KrisParr

I was in college before I learned the meaning of SNAFU and RTFM - my dad used those expressions frequently. Okay ... situation normal, all fucked up ... read the fucking manual

Armpits, hell yeah. The last escort I hired pre-COVID had pits like a Fuller brush. He was freshly showered sans deodorant and I went to town on them. Within minutes he told me to slow the fuck down as he was about to blow.

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.” ― Dorothy Parker “Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.” ― Dorothy Parker

I can’t believe I’m confessing this. My mom also said, “Wait’ll your father gets home ...” So one time, I did something that really pissed her off. I was probably 10 or 11. She smacked me on my upper arm (not hard at all) and sent me to my room. So for the next hour, I took everything I could find, like an eraser, some scotch tape, the dull side of a knife, to make where she slapped me look as red and “angry” as I could make it. When dad came in to “speak” to me, the first thing he saw was this ungodly red mark on my arm. Of course he got pissed at her. But my older brother had witnessed the whole thing and I finally admitted what I’d done and to save my ass, started laughing which turned into blubbering and a feeble apology. I was a brat.

Massaging my inner thighs from the knees up to the groin has always been an instant boner trigger - damn, that was hot. Thanks for posting.

Hmmm ... I thought the $150 leather football was kind of cool.

The shoe polish went out of business in the 60s, but the name was purchased as an online retail outlet as Shinola dot com.

For crying out loud ... Honest to John ... Confoundit (never did understand that one)

oh hell, yes! Woof ...

And? Please? ?

Link? ?

Was the “rusty trombone” invented for “The Music Man” or just a bi-product? Inquiring minds ...

Another good book is “The Beginners Guide to the End” - probably on Amazon, sorry, too lazy to find a link.

Panting ...

Definitely had a wee bit of enhancement- long time fan; wishful thinking, for sure

Just porn? Oh my ... I started tallying how much I’ve spent on massages, escorts, gifts, travel-related items all for my pleasure and it’s a staggering number. And then I watched that old movie, “You Can’t Take It With You” and felt a helluva lot better! I haven’t even thought about my “fetish” collections, and toys ... yikes

Oh, to be young, and hung, and cute, and buff ...

Bill Maher made a reference to Steve’s wardrobe on his HBO show last night.

Carl is mighty fine lookin’ and the Mrs. has some impressive ta-ta’s for sure.

I really enjoyed it. The finale had some nice kissing scenes; very sweet, tender. Great acting by the young’uns. The music was awesome.

I wonder if his bulge gets in the way when he tries to punt?

From the Information Super Highway: Underneath the singlet, wrestlers can wear nothing, a jockstrap, compression shorts, or regular briefs. A jockstrap used to be required for youth, high school and college levels. ... Because of this change, as well as a change in trends, jockstrap use has sharply declined in wrestling.

Google is our friend. Enter: Where was The Queen's Gambit filmed? And you’ll get a complete rundown: The US Open held in the Hotel Mariposa in Las Vegas is the Palais am Funkturm building of the Messe Berlin. Build in the 1950s, this large exhibition complex is located in the Charlottenburg-Wilmersdorf district of the city. The entrance, shot from the interior Summer Garden side, was modified via digital effects adding palm trees and a new building.

Great series - binged it - chess fan here; well done, great acting, decent storyline; couple of hotties here and there; the house where a lot of scenes take place looked just like my grandmother’s, complete with the grand piano and wall phone in the kitchen.

The rimming was so hot - especially while he continued to massage the client‘s back and cheeks; and the pit eating/licking blew me away - wow - definitely my kind of relaxin ?