MysticMenace

The Let's Get Zesty Guy in the Salad Dressing Commercial...

In chronological (somewhat, at least. from what I could recall as of right now) order... Shirtless neighbors playing basketball in my subdivision The men's undershirt and underwear aisles in the mall The hot men and bed scenes in Thalia's television shows (Maria Mercedes-93, Marimar-94, Maria LaDel Barrio-95) Shirtless Filipino actors and models doing production numbers, in TV shows, music videos, or movies. Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black, Fight Club, Troy, and Mr. and Mrs. Smith (okay really in anything he was shirtless on) Obsessive fandom of ANTM (even more so with Nyle DiMarco's and Matthew Smith's seasons) and Project Runway Dante's Cove and Eating Out series Jude and Zero's love scenes on Hit the Floor Boyfriend.tv, PornHub, Subscription Sites (ND, SC, CF, Men, RS, NS), and OF RM and RentMasseur How about you?

Yep, same with my dream porn actors, although I think I'm close to convincing the guy to spend an overnight or weekend with me. 🤞 @jjkrkwood @Smurof, am sure you could still get plenty of 🍑 and/or 🍆, why wind down?

Appending to my original post - I would take some notes (either on RM or on my phone) re: what I particularly liked or disliked in the experience with the provider (sometimes I'll have a note that would say 'no repeat' if the experience was just bad or subsequent behaviors post-encounter are sketchy). It definitely became handy for me when I would get update texts from providers I was not going to repeat and would politely just reply to them my unavailability.

why don't you give me his phone number and I'll shoot him a text for me...I mean for you. 😁🤣

so after 4 months of celibacy, will commence my weekend tomorrow night with some nice and juicy 🍆 in my what might as well now be a virgin ass.

love a good kisser - is this "straight" provider still on RM?

I don't know if this provider was ever in porn, but after a long hiatus from being on the RM site, I am shocked by how voluptuous this guy's behind is... https://rent.men/xMateoBlanco

Speaking of Simone Biles, her yurchenko double pike vault this weekend was amazing!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NESV8eu6k18

I like the additional filter options within the Online User List page, though low-key interested in seeing what shows up if I select "Banned." I also wonder if we expect anyone to show up in the Online User List page if someone were to select the RIP filter.

So not quite a scripted show (or maybe it is...) but I didn't realize Hunter March from E!'s Nightly Pop is hiding some yummy body underneath his clothes...

Interestingly enough, I have not met with a lot of providers since January (except for my regular masseur in MD), but what has sparked my interest to start this topic was the recent influx of requests I have been getting from both RM and RMasseur sites to "add a review with 5 stars" for certain providers for a variety of reasons - slow pickup, balancing out some recent bad reviews - other reasons. Admittedly I have done this once or twice (the last time I probably should not have obliged as everything else this provider had done, outside of certain pricing schemes, was sketchy at best) early last year. And, providers who actually consider me a regular would never really ask me for this favor. It would be these individuals that I have met once or twice - had a great time with them, but I would not necessarily feel compelled to provide an additional review if I have not had a recent encounter with said provider. And the more I get these requests, the more I tend the question the motivations behind the ask. Perhaps it's just a seemingly efficient and expedient business move (to see if folks can solicit more positive reviews from clients who already provided positive reviews previously), but I wonder if you have tended to still meet with them. In retrospect, I do not know if I would necessarily hire those folks again. From a business and professional standpoint, I am still a big proponent for someone having integrity, so if someone is asking me to essentially lie and add a review for an encounter that does not exist or has not occurred, certainly gives me pause. How about you?

looks like his ads are saying he's a power bottom. so I guess a pass for me.

I bet you could also tell if he brushed his teeth and rinsed his mouth with mouthwash 😆😂🤣

well, if u want some relaxing "massage" to go with your vacation in Fort Lauderdale, certainly let me know, you can let me know which one you prefer, and 2 hours of whatever massage you want is on me for all the fantastic work you've done for the forum!

He said he'll be in LA through Wednesday, so maybe you could catch him in LA.

Love it - couldn't wait to upload mine - not my own picture necessarily, but a nice professional picture of the villa I stayed at in the Maldives.

my guy didn't win but proud that he did so well and was in the top 5. the guy who won had a brilliant last Q&A though, so deserved the win.

I do have one - just too lazy to douche

OK...Miss Universe prelims are done...1 hour break before Mister Supranational - gah! I hope I can stay awake.

hmm...actually just arrived - got small veggie pizza, philly cheese steak, and hot wings. I'll prolly have a bigger feast on Sunday since that'll be the coronation night for miss universe.

For Mister Supranational, the actual competition, is on this live stream starting at 7p PST

Preliminaries for Miss Universe is here.

Literally just finished laughing...happy Friday!

well, even though I'm a Nathan stan, I would say he'd be the guy to beat - he's been undefeated since worlds 2018.