Anna Nicole

[+ Lucky]

RE: Rockie in Diapers?

 

One thing we can be sure of...Rock Hard doesn't wear diapers. Is there anyone here that he hasn't yet shit on?

[AdamSmith]

RE: Rockie in Diapers?

 

>One thing we can be sure of...Rock Hard doesn't wear diapers.

 

I've restocked my Depends, if anyone needs some...

 

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[RockHard]

RE: I hear pigs make great pets.

 

"Is there anyone here that he hasn't yet shit on?"

 

What an ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING gutter-characterization of my commentary on this board. But, when you consider the source...

[+ Lucky]

RE: I hear pigs make great pets.

 

You are so easy!

 

http://www.brushtail.com.au/assets/july_05_on/nick_1205.jpg:)

[JT Brooklyn]

RE: Rockie in Diapers?

 

LOL Maybe ME? But I'm not sure of that?

 

But I don't take most things as Seriously as Some, especially around here! LOL :P

[RockHard]

RE: Anna Nicole mystery.

 

"Perhaps I am too suspicious, but there seems to be an underlying plan here."

 

I, too, think there's more to this story than meets the eye. If Hollywood (or jeddinger) wrote this one, I doubt anyone would believe it, especially deej.

 

Anna Nicole did not have a great reputation and the tales of her obstinance go way back to her 1992 days with Elite Model Management. That doesn't mean she deserved to die but there was always more than one person in her life who wished her dead. I'm sure there are numerous people who had motive.

[BgMstr4u]

RE: Anna Nicole mystery.

 

The Plot Thickens...

 

New York Daily News - http://www.nydailynews.com

Old man and the seed?

BY MICHELLE CARUSO and CORKY SIEMASZKO

DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

Friday, February 9th, 2007

 

Anna Nicole Smith's death became even more bizarre than her life yesterday as a series of bombshell revelations uncovered an ever-growing web of sexual intrigue - including the startling claim that her late billionaire husband may be the father of her infant daughter.

The stunning disclosure comes in a no-holds-barred manuscript written by her half-sister Donna Hogan obtained exclusively by the Daily News.

 

Hogan alleges that her sister froze the sperm of 90-year-old J. Howard Marshall years ago, and believes she may have used it to become pregnant.

 

The revelation topped even the unseemly paternity suit that raged in a Los Angeles court less than 24 hours after Smith's death.

 

The former Playmate's live-in companion and her former boyfriend Larry Birkhead both claim they are the father of baby Dannielynn - the little girl who could inherit up to half of Marshall's $1.6 billion fortune.

 

They weren't the only ones laying claim to Dannielynn yesterday.

 

Smith's mother, Vergie Arthur, flew to the Bahamas yesterday to see her grandchild for the first time. The infant had been left with friends in the Bahamas.

 

And amid all the legal maneuvering, Zsa Zsa Gabor's wacky husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, made the bizarre claim that he fathered Smith's daughter. A publicist for Gabor, 90, said von Anhalt was full of it.

 

But even the battle to be named the father of Dannielynn was overshadowed by the claims in Donna Hogan's unpublished manuscript.

 

In the aptly named "Train Wreck" - written with author Stacy Brown - Hogan says: "I wouldn't be shocked at all if it's J. Howard's. She saved his sperm after all and that maybe [sic] her trump card in her fight to get the old man's estate."

 

Depicting her half-sister as ever calculating, Hogan wrote that Smith was "seeing into the future. ... She takes Howard in to have his sperm tested. When the results show that he is still fertile, she has a quantity of his sperm frozen."

 

Hogan wrote that when her half-sister announced to the world she was pregnant, she declined to name the father.

 

"To her family, she hinted that she had used the old man's frozen sperm, and would be giving birth to Howard Marshall's child," the manuscript claims.

 

Later in the book while discussing the paternity fight, Hogan unleashed one of her many scathing descriptions of her half-sister.

 

"That's my sister for you. That b---h probably doesn't even know who the father is. Soon she'll probably say it's J. Howard's," Hogan wrote.

 

Hogan could not be reached for comment yesterday, but in an interview with "Inside Edition" she said, "I don't want people to talk about the crazy stuff. ... I want them to remember her for being full of life."

 

Nevertheless, Hogan describes a campaign by Smith to marry the aging oil baron and then the cold hearted way she treated her "Paw Paw" after the ring was on her finger.

 

Hogan, who uses Smith's given name Vickie in the manuscript, wrote that her sister met "Old Man Howard" at a Houston strip club called Gigi's, where Smith worked as a stripper and the wheelchair-bound geriatric was a regular.

