I've been invited to some chaotic places, but the worst was a drug-infested boarding house. It was sketchy to the max, but I'm pretty fearless. Arrived. Immediately knew what it was. 10-12 people living under one roof, each with a small single bedroom with common areas and bathroom. I entered just because I wanted to see how bad it was. The provider welcomed me to his room. It was messy and felt dirty, like the rest of the house. I said, "let's go to my place where we can have more privacy."
First thing I did was put him (and me) in the shower to scrub-a-dub-dub. HA! He was a hottie and we had a good time.