MysticMenace

Weird question, right?! But I was wondering if any of the providers or clients introduced certain toys or gadgets into a sensual or an erotic massage session. If so, which ones do you recommend, and which ones would you avoid?

I need this to be in a movie (mainstream or porn) - would probably even pay for it vs. waiting for someone to upload it to pornhub or boyfriend.tv

ooooh, I love this - reviving a 10 year old topic! reminds me of someone who used to do it for a hot minute. 😂 idk though - no face, no meet-up.

Lol, at my early hiring days (which is kinda funny since I really just started 1.5 years ago), I had one experience where I did look at 'available now' coz the guy I had planned to have a session with just decided not to see me (it's all good, we're friends now), so then I was checking my plans B, C, and D in that order to see if one was available - couldn't waste a properly cleaned hole for the night...haha. I guess now I am lucky enough to have some of them reach out a few weeks in advance to let me know when they're going to be in town so I can get those sessions scheduled in advance. And good thing for the existence of thrusting and vibrating dildos and the Pulse for the instances where I turn into those "I'm horny now" thirsty dudes. And yea, not into 'available now' either nowadays coz God knows how long it takes to friggin' prepare down there.

hotel check-outs are typically at 11a, so who knows they may still be getting breakfast, or having round sex six in bed. 🤪

how does one verify a "top only" escort outside of what service the provider is willing to provide or advertise? I have met lots of guys who only advertise and professionally would just do "top" services, but when they hook up on their personal time or with other providers, they are more than happy to bottom.

damn. I didn't even get to save his contact number. oh well. I guess my interactions with him will be limited to just OF.

X-Men...Wolverine, Cyclops, and Gambit..

speaking of relax, I wonder who'd be relaxing his hole tonight...lol.

all of em...hard dicks out all in me (maybe sequentially, not all the same time)...

If I had $40 million, I probably would make sure my total earning is not public knowledge to the folks I'm dating or guys I'm hiring. I probably would not have time to be depressed if I keep scheduling weekly orgies and gang bangs with all the hottest and willing guys my disposable money can afford.

idk, that would be less romantic - while a wham-bam-thank you ma'am is also hot, how this story is unfolding for Kris gives me the butterflies (and no, I don't need an antacid...lol). I hope it works out for him, so maybe we can ask if Kris' future lover has as-hot relatives living in DC. Lol.

I am probably in the minority here, but I probably won't greet someone I do not know or have not interacted with a Happy Birthday. And TBH not really sure if the majority of members in the forum actually put their actual birthday in their profile. If the display of birthdays of several 'inactive' members is the issue, maybe just remove the view from the home page altogether. Perhaps it might be more useful if there is a view in an individual's profile of the birthdays of members the individual member follows, so he can be reminded of when to greet the members he cares to greet a Happy Birthday. Heck it could even include major milestones - like being a member for 10, 20, 25, 30 years - but similar to my suggestion, just at the individual profile level for the folks the member follows.

I'd listen to my little head. lol.

Anybody planning on seeing Dear Evan Hansen in December? I might venture out to NYC in mid-December to experience a few broadway shows. If y'all have suggestions of other shows and musicals that might be good - please let me know!

well, there is that drive 'n drag show on Randalls Island Park... https://www.tixr.com/groups/vossevents/events/drive-n-drag-nyc-pride-21805

+1 on the question. also, here are my thoughts: folks use this forum for different purposes and at varying frequencies. the term "active" might be harder to define. if you go to the online users section and filter by "members" you can see an estimate of how many members are online (e.g., right now I am seeing around 58 members of 160 online users, majority of which are guests) the statistics at the bottom of the main page already shows most members that are online for a certain day, as of today, 5/25 was poppin' with 239 members online let's say we define what "active" is and say @RadioRob makes the update to reflect a point in time count of "active members". how will that update be used and what percentage of the forum will actually utilize the update? unless we anticipate storage challenges, I do not think there is a need to delete content posted by deceased or inactive members.

I had a happy ending...but didn't get to taste anything, unfortunately.

welp let us know if he is, maybe he can hook me up with another just-as-good-looking alien too! lol

I'll answer your private message, @Smurof!

Oh, I thought this was meant for just any 'ole whore, and I'm like, yay, there's a day dedicated to me! Lol. But kidding aside, to the providers and masseurs that are new to or have been longstanding members of the forum, thank you for all that you do - you do not only provide and satisfy biological and physical needs, but you also provide great advice, companionship, laughs, and everything in between.

Oh, we know he'll enjoy it...after the baseball game! 🤣🤪😜 I also wonder how spacious the back would be for the bow-chika-bow-wow. lol.

my regular masseur took me on a ride with his EV, a Tesla, to grab some dunkin donut iced coffee after some "hard" and "throbbing" massage work... I like it, but my Tesla fever had gone down since I rode in it though. my car still works, so it'll be a long while till I get a new car.

And for Nationals...sorry still searching...oh there we go, bottom 8! LMAO.

This is exciting, @KrisParr, sounds like you're about to jump on this amazing adventure with a hottie. #happy4you #lowkeyjealous #actuallyveryjealous I am already following this topic, so am looking forward to the next chapters of this love story. 🥰😍