Quickie rate

[Milo Farnsworth]

I ask this mainly because I've been horny as he'll all week and no amount of porn and personal time is doing the trick. Escorts ever thought of offering a quickie rate for times like this? I just want to suck you off or until I cum. In and out 30 mins tops.

[hypothetically]

I've been horny as he'll all week and no amount of porn and personal time is doing the trick. Escorts ever thought of offering a quickie rate for times like this? I just want to suck you off or until I cum. In and out 30 mins tops.

 

Absolutely not. You cumming quickly or your porn not working for you has zero to do with an escorts hourly. Those two things don’t correlate, nor are valid reasons for someone to run you a special.

 

Speaking personally, I don’t run “drive thru” nor lunch specials. I charge by the hour, not half hour. Whether you want me fifty five minutes and fifty nine seconds or fifteen, you will be paying my hourly. Whether you cum in thirty minutes or thirty seconds, you will be paying my hourly.

[Milo Farnsworth]

Meant no disrespect. No harm in asking.

[hypothetically]

Meant no disrespect. No harm in asking.

 

Of course not. I know you didn’t.

[MrMattBig]

Most, if they are busy and maintain good business and get consistent inquires, would probably not entertain this idea. It depends on their business model however, so you never know.

Quickies are definitely a business model with some female escorts. Some would even just text their rate and their hotel address and told you to call when you're there, at least in the Craigslist and Backpage era.

One might think, hey it's still money going into the escorts pocket when it wouldn't be there anyways.

But, would an escort possibly be telling a client that they are unavailable for a full rate appointment or longer because they now took the quickie appointment? Absolutely possible.

Your best bet for a quickie rate and situation would probably be Grindr, or at the very least if you approach an escort with this, ask when they are not busy so you don't interfer with other appointments.

Edited July 11, 2019 by MrMattBig

[Milo Farnsworth]

Most, if they are busy and maintain good business and get consistent inquires, would probably not entertain this idea. It depends on their business model however, so you never know.

Quickies are definitely a business model with female escorts. Some would even just text their rate and their hotel address and told you to call when you're there, at least in the Craigslist and Backpage era.

One might think, hey it's still money going into the escorts pocket when it wouldn't be there anyways.

But, would an escort possibly be telling a client that they are unavailable for a full rate appointment or longer because they now took the quickie appointment? Absolutely possible.

Your best bet for a quickie rate and situation would probably be Grindr, or at the very least if you approach an escort with this, ask when they are not busy so you don't interfer with other appointments.

Thanks Matt.

[MiamiLooker]

Absolutely not.

Do you speak for all escorts?

[MiamiLooker]

I ask this mainly because I've been horny as he'll all week and no amount of porn and personal time is doing the trick. Escorts ever thought of offering a quickie rate for times like this? I just want to suck you off or until I cum. In and out 30 mins tops.

Do you really think you're going to get an unbiased reply to that question on this forum? You should ask the particular escort you're interested in. You won't know until you ask.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Do you speak for all escorts?

 

He does, actually.

 

At the last union meeting, we voted him in as our international spokesman.

[Milo Farnsworth]

Thank you all for your input. Clearly, this was not thought out before posting. That's what I get for listening to my dick. Again, no offense meant, didn't mean to cause controversy.

[Milo Farnsworth]

If I could delete this thread I would.

Edited July 11, 2019 by Milo Farnsworth

[+ nycman]

He does, actually.

 

At the last union meeting, we voted him in as our international spokesman.

May I politely suggest a recall ballot?

[+ nycman]

If I could delete this thread I would.

 

Don’t worry about it dude.

 

You asked an honest and legitimate question. If someone else

decides to get their panties in a twist over it, that’s their problem.

 

I doubt you’ll find any takers but then again there are as many

escort “business models” out there as there are escorts. It never

hurts to ask. In my experience, anyone who gets butthurt with

their customer’s questions, won’t have customers for long.

Edited July 11, 2019 by nycman

[Milo Farnsworth]

Thanks Nycman.

[hypothetically]

Do you speak for all escorts?

 

You like discounts too, huh?

[hypothetically]

If I could delete this thread I would.

