How to Identify a Homosexual, According to a 1980 CIA Memo

[+ HornyRetiree]

LOL.......

 

https://hornet.com/stories/cia-gay-identify-homosexual/?fbclid=IwAR0oPNV-Uvf6Gr3FulFPfkoUxnpvrSn4Ee84rg4zO1_Faq5SYQ0_xuPeZR0

[+ Travis69]

They don't mention underwear!! My sister thought straight men wore boxers and gay men wore bikini briefs. That was the way to tell them apart.

[+ FrankR]

Your tax dollars at work...

[+ Charlie]

I guess they didn't know the hanky code.

[Beancounter]

I read the article (hilarious by the way) and the comments that followed the article. In one of the comments a guy commented “between 40 and death” when asked the age of the wine. Supposedly this is code for gay. Take my gay card away from me....I don’t get the connection. Help!

[Gadfly22]

#10 - They received a toaster oven compliments of Ellen Degeneres!

[Kenny]

Busted!

[+ Travis69]

What I find interesting is the amount of divorced men who still wear their wedding rings after coming out as gay. Is this to confuse the CIA?????? Maybe it's just because gay men are supposed to like wearing jewelry.

[+ WilliamM]

"between forty and death" is from the novel "Auntie Mame," and probably the two film versions.

[Samfoslom]

isn't it easier just to look for the guy with a dick in his mouth?:D

[+ FreshFluff]

“Jack from that North?” Apparently, someone was having fun with the CIA.

[Beancounter]

"between forty and death" is from the novel "Auntie Mame," and probably the two film versions.

Thanks! I feel gay again.

[+ pepa_e_mango]

isn't it easier just to look for the guy with a dick in his mouth?:D

Hey! Just because I like to suck dick that don't make me gay!

[TruthBTold]

Hey! Just because I like to suck dick that don't make me gay!

 

Yeah? Prove it to me.

[+ pepa_e_mango]

Yeah? Prove it to me.

"my friend," he's not only gay but also lactose intolerant; we call him the non-dairy queen.

[Walker1]

How many CIA analysts did it take to come up with this stupid report. No wonder we have so many terrorist attacks against us-these dumb agencies collect so much information, present powerpoint slides and talk gibberish and do nothing-wait am I talking about my place of work?!

 

It makes us "homosexuals" feel like another species or an alien!

[+ nycman]

“The homosexual is a complex, intelligent, interesting and mixed-up individual.”

 

No shit Sherlock! At least they got one right!

[+ Keith30309]

Is this more than a manifestation of general socialital attitudes a generation ago ?

[BigK]

I expected hilarious but it was really just stupid. 39 years makes a big difference.

[Becket]

Wow. I'm not gay. Whodathunkit?