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The cucumbers are meant to evoke feelings of a raging hard on which will be handled very nicely during yur massage with Michael.  I can vouch for Michael.  He worked at a neighborhood spa in Brooklyn and he took good care of me during the pandemic.  I haven't seen him at this location on East 75th Street as yet but intend to get there.  It sounds like a private apt.

Not following 
 
the deceptive reviews are troubling 

Let's be real.  Does anyone actually get a massage at these places?

Hopefully they are not Jokers 

Hopefully they are not Jokers 

Let's be real.  Does anyone actually get a massage at these places?

Let's be real.  Does anyone actually get a massage at these places?

Hopefully they are not Jokers 

Oh I thought it was with the masseur 

Oh I thought it was with the masseur 

Oh I thought it was with the masseur 

Oh I thought it was with the masseur 

One of the worst masseurs ever.  Something is fishy here as Philip is a waste 

One of the worst masseurs ever.  Something is fishy here as Philip is a waste 

I have 1 or 2 trusted massage providers for actual massage. They don't spend a ton of time on my inner thighs. They are licensed professionals and don't provide a massage for arousal purposes.  
if I want a different type of massage there are plenty of other places.
 
 
 

A professional spa does not have masseurs who spend a ton of time on the inner thigh and focus on one area (without the client ever asking)
thAt is as sketchy and unprofessional  as it gets 

A professional spa does not have masseurs who spend a ton of time on the inner thigh and focus on one area (without the client ever asking)
thAt is as sketchy and unprofessional  as it gets 

The places that involve little to no massage are open 24 hours.

The places that involve little to no massage are open 24 hours.

A professional spa does not have masseurs who spend a ton of time on the inner thigh and focus on one area (without the client ever asking)
thAt is as sketchy and unprofessional  as it gets 

I have 1 or 2 trusted massage providers for actual massage. They don't spend a ton of time on my inner thighs. They are licensed professionals and don't provide a massage for arousal purposes.  
if I want a different type of massage there are plenty of other places.
 
 
 

I have 1 or 2 trusted massage providers for actual massage. They don't spend a ton of time on my inner thighs. They are licensed professionals and don't provide a massage for arousal purposes.  
if I want a different type of massage there are plenty of other places.
 
 
 

I think the real clown has outed himself in this thread. A really triggered clown, too. I pity the next massage provider you hire. 🙄

I would never go. Ivan seems like a clown despite his backers here

I would never go. Ivan seems like a clown despite his backers here