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If only his athletic performance had equaled his self-promotion skills. 

Masters of the Universe (Netflix): well, He-Man isn't in it much, it's more female-centric on new character Teela (voice by Buffy's Sarah Michelle Gellar). I watched all 5 episodes and found Teela too pouty to ever like, but the show overall had some adult nuance to the characters and dialogue that quite surprised me, especially comments made by Evil Lyn (GoT's Lena Headey/Cersei).

Alas, I miss that steroidal, tan, blond muscular guy showing off his body all the time in a sexy harness and loincloth, but I'll stay tuned to see what bodies are bared in the next season. 

On 7/8/2021 at 1:40 AM, jeezifonly said:

The trouble I find with all soap operas going on too long is that it’s impossible to follow the characters over 20 years and not have to manufacture interest with alien abductions or reappeared evil twins...

You say that like it's a bad thing. 

But seriously, I guess DA did have that awful "reappearance of the heir" episode early on in S2 (the Canadian convalescent who claimed to be Patrick and had a badly disfigured face). And we spent 4 seasons on "Who will Mary love again?" But overall, I didn't think they had too many bad plot choices. You're right that if they string it out too long, we'll probably have Mr. Pamuk's brother showing up as a guest and deflowering another virgin and then dying in her bed.

On 8/7/2021 at 10:09 PM, Jeffster said:

I know I’m in a tiny minority, but there is something really off-putting about AW, especially in person. I wouldn’t pay $5 much less $500.I do realize I’m relatively alone in this sentiment.

I think his body is amazing and sexy, but there's something about his facial expression during sex scenes in any of his porn shots that cancels out his appeal from the neck down. Hard to describe, but a certain blankness to his face and eyes, or the sense that his body is grinding away, but his mind is off balancing his checkbook.

On 7/29/2021 at 12:52 AM, rvwnsd said:

That site has the visual appeal of three-day old deviled eggs that have been left out in the sun. Probably smells like 'em, too.

Gotta admit, it's one of the ugliest sites I've seen in a while. Looks like the failed class project of some high school kid coder.

On 5/26/2021 at 1:10 AM, LGatton said:

How much do you think Treebeard charges?

 

OMG, I panic at the thought of all the splinters involved during sex!

All the members I have saved in my "favorites" I just randomly came across at various times when I logged on.

I came across https://chaturfier.com sometime last year. You can get email and/or Telegram notices when a favorite is on, and you can also see their online history going back 4 weeks in case they have a consistent schedule. (I only use the notices for 2-3 "favorite" favorites, but you can turn them off.)

After seeing Jaxton Wheeler & some wannabe on the Adonis Only Fans page with a hideous beard looking like a bootleg Abraham Lincoln trying to convince everyone how straight he is, I would say he belongs on this list.

Jaxton is on Chaturbate on & off, and lately he's been on with a woman. But yeah, that beard--dumbest look ever and makes him look worse than people I've seen sleep in parks all summer.

It would have been less scandalous if he considered the dominant partner, but it would have been unlikely given he was in his 20s and younger than the king.

 

The sexual fluidity of the ancients is fascinating. Unfortunately, these historical relationships where the partners were peers socially were often the exception. The youth was more often at a complete disadvantage due to age and social status, and would suffer greatly if they resisted their patron's interest. It was acceptable according to the mores of the time and place, but it was certainly still exploitation.

That's my understanding from what I've read (and I love ancient history, whether it involves sex or not). It was OK in Greece in Rome for a man to be the top in M2M sex, but scandalous to be the bottom, so the bottoms were either slaves or young men. But it was also sex-only. Greece, Rome, Persia, etc. might tolerate gay sex, but not gay marriage. That's 21st century stuff.

All great points. I would differ on the last one, both with providers, and people in general. I'm a feedback kinda guy, but the older I get, the more I realize most people don't like feedback no matter how diplomatic or constructive or empathetic it is--they get triggered instantly into defense mode, so I'm becoming less and less of a feedback guy. But still, you made an excellent list that oughta be pinned somewhere.

I had a split experience. I dreaded PE class and was always the last chosen for any team. It was the low point of every single day.

But in my neighborhood, we played lots of sports (football, basketball, softball), and at home, you have to make do with your weakest players, so I was always included when we played 4-4 football. It was so much fun! Then we grew up, and guys got more serious about how their athleticism defined their manhood, and the fun ended. I was scrawny, slow, poorly coordinated, etc., and a liability.

As for watching sports, I can watch football and just about anything in the Olympics because of the infectious hype, but in general, I would rather be playing a sport than watching it.

Just watched S2 E1. Wow, as good as the first season. Homelander is amazing as Mr. All American Hero/super creepy on the inside. I'm not into the gore, but that seems part of the show's trademark. I do like the intrigue. I also like any scene with Laz Alonso in it (and I wish he was shirtless, but those tight t-sthirts look good on him too).