 

"For several weeks, she played hard to get, before agreeing to grant him special favors outside the club," she wrote.

 

Smith married Marshall in 1994 when she was 26 and he was 89 - over the objections of the oil man's son, E. Pierce Marshall.

 

After the wedding, however, she treated her husband like a dog.

 

"She refused to allow him to lie next to her, stating that he would urinate in bed," Hogan he wrote.

 

Smith tore through Marshall's finances accumulating jewelry, houses, luxury cars while cheating on him "with household servants, girlfriends and married men."

 

She would leave him for weeks at a time, refuse to return his many phone calls, and when she did spend time with him, Smith was often oblivious to his frailties.

 

Once, Smith dragged Marshall out to dinner even though he was ill and "left J. Howard in his wheelchair in the rain."

 

But when Marshall finally had enough, Smith scampered back "to ensure her place as heiress to his fortune."

 

"Do you miss your rosebuds?" Smith said at one encounter with breasts bared and a tape recorder running, Hogan wrote.

 

"Train Wreck" states that Marshall "clearly loved Vickie," and that he called her almost daily, calls she generally ignored. She didn't even visit the old man for the last month of his life.

 

At the end, Marshall had had enough.

 

"On the night before he died, J. Howard refused Vickie's phone call. He died tired of Vickie," Hogan wrote.

 

Marshall's death in 1995 set off a court battle for his $1.6 billion estate that continues to this day.

 

The bitter legal war with Marshall's son lasted a decade, but it immediately became a fierce fight over every little detail of Marshall's life - even his remains.

 

The son and widow went to court over who got possession of Marshall's ashes and they decided to split the ashes - what Hogan calls a "half-ash settlement."

[Lookin]

RE: Anna Nicole mystery.

 

Frozen 90-year-old sperm: priceless. :o

[Lookin]

RE: Anna Nicole mystery.

 

Note to self: Don't freeze sperm. Don't date anybody with tits.

[AdamSmith]

RE: Anna Nicole mystery.

 

Footnote to self: Keep net worth a secret.

[Louis]

RE: Anna Nicole mystery.

 

must be Hulk Hogan's sister....:-)

[+ Charlie]

RE: Charlie says your life is a farce.

 

Actually, Rock Hard, I was making a literary comment about a life seen purely as a drama, played out for public entertainment. I have no idea what the reality of Anna Nicole's private character may have been, nor did I comment on that. There was nothing about the public life that would qualify the death as "tragic," in any traditional meaning of that term.

[RockHard]

RE: Charlie says...

 

"played out for public entertainment"

 

In show business, consumers rarely know what is sincere truth or what is "played out for public entertainment." The lines get crossed all the time by almost everyone. Tis the nature of the beast. You're entitled to have your favorite players.

 

"There was nothing about the public life that would qualify the death as "tragic""

 

I disagree.

 

Most deaths at the age of 39 qualify as tragic, as far as I'm concerned. It's a life half-lived, half-realized. And no matter how you dissect and decipher your comments, Charlie, suggesting that someone's life is a farce, especially when you don't them, is mean-spirited. Forgive me for expecting better of you.

 

For someone who never acquired more than eight years of education and lived a low-income life, one could argue that Anna Nicole's 1992 cover of Playboy was a golden opportunity few get to experience in life. Winning 1993 Playmate of the Year, could be considered much more than just a dream come true.

 

Replacing Supermodel Claudia Schiffer as the Guess Jeans "it" girl, at age 26, brought more wealth than most people see in a lifetime. The ads will remain great pop-art for a long time to come.

 

These successes, against all odds and without regard for every sordid detail that follows, including two children, easily define Anna Nicole Smith's death at 39 TRAGIC.

 

You don't have to like her or appreciate her to be saddened and moved by the losses, although, maybe a heart and soul are required.

[+ Lucky]

RE: Charlie says...

 

Who would have thought the day would come when I agreed with Rock Hard over Charlie? Maybe I am the one who should be buying the lottery ticket today.

 

Rock Hard...if he didn't exist we'd have to invent him!

[AdamSmith]

RE: Charlie says...

 

>Most deaths at the age of 39 qualify as tragic, as far as I'm

>concerned. It's a life half-lived, half-realized.

 

RockHard, when you're right, you're right. To be hard-hearted about her life and death just feels inexplicably mean.

 

>These successes, against all odds and without regard for every

>sordid detail that follows, including two children, easily

>define Anna Nicole Smith's death at 39 TRAGIC.

