stevenkesslar

Happy Birthday! Thank you for all your wise advice, and for your fellowship in Palm Springs. I'd call you a wise ass, but that would suggest some sort of weird sexual innuendo. And I'm just not into whore talk. So I'll just say I hope you have a peaceful and wholesome day. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday Brian!

Sorry I missed the party yesterday. Happy birthday Funguy!

Okay. I'll be the one to say it. Can somebody please buy Lance a pair of flip flops for his birthday? And no, "flip flops" is not sexual innuendo. It is a fashion statement. Somebody has to maintain the fashion norms around here! Other than that, I'd say everything Lance is wearing looks perfect.

Let me just take a wild guess. "Communed with nature a bit" translates to "fucked like crazy on the beach." Right? Oh, whatever. It will just be your secret, I guess. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIG GUY! http://i.123g.us/c/birth_happybirthday/card/330476.gif

Happy Birthday Glennnn Thank you so much for sharing your coming out with your family with us, and reminding us how good it is to be a bad boy. Hope your next year of life includes much more love and adventure.

I'm not sure, BVB, but I'm guessing you are just being kind of sinical.

I figger ewe of all people would know that, Shuck.

Very true. I was going to refrain from commenting, other than to be uncharacteristically short and funny. But when I read the other thread for the first time, I figured I had something positive to add. Before I jumped to that other thread, I thought of what I would say that characterizes Tristan to me. There's two things I'd have pointed to (other than the obvious beauty , of course): his sense of humility, and his integrity. I decided not to say that, because it would sound like what you would expect me to say about one of my future fiances. Which might then lead people to believe I'm just making this shit up. Then I read this: Which was responded to appropriately and honestly with this: Guess which of these two comments got the most "likes"? Traveler North is right. He will no doubt win a prize. If you are interested in what the prize is, you'll have to ask him, or Tristan. Is there any surprise that in the age of Twitter, people can say completely ignorant, cutting, and exactly wrong things on social media about people they don't know? So I'll double down on Traveler North. Tragically, I am not referring to a sweaty, magical three way. I'm referring to the fact that Tristan is a deeply humble person, with a sense of integrity and warmth that is experienced as a collection of anything from small kindnesses to large sacrifices to those who connect with his heart. The kind eyes and Piscean sense of modesty are not particularly unique. (Ask Oliver some day about my deceased escort buddy Bill, whose decency Tristan always reminds me of). Fortunately, there's also no shortage of escorts who have a deep sense of integrity. (Don't tell Congress that, though. They see us as either crooks, or victims). The one point that Traveler North missed about Tristan is that he is also a warrior. Refreshingly, he will call a cunt - well, cunty. My nickname for him is GI Joe. Who knew that GI Joe was actually a deeply humble, moral human being? There are many other escorts who are pretty, kind, smart, and moral. What makes Tristan most unique to me is that he is the kind of guy I would want to have my back if I was in a really important fight. In fact, that actually happened. I have to allude to The Person Who Shall Not Be Named, who tried to tear down this website, and was an evil genius at finding ways to deceive and torment the community this website has built. Tristan didn't hesitate for a moment to lend his words, his investigatory smarts, and his zeal to ripping a new asshole to a really irritating individual. He is a team player, who helped defeat a menace - with brains, not brawn. Shit, isn't it actually kind of annoying when GI Joe whips your ass, and he doesn't even have to flex his god-like muscles to do it? My guess is that some people are just plain jealous. Since the issue is in part styles of communication, I'll tell this anecdote. One morning when I was in Las Vegas, caring for my dying brother, I awoke to a call from Tristan. Which is actually kind of up there with caffeine or sex in terms of morning pleasures, in my book. I had to go sit outside on a rock in the desert, because I didn't want to wake my brother, or have him hear words like "escort" or worse. I don't remember what Tristan actually said, but I do remember sitting on a rock waking up laughing my ass off for a long time while Tristan just unloaded on how we were going to get the lying piece of shit we both had in our sights, and stop him from doing even more harm. So, no, I don't really have a problem with how Tristan communicates. But if you do, that all works out fine, in the end. There is only so much kindness and humor any one of us can give. If those of us who respect Tristan get more of it, there's nothing wrong about that. And if you are curious and do want to connect with Tristan, here's a shocking trick I'd recommend: Try being kind.

Now, sweetie, modesty is fine. But just remember that you are in a room full of clients who know for a fact that you are anything but slow in the morning. Although, I guess that depends on how you define "cardio," doesn't it?

Happy birthday Honcho. In addition to being one of the smartest guys here, you're also one of the sexiest. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qu1T6UqZ_Ic/TeQ9l2oH43I/AAAAAAAA15A/3c6hCUxNw_I/s1600/honcho2.jpg Happy Birthday, and fuck you! http://image.blingee.com/images17/content/output/000/000/000/643/568553633_1126444.gif

Blonde, actually. Call her a fake blonde, if you wish. But really. If we're talking about blondes, who are you to talk?

I can't top the eloquent message you wrote on my birthday last year. But there is this: So I will give you a piece of fond and well-intentioned birthday advice. If you are planning to have a birthday party tonight ............. don't. If this forum is any indication, the sort of people with whom you associate will only cause problems with the neighbors. http://www.happybirthdaycake2015.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/%D0%91%D0%B5%D0%B7-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%8F-1-min.jpg Happy Birthday! With deepest love and affection, Steven

Happy Birthday @pitman Hope your day is a bowl of cherries! Oh, and watch out for the pits. http://www.highbluewave.com/wordpress2/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/armpit_tumblr_ltzcxdMbNr1r1jf1go1_1280.jpg

Of course I do. But I like it when sexy men tell me what it means. Perhaps you can whisper it in my ear. Or better yet, show me. But that won't work. I'm a dumb, poor, broken down whore. So I couldn't afford the fee, anyway, I'm sure.

Please define "interact."

Silly. He said he wasn't interested in applying. That doesn't mean he isn't interested in receiving applications. I understand the fee could leave someone feeling, well, a bit stiffed. You would have to check with Victor as to whether there are circumstances in which he would wave the fee.

http://www.errattc.com/media/20360.jpg There ya go. You can apply inside. You'd have to check with Victor, but I think the application fee is $200 or so. And you also are supposed to leave some kind of deposit.

Why? If there's any man on the planet who doesn't have to worry about making an ass out of himself, it's you.

Yeah, we'll see about that. I always saw myself as a Betty White kind of guy.

Great. My reputation is ruined. Now you have to go and tell everyone that I'm the kind of guy who thinks the way to a man's heart is not by putting my ring on his finger. It's by putting my mouth on his cock, and sucking. No one will ever think of me as an ignorant whore again.

Great. My reputation is ruined. Now you have to go and tell everyone that I'm the kind of guy who thinks the way to a man's heart is not by putting my ring on his finger. It's by putting my mouth on his cock, and sucking. No one will ever think of me as an ignorant whore again.

Why would I have done that? You, Sir, kept rejecting my proposals of marriage. I, Sir, am nothing if not persistent. So why in God's name would I have made my job more difficult by networking you with my competition?

Please, just stop it. Okay? You're ruining my reputation as an ignorant whore. :mad: