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Noticed the Johann in Minneapolis had a new pix posted today. Couldn't resist looking at it since he's been on my hire list for quite some time. (Why is it that my business trips never include Minneapolis?)

 

Anyway, I went lurking around his site and found a section entitled "Escort Etiquette". It's a wonderful list of things we should all remember when either hiring our favorite guy or trying someone new.

 

Well worth reading:

 

http://www.hotspeedos.com/escort_etiquette.htm

 

Thanks to Johann for providing some great suggestions! ;-)

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Noticed the Johann in Minneapolis had a new pix posted today. Couldn't resist looking at it since he's been on my hire list for quite some time. (Why is it that my business trips never include Minneapolis?)

 

Anyway, I went lurking around his site and found a section entitled "Escort Etiquette". It's a wonderful list of things we should all remember when either hiring our favorite guy or trying someone new.

 

Well worth reading:

 

http://www.hotspeedos.com/escort_etiquette.htm

 

Thanks to Johann for providing some great suggestions! ;-)

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People who have been around here for a while may remember that Johann and I have tangled here before more than once. I have no desire to start a flame war, but Johann frankly gets under my skin because he is so many faces and personalities depending on the venue he's in. He's Johann the Swede/Czech U of MN swimming phenom who's escorting prowess is unparalleled (granted, his reviewers seem to agree), and at the same time he's the very slutty-post his profile on every free hookup site in the Twin Cities-horndog who basically is available for free for anybody and everybody. Of course, his age varies accordingly. You might want to check his package for an expiration date. }( Interesting, to say the least.

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People who have been around here for a while may remember that Johann and I have tangled here before more than once. I have no desire to start a flame war, but Johann frankly gets under my skin because he is so many faces and personalities depending on the venue he's in. He's Johann the Swede/Czech U of MN swimming phenom who's escorting prowess is unparalleled (granted, his reviewers seem to agree), and at the same time he's the very slutty-post his profile on every free hookup site in the Twin Cities-horndog who basically is available for free for anybody and everybody. Of course, his age varies accordingly. You might want to check his package for an expiration date. }( Interesting, to say the least.

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He also says the client should make the first contact. Personally I would rather an escort be the first. I know one escort in particular who would like to "feel the goods" when I used to walk through his apartment door, and that set the tone of things for me. When I hire an escort I expect to hire someone with more sexual experience than myself, and knows how to have a great time without me doing the leading.

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He also says the client should make the first contact. Personally I would rather an escort be the first. I know one escort in particular who would like to "feel the goods" when I used to walk through his apartment door, and that set the tone of things for me. When I hire an escort I expect to hire someone with more sexual experience than myself, and knows how to have a great time without me doing the leading.

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From what I read, he sounds like an obnoxious twit. All those rules! I just wanna have some fun, dude. If you're going ot be an escort, you just have to take the risk that every once in a while you will meet someone you don't like, or, a cop. Just stay away from the airport and you will do fine!

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From what I read, he sounds like an obnoxious twit. All those rules! I just wanna have some fun, dude. If you're going ot be an escort, you just have to take the risk that every once in a while you will meet someone you don't like, or, a cop. Just stay away from the airport and you will do fine!

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>From what I read, he sounds like an obnoxious twit.

 

Not only does he sound like an obnoxious twit - how about adding fucking lunatic!

 

I especially like his rule # 7: "Have your ID available for the escort to inspect"

 

I'll pass, thank you very much.

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>From what I read, he sounds like an obnoxious twit. All those

>rules! I just wanna have some fun, dude. If you're going ot be

>an escort, you just have to take the risk that every once in a

>while you will meet someone you don't like, or, a cop. Just

>stay away from the airport and you will do fine!

 

 

I agree he's an obnoxious twit who's older than he claims. Rule 5 says to pay up front. Like hell. Every wise client knows services are paid for after they are rendered. Any time I find one of these lists on an escort's site I drop any thought of hiring the guy. Lists like these usually spell trouble in my book.

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But the rules do bring to mind a NY masseur I once saw. He said that if you so much as mentioned sex in the phone call, all was to be terminated. So I didn't mention it...yet, when I got there, I got one of the sexiest massages ever. He even fucked me! Good thing I kept my mouth shut!

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"Aaahhhhh,yah, International Johann...I saw him ten years ago when he was probably 24 or 25."

Wow I didn't know he was that old. He has been using the same pictures ever since I started looking for escorts, and that goes back probably five or six years.

Maybe someone should give him an etiguette list written by clients for escorts...:-)

Rule number one....use current pictures...:-)

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Adam - The one time that I got arrested, one of the problems that almost happened was because of what I was carrying with me. I had to answer several questions I wouldn't have had to as the police thought that all poppers, not just the kind I didn't have with me, were illegal.

