Justin Timberlake's C*ck in a Box

[EXPAT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkKyn1tHpqs

 

This is from Saturday Night Live last night. Absolutely hysterical.

[EXPAT]

THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006

 

 

 

SMART ASS ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

"What are my choices?" John asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.

 

SMART ASS ANSWER #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

 

SMART ASS ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

 

SMART ASS ANSWER #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

 

SMART ASS ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that

reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.

Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

 

 

 

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

[+ Lucky]

EXPAT, your jokes made me laugh more than the video did, but that Andy Samberg sure is cute!

[EXPAT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

 

This is the uncensored version.

[EXPAT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KS865kF3vo

 

More great Justin from SNL

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Is Justin Timberlake's Cock-in-a-Box anything like 'Prince Albert in a Can?'

 

 

BN

[Guest ReturnOfS]

Darn, I was hoping to see his cock :+

[Rick Munroe]

By the way, it's "dick" in a box, not "cock!" I sent the uncensored version to my parents and they thought it was hilarious. I think I know what my mother is getting for the final night of Chanukah now. :o

[Guest Raffy]

Under the heading of "more than you wanted to know," here's the Times take on it:

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/21/arts/television/21sket.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

[+ purplekow]

The Times article is correct in its last paragraph. The censored and the uncensored versions are equally funny.

On a separate note, I think it would have been funnier as cock in a box, rather than dick in box cause the word cock seems funnier than the word dick and when I listened to the censored version, in my head the beep was cock not dick.

[EXPAT]

This has now topped 7.5 million views (the uncensored version) on YouTube which makes it the 13th most watch video ever now.

[Damascene]

I agree cock is better. To me the "ok" of cock works better with "oks" of box than the "ik" of dick.

 

Damascene

[Rick Munroe]

Comedy is all about twists and surprises. You were expecting "cock," therefore "dick" is the funnier word. :+

[+ purplekow]

>Comedy is all about twists and surprises. You were expecting

>"cock," therefore "dick" is the funnier word. :+

 

 

Is that comedy you are talking about or a night with you and Derek being all about twists and surprises?

[+ Tygerscent]

RE: Other days of Chunukah

 

adding the "c" for pronouciation effect and most likely still speeling it wrong anyway~ My point of curiocoty is what she got the the other days? Also curious about what she gave? Tits in a box and box in box? LOL! How do you wrap that? It's all about the presentation right?

[+ Tygerscent]

I like "Mr.Peebody myself"~ Not sure what that is all about... Waaaaait a minute... let me think about that... Hmmm Being in the porn industry I guess it makes sense to me to present a Flick in the box~

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[Bilbo]

Cock also has two K sounds, which, as The Sunshine Boys told us, is always a funnier sound, eh?

[EXPAT]

Wow over 9 million views now.

[EXPAT]

Apparently this is getting so much buzz that they are going to ask Justin back again during a break in his tour to host again.

[EXPAT]

Box in a Box

 

 

This is a great response to Justin Timberlake's "dick in a box" from the female point of view.