 

It’s not that serious. Do not let fellow forum members instigating, stirring the pot and fueling a nonexistent flame make you think there is any “controversy.” As stated above, I was “speaking personally.” Don’t let it discourage you from asking any questions in the future. But also don’t spook at a stern answer.

Edited July 12, 2019 by hypothetically

[+ tassojunior]

ahhhh...I remember the drive-thru at the westside McDonald's in Baltimore from years ago. Big Mac and a Whopper for $32. (plus tax). The long line just happened to be perfect for some quick oral from one of the many plyers-of-the-trade around.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

May I politely suggest a recall ballot?

 

[+ OliverSaks]

People who finish pathologically quickly have asked for a half hour rate and if my schedule allows and I want a little extra break before another client upcoming, I’ve said okay.

[+ keroscenefire]

VillaGiani in London does offer a 1/2 hour and 45 minute rate. I was going to check it out on my recent visit there, but ended up getting a hot Scruff hook up instead. But their web site shows it: http://villagiani.uk/rate/

[Mikegaite]

A half hour appointment is fully consistent with the Mike Gaite brand. I’ve had plenty of half-hour appointments, so I don’t actually see why this is a silly question. Sometimes, I only have a half-hour time window to entertain company, so I only take 30 minute appointments. It’s fine if other sophisticated providers want to build 90 or 120 minute minimums into their appointment structures. That’s not my modus operandi.

 

In fact, I’ve done appointments shorter than 30 minutes. I’ve had a queue of clients lining up for five or ten minute sessions without feeling sleazy about it. Of course such things have happened in the back rooms when I’ve danced/appeared in bars or done private parties. I understand the limitations of those short experiences, but I’ll do them occasionally for variety. I enjoy the multiweek trips and the five minute appointments and everything in between. The person I’m with matters a lot more to me than the appointment duration.

[Mocha]

I ask this mainly because I've been horny as he'll all week and no amount of porn and personal time is doing the trick. Escorts ever thought of offering a quickie rate for times like this? I just want to suck you off or until I cum. In and out 30 mins tops.

 

I actually don’t mind...

 

I’ve offered 120 suck off sessions before to guys who really aren’t into getting full serviced, and simply just want to come by and suck a dick for a few minutes. I don’t really feel it warrants my full 250 session. A couple of them ended up becoming long time regulars, coming about once every 2-4 weeks.

 

I really wish rates here were more European modeled like @keroscenefire stated. Over there, they do 15 and 30 minute sessions. I do it because it helps people get in the door, versus committing to a larger session.

 

I have a regular client who started out wanting just a 150 massage, but after a couple of meets, he was offering me 1,000. So I don’t mind doing it...but I prefer to agree to it, versus being “talked” into it. Like the guy I mentioned who said he’d give me 60 to suck me off. I probably would have did it considering I was bored and horny and there was nobody booking over 4th of July Thursday, except he bullshitted me for 2 days...and at that point I was beyond annoyed.

[+ newatthis]

I ask this mainly because I've been horny as he'll all week and no amount of porn and personal time is doing the trick. Escorts ever thought of offering a quickie rate for times like this? I just want to suck you off or until I cum. In and out 30 mins tops.

FWIW, I see many ads from masseurs offering a 30-minute rate.

[+ FrankR]

Every pot has a lid. Or as my grandma used to say: if you go looking for trouble, you will surely find it! ?

[Milo Farnsworth]

A half hour appointment is fully consistent with the Mike Gaite brand. I’ve had plenty of half-hour appointments, so I don’t actually see why this is a silly question. Sometimes, I only have a half-hour time window to entertain company, so I only take 30 minute appointments. It’s fine if other sophisticated providers want to build 90 or 120 minute minimums into their appointment structures. That’s not my modus operandi.

 

In fact, I’ve done appointments shorter than 30 minutes. I’ve had a queue of clients lining up for five or ten minute sessions without feeling sleazy about it. Of course such things have happened in the back rooms when I’ve danced/appeared in bars or done private parties. I understand the limitations of those short experiences, but I’ll do them occasionally for variety. I enjoy the multiweek trips and the five minute appointments and everything in between. The person I’m with matters a lot more to me than the appointment duration.

Too bad you're in San Jose, Mike. I could have used you the other day, no pun intended.