And, of course, the happy, little, strictly therapeutic massage school I attended (which has since closed) made the point that a masseur should never have lube (other than massage oil) or condoms in his work room. They knew what our friendly lads in blue would assume from that! LOL

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Nice to see we agree on somethin, Kip! :D Must not be political, eh? }(

 

But, yeah, methinks there is ample evidence that Johann has been around the block more than a few times. :7

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Interesting list.

 

I agree with the board...NEVER pay in advance.

Won't do it at a restaurant if I was eating out

with someone or if I'm eating someone out.

 

Also, I know of someone who was just scammed and

WILL NOT send the nicest person I have not yet met

a prepaid gas card or anything of value, except for

booking an airline ticket.

I give them an envelope after... I have ran overtime

and had to take the escort to a drive-thru ATM for $$$.

Also have taken 2-day traveling escort to my bank!

 

Also, I never tip. If someone wants to wash my car

after, then fine, they will get a tip. However..I do

give small gifts when meeting certain people who are

special and also for travelling escorts who fly in. I do

cover meals unless the escort asks to pay for himself.

Yes, this has happened!

 

Also, I try to keep track of time, but honestly, hard to

keep an eye on my watch when everything's a'shakin...

Better for the escort to have some idea of the time.

 

And finally.. ID? Check my ID? WTF?

 

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The list is a bit idealized from the viewpoint of one escort. Many escorts for instance ask on the phone what the client is into, and of course, the mention the fee. No escorts has ever asked for ID and I would be very suspicious if he did. What good does it do the escort? It will tell him the client is over 18 but that will usually be obvious, and the drivers license will not tell him the client is a cop. Many escorts make the first move, and all will eventually. Most do not seem to expect a tip, and $10 would seem too small if there is to be a tip. On todays market it would be less than 10%. As a general rule you are not expected to tip service people who are independent and not employees. He sets his own fee and presumabley it is enough.

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At now $250 and UP. I doubt any Rational thinking Guy, who use's his "Big Head" in the "Working Guy" situation will be Tipping much anymore. Of course I'm going Strictly by Vanilla Activitie's.

 

Those who "Specialize" with Client's I'm assuming also Charge Accordingly! Taking the Extra's in account.

 

As far as "JT" is concerned..It's Tip ALWAY'S Included! LOL

:-)

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>I agree with the board...NEVER pay in advance. Won't do it at a restaurant if I was eating out with someone or if I'm eating someone out.

 

While I found Johann's list very interesting and thought-provoking, I'm in total agreement that paying in advance is something that will never happen with me. I usually leave my "contribution" in a very visible place so the escort knows I'm not going to stiff them. But, I've never had anyone try pick it up in advance.

 

>Also, I never tip.

 

Until recently I would always gave a tip. But, as another poster mentioned, prices have risen to the point that it seems the tip is now included in the hourly rate. My salary certainly has not risen at the same rate as some escort prices. There are several guys I'd really like to hire but they're outta my price range and I'm not about to beg for a senior citizen discount. :+

 

>Also, I try to keep track of time, but honestly, hard to keep an eye on my watch when everything's a'shakin... Better for the escort to have some idea of the time.

 

This is where I kinda disagree. I always set an alarm on my watch or PDA for 30 minutes past the negotiated time. This allows for the escort to be a few minutes late or for me to get too "involved". But, it clearly helps me remember that my time has expired and I need to either end the session or offer additional money for more time.

 

I just don't think it's right to put all the responsibility on the escort. I'm sure they're concerned about being reviewed and labeled as a "clock watcher". I view time management as the client responsibility.

 

>And finally.. ID? Check my ID? WTF?

 

Got to agree that this would make me a little uncomfortable and I'd probably end the session immediately. Now, I don't have a problem providing my "real" name - especially in a hotel situation where that info may be essential for the escort to get past hotel security. But, an ID check is a little extreme.

 

Still I appreciated reading Johann's suggestions and it's given me food for thought. Makes for an interesting discussion. ;-)

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>I just don't think it's right to put all the responsibility on the escort.

 

This is right on so many levels, and it doesn't have anything to do with time management.

 

If you intend not to use more than the hour, you'd better keep track of time. There was an interesting thread a few years ago where an escort said he put on a specific CD and when it was ending he knew his hour was up. (I had a mental image of Ravel's Bolero, but I'm sure that wasn't what was used.)

 

As a client, you must assume responsibility for your own sexual health and happiness. Nobody will do it for you!

 

If time is an issue, you must make sure you've handled that part. If you intend to have safer sex and show up unarmed, you deserve whatever you get.

 

Arrive prepared and ready, and communicate openly, and things will go well.

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