Kansas, 1966

 

A huge tornado had passed thru a couple days earlier. We had driven over from KC to gawk at the damage. We were on a living room floor surrounded by debris. There was no roof on the house. It was a beautiful clear starry night. I remember it not only for the odd setting, but for the great sex. Damn, was it really 42 years ago?!?!?!

 

bob

 

"Stay hard, stay hungry, stay alive." --Bruce Springsteen

[+ Charlie]

Pegasian, this topic has been covered here before, and I wasn't going to repeat one of my old stories. However, since you are new here, I'll just say that my incident is somewhat similar to yours: I had sex on top of a sarcophagus in the archaeological museum at the University of Pennsylvania.

[Guest ryan2552]

Inside a closet in a hotel room. Oddly there was no reason we needed to be in the closet. I sometimes wonder if this was the strangest place or most appropriate place I've had sex :O

[Guest ryan2552]

>With Derek, in my parents' bedroom, in their bed.

>

>Thankfully, it's king size and they are heavy sleepers.

 

Thanks for starting my day off with a huge smile

[+ purplekow]

Press box at Shea Stadium during a game. It felt as though 50000 people were cheering us on at one point, as it turned out, it was a basehit for the Mets that got the cheering going. Or was it?

[Rick Munroe]

>Press box at Shea Stadium during a game.

 

With Howard Cosell?

[pegasian]

>>Press box at Shea Stadium during a game.

>

>With Howard Cosell?

 

I wanted to know IF it was with a pitcher or a catcher???

[Guest jeffOH]

With the married 36 year-old funeral director in the embalming room

(bodies present) at the funeral home where I worked in high school. Also in the casket showroom. }(

[pegasian]

My only question is...was this an ORGY with the Funeral Director AND HIS CLIENTS?????:+

[Guest Wetnwildbear]

On the AutoTrain in the Dining Car, Somewhere Between

 

Richmond Virginia and Rocky Point NC, with an Army captain

 

with FLAMING RED Pubes an uncut cock and teeny tiny marble-sized

 

balls - who shot a MASSIVE LOAD!

 

 

or in the alternative:

 

 

 

Bob Dole Headquarters (Im pretty sure it was at the Watergate)

 

in DC during his last Presidential run

 

I think it was 1988 or 92.

 

Pretty Little Midwestern FarmBoy, Fresh as the Morning Slush!

[Guest ncm2169]

< his last Presidential run I think it was 1988 or 92

 

That would be '96 :*

[Bart]

Like the orgy scene. I have had a couple, all in a public place with escorts, but the closest to getting caught was a movie theater last year while sweet Charles was pounding my ass. The fun was tying to get his condom on while lubing my ass, The seat arms came up so we did it side saddle. We purposely picked a Lindsy Lohan D-horror flick, really a F flick to be honest what I watched of it, because we knew hardly any one would be there. What made it strange is only 8 people in the theater and all of us except Charles were adult males over 40. These two guys were only two rows in front of us. Charles was going to town when these two men in a virtually empty theater chose to sit just two rows right in front of us, why would you do that, just weird, so it did temper our actions a bit but a very hot scene especially when he came, took off the condom and then inadvertantly dropped the condom and we could not find it.

[Guest Wetnwildbear]

Several mentions of funeral homes - reminds me that YEARS AGO

 

I was dating a cute furry 20y/o puppy named Rick from Ohio

 

(I was maybe 25 at the time) he was studying to be a

 

mortician. He worked the overnight shift in a local Funeral Home

 

as part of his internship.

 

 

We spent a HOT Night on the Cold Slab and in the Satin lining, and

 

in the Chapel - Celebrating Life and Love among the Dead!

 

What a HOT Puppy he was!

 

Although, sex in a coffin - satin lined or not was cramped and creepy!

 

I, drew the line at letting the lid close on us!

 

Too Kinky/creepy even for me!

[Guest Wetnwildbear]

Several mentions of funeral homes - reminds me that YEARS AGO

 

I was dating a cute furry 20y/o puppy named Rick from Ohio

 

(I was maybe 25 at the time) he was studying to be a

 

mortician. He worked the overnight shift in a local Funeral Home

 

as part of his internship.

 

 

We spent a HOT Night on the Cold Slab and in the Satin lining, and

 

in the Chapel - Celebrating Life and Love among the Dead!

 

What a HOT Puppy he was!

 

Although, sex in a coffin - satin lined or not was cramped and creepy!

 

I, drew the line at letting the lid close on us!

 

Too Kinky/creepy even for me!