Clients say the darnedest things!

[marylander1940]

Escorts say the darnedest things thread.

 

I think clients say the darnedest things too:

 

When it's late - "It's 2am, how soon can you get here?"

When it is literally too late - "Does it hurt when I bite it like this?"

How to kill a boner - "I could be your dad!"

 

OMG yes: the "It's 2am, how soon can you get here?" along with "Does it hurt when I bite it like this?"

 

Um, at 2am, I'm not going to be there in a hour... And yes, it does hurt when you bite my pierced nipples. As for "I could be your dad!"... Come here daddy and your boy will show you what he's got ?.

 

@Ryan Wolff Great idea for a thread! Thank you!

 

@Jarrod_Uncut I look forward to reading your notes on this subject!

[ArmyHands]

Client: Hey I found you on Google for Massages

Me: Awesome Cool

Client: *** HOW LONG IS YOUR 1 HR MASSAGE... ***

http://massagemale4male.com/

[Guy Fawkes]

52 Minutes!

 

Client: Hey I found you on Google for Massages

Me: Awesome Cool

Client: *** HOW LONG IS YOUR 1 HR MASSAGE... ***

http://massagemale4male.com/

[+ poolboy48220]

Client: Hey I found you on Google for Massages

Me: Awesome Cool

Client: *** HOW LONG IS YOUR 1 HR MASSAGE... ***

http://massagemale4male.com/

A friend was just starting to dabble in woodworking and was confounded by the fact that 2X4's are not, in fact, 2" by 4".

[Guy Fawkes]

and 10x6's rarely occcur in the wild...

 

and 10x6's have the same problem...

Edited August 1, 2020 by Guy Fawkes

[Bacon]

Client: Hey I found you on Google for Massages

Me: Awesome Cool

Client: *** HOW LONG IS YOUR 1 HR MASSAGE... ***

http://massagemale4male.com/

 

Although If we're being honest, it's a fair question to some masseurs.

[craigville beach]

A friend was just starting to dabble in woodworking and was confounded by the fact that 2X4's are not, in fact, 2" by 4".

 

they were years and years ago

[jeezifonly]

they were years and years ago

I was there at the time, and indeed they were, (but that’s also before every man in sight had a nine inch dick..)

[+ kontor1]

Laying in the bed with my client at night in a pitch black room. He turns to me and says:

"You look so beautiful in the dark"

[Guy Fawkes]

???????

[ArmyHands]

???????

what is that ??? looks cool

[Luv2play]

they were years and years ago

In fact you can still get 2X4’s which are as advertised. The Amish people still hand cut them that way in Upper New York State and I have a potting shed made with them. They match the lumber in my house built in 1866.

[Guy Fawkes]

https://www.amazon.com/AGM-Vision-Goggles-Adjustable-Flip-Out/dp/B018VLOG5Y

 

what is that ??? looks cool

[+ WilliamM]

Happy to read a quote from Truereview

[Bonddude007]

Laying in the bed with my client at night in a pitch black room. He turns to me and says:

"You look so beautiful in the dark"

My sense of humor is dying for me to say this to you someday when we meet up

[Guy Fawkes]

It's the Halo!

 

Laying in the bed with my client at night in a pitch black room. He turns to me and says:

"You look so beautiful in the dark"

[+ kontor1]

My sense of humor is dying for me to say this to you someday when we meet up

I am sure you can get even MORE CREATIVE if you want to be ?

[orville]

Once, while resting for some minutes after he came, I asked him: "Can you cum again?"

I cannot describe the expression on his face. Like saying "Darn..."

Edited September 3, 2020 by orville

[Bonddude007]

I am sure you can get even MORE CREATIVE if you want to be ?

 

I might try and high five you in the dark, how is your night vision?

[+ kontor1]

I might try and high five you in the dark, how is your night vision?

Cat-like! ?

[Bonddude007]

Cat-like! ?

I am allergic to cats but I'l take epi pen for you. Pussy makes me cry, go figure

[+ kontor1]

I am allergic to cats but I'l take epi pen for you. Pussy makes me cry, go figure

"Hard to top that"

[marylander1940]

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I'm bumping this and its sister thread in the Lounge looking forward to more contributions.