 

Exactly so. Of course she was a creation of contemporary media culture, as has been discussed ad nauseum. So what? No less accomplished a public figure than Senator Sam Ervin said he wanted his epitaph to be no more than: "He did the best he could with what he had." Certainly Anna Nicole achieved that much, and then some.

[Guest O solo mio]

RE: Charlie says...

 

It is a great tragedy. I was so very happy for Anna Nicole when she lost all the weight as I am familiar with that struggle myself. She seemed like she was on the road to bigger and brighter things but alas, that light has been dimmed. I will always remember her happy and glowing and saying "Trim Spa, baby!" May she rest in peace.

[+ Charlie]

RE: Charlie says...

 

A tragedy was traditionally a serious play involving the downfall of a great or potentially great character, usually through some personal flaw. Admittedly, the word has been considerably devalued in contemporary English, so that it seems to be used for the death of almost anyone, even dogs. Although Anna Nicole Smith's public life appeared to be a farce ("an absurd situation in which everything goes wrong or becomes a sham"), I would certainly agree that her death was a sad ending, for her and her loved ones, but I can't buy the notion that she was a great figure just because she managed to get a lot of publicity for her actions. I have not heard that she has done anything noteworthy for anyone other than herself. Lots of people achieve as much or more than she did, without playing it for constant attention. And I don't know why I am expected to grieve for her as though I were personally involved with her or her family.

[Luv2play]

RE: Charlie says...

 

She certainly f**ked around a lot. Now the guy who owns the house she lived in in the Bahamas is claiming a relationship (and his house back). Was there anyone she met she didn't f**k?

[Louis]

RE: Charlie says...

 

Maybe a lot of people are going to say they have had affairs with her now that she's dead because she can't deny it now. So it would be interesting to know just what percentage is fact and what percentage is fiction.

[seaboy4hire]

RE: Charlie says...

 

I have not heard that

>she has done anything noteworthy for anyone other than

>herself. Lots of people achieve as much or more than she did,

>without playing it for constant attention.

 

I don't have any knowledge of her money situation but there are a lot of folk out there that prefer to give without being named. Who's to say that maybe she felt that it is better to just give for the sake of helping others without being named?

 

Hugs,

Greg

 

 

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[+ Lucky]

RE: Book Deal...

 

Yesterday a man representing himself as Rock Hard's official biographer called both Adam Smith and me. Apparently, having two people agree with him in one day has been something of a milestone for Rock Hard. Now Adam and I are likely to appear in this book. I agreed, on condition that my many points of disagreement with Rock Hard would be pointed out. Adam Smith, however, says being in yet another 900 page book won't matter much to him!

[+ Charlie]

RE: Charlie says...

 

Of course, she may have done all sorts of admirable things, from making behind the scenes efforts to save orphans in Darfur to anonymously contributing to breast cancer research, but I can only comment on what she is publicly known to have done, and that is all I have commented on.

[AdamSmith]

RE: Book Deal...

 

>I agreed, on condition that my many points of

>disagreement with Rock Hard would be pointed out. Adam Smith,

>however, says being in yet another 900 page book won't matter

>much to him!

 

I don't think those disagreements will squeeze into a piddling 900 pages. :+

 

For my part, being in a book is a lot less trouble than writing one! Of course the rewards are commensurate. But then my copyright ran out 200 years ago - so much for The Wealth of Nations.

[+ Lucky]

Yeah, I am sick of it too, but now there is some rather gay-looking bodyguard on tv claiming HE is the father. Now I wouldn't be surprised if son Daniel was the father. Did she have sex with eveybody she met?

[+ purplekow]

Most gay men are not in the position to throw stones at someone for having multiple sex partners. My guess is that some of the men claiming this are doing it for publicity and their 15 minutes of fame

whether they actually did the deed or not.

As for this being tragic, it is my understanding that a tragic figure has a fatal flaw that they cannot transcend and which ultimately brings about their undoing. A tragic figure need not have been otherwise heroic. However, it seems irony is one of the key ingredients in this story. Not the irony of "rain on your wedding day", which is unfortunate not ironic unless you are a rainmaker, but rather the irony of someone who is so desirous of the public eye that she filmed her life for public consumption, dying as a result of not wanting medical help because it would only add to the media frenzy.

At least, that is reported to be a contributing factor as to why this woman with a fever to 105 would not see a doctor. One wonders though, why a local doctor doing housecalls wasn't called into see her. These services are widely available in most large cities.