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Worked with him within the last two months. He's looking great.

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“I forgot to bring flowers,” Tom said lackadaisically.

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Actually, the Proper Thing to Do is put BOTH seats down

...and then pee.

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http://i.imgur.com/jZLev.jpg

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“He and I may have split up, but I’ll see that you never date him!” Tom exclaimed.

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“I want a sex change,” Tom demanded.

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“I don’t like it on my stomach,” Tom was prone to lie.

Kevin Slater

“Bottoming is painful,” Tom asserted.

Kevin Slater

It was an impromptu caption contest!

 

No, seriously...the caption did not come through. In the original it reads "Don’t believe everything you see on Shark Week—we’re not all bad.”

 

I like @Truereview 's, @Kevin Slater 's, @WmClarke's,and @Keith30309 's captions better.

 

Good work, gents!!

"Don’t believe everything you see on Shark Week—we’re not all bad," the shark said beneficially.

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"I think you're my new best chum!"

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Yeah, the best I can do is "Hurry up lady. I have to keep moving or I die."

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http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/DC063016-1000.jpg

I don't get it. What am I missing?

I suspect we're missing a caption. Rather than being told, I think we should each come up with our own like in the New Yorker.

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That *I* have the remote.

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“It was only a handjob,” Tom said callously.

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"I'm the opposite of pigeon toed," Tom pointed out.

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"I've designed a new bra," Madona said pointedly.

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"I had a coronary bypass," Tom said half-heartedly.

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One caller told of a school mate who had an accident and lost several toes when they were caught in the chain of his motor bike. Thereafter he was called Milk because he lacked toes.

I'm surprised that didn't go right past your eyes.

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A collection of real online male personal ad photos and critique of the decorating found within.

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http://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Family+planning+advice_6ee782_5658066.jpg

Well, that would do it I guess.

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http://funigy.com/img/0516/i-gotta-see-the-candy-first-then-i-get-in-the-van-im-not-stupid.jpg

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Any good escort should be happy to see most any client, but if it makes you more comfortable, by all means, ask. I like the idea of mentioning your age, race and weight. Then we can have fun trying to decide which one he's an asshole about.

Kevin Slater

HBO2 is running a full Season 6 marathon right now. Tune in if you have the full HBO channel lineup.

I think that anyone who has HBO can also sign into HBO Go and watch any HBO show ever, at their leisure.

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