What I remember most about that movie (from memory, so not exact quotes):

Streisand: "I get my hair straightened in Harlem." (Then repeats it.)

Carol Ann: "Would you like me to disapprove?"

Burn!

I was on another popular gay chat site which had hundreds of responses to the question "which famous people have you been seated next to on a plane, theatre, restaurant, etc.". Not one answer included a famous sports celebrity. It's as if they didn't know athletes even existed. geesh.

That is funny. I watch football partly for enjoyment, partly because I like ogling those big, beefy bodies, and it's always better when their helmets come off so I can marvel at the cute faces (Jimmy Garoppolo, anyone?). But I'm certainly aware plenty of gay men don't like sports, which is fine. I would just think that as more "100% He-Man" athletes come out as gay, it would erode the belief that somehow you can't like sports and be gay too. Maybe if there were more out rugby players when we were younger, we would have grown up with different self-images. (Steve Brockman, anyone?)

I personally think the lines are already blurry. If you read straight, he-man sports writers, they can gush like girls with high school crushes on top athletes.

@Axiom2001 : It's fun to look at your profile and see "Joined Dec 31, 1969." So, you were here on the Internet when it was still a secret? I hope it wasn't lonely back then.

I watched a game last night: LA vs. Dallas. I had to turn the sound off because the microphones amplify the sound of their shoes squeaking on the floor. It's odd to watch a sports game without commentators, and the digital "fans" were kinda weird, but I still enjoyed it. I really prefer football, but I'm starved for any sports right now since I think I've seen everything on Netflix twice by now.

I had nearly fell out of my chair. So it's like he may know the condition, but choose not to fix it, because as long as it doesn't bother him...too bad if his sex partners don't like it, just be into me regardless. It's almost sadly arrogant. I think on the contrary, he didn't know...but might have imagined otherwise.

This forum often talks about how both clients and providers need to take a shower before meeting, because who wants to get close to a smelly person? (OK, some do, most don't.) This oral hygiene situation seems to fall in that same category, even though a simple shower won't take care of it.

Anyway, Jarrod, I think you were brave and mature in bringing it up, and it sounds like you were as tactful as possible, so I applaud you. And broaching any sensitive topic in any kind of relationship is always a risk: with someone else it might have worked, or if this person were in a different frame of mind, it might have worked. At least you tried.

Maybe it's too early and not enough coffee, but I don't remember a gay character in "Airplane!". Do you mean Johnny, the funny guy in the control tower?

Yeah, I just thought Johnny was eccentric and a prankster, in a movie full of eccentric pranksters. Maybe his voice was on the high side, denoting gay. Otherwise, I never thought of him that way.

Please send help, hahaha. Even after jerking off twice today and having crystal clear post-nut clarity I'm still spellbound by this cutie, hahaha. (It probably doesn't help that he looks a LOT like my previous ex-boyfriend.)

I'm surprised no one has brought this up. First, there are other sites than Flirt4Free, and some may give more to models than others. Other sites generally charge we the viewers less per minute.

But more importantly, once you build some trust with a model, usually by taking them private several times (and not for an hour, unless you want to), and showing you like them, they will try to give you their Skype address, and then you can pay them directly with Paypal or Western Union. Of course the cam sites will ban them for going around them, so you have to be careful and speak in code, but it's possible. Trust your gut: the sleazy (but hot) ones will take your money and run, but the others won't.

I think the expression"chub chaser" exists for a reason--you will be chased! But as Muscle Lover 2 says, people will harshly criticize anyone's appearance, especially in the anonymity of the internet. Just ignore the critics as best you can and focus on the people who appreciate you.

I personally think most men look hotter with a short trimmed beard, but if it's going to be wispy and not fill in (such as Chris Pratt), then better to be clean shaven. And ditto on the ZZ Top beards: I'm always afraid something has died in one of those.

How do you attach photos? I click the icon, paste the link but I get an error message. Is there an easier way to do it?

The trick is to isolate the image so that the end of its url is ".jpg" or ".webp" or another image file extension. My link to Boris is this

https://everipedia-storage.s3.amazonaws.com/ProfilePicture/en/boris-sanchez__e3f4ce_medium.webp.

So for Errol Barnett, do a search, then right click on the image, and in the menu choose "open image in new tab" (speaking of Chrome & Opera browsers). Then when that one opens, copy the whole url, and you get this handsome man. (Not all links will cooperate.)

PS. He looks sexier flaunting a little underwear than Jerry Falwell Jr does, IMO.

Just setting the record straight on CNN's Boris Sanchez, who oozes masculinity and is one of my favorites:

I think right now "Future Method" for most people means planning on having sex some day vaguely in the future.