KrisParr

Oh my goodness- two outstanding specimens. Thanks for posting.

A former masseur (since retired) did that technique where he’d gently pull/pinch the asshole hairs and then use a feathery touch to slide back and forth in my crack - used to drive me wild - first time I’ve ever seen it on video - ah, memories!

Oh hell, yes! But what does “dishinibited” mean in his profile? ?

Perhaps “Judgment 101” wasn’t on his class schedule back in the day. A college acquaintance of mine, is/was a local juvenile magistrate in another state. Had been on the bench about 5 years. This past summer, was caught by local police buying meth at a park- and when approached by the officers, swallowed the stuff (in a plastic bag) and was transported to the hospital to have the contents removed. Even “judges” fuck up. Yeah, he got fired and is appealing the whole damn arrest. Unbelievable.

“At this point, they said, it seemed like Toobin was on a second video call.” Okay, so was the “second video call” perhaps C-SPAN? HGTV? Fox? Inquiring minds ...

When he was told to “get a grip, Jeff” he took it literally.

One of my favorite escorts (since retired) used to moan, “oh, yeah ... mmm mmm mmmmm” when I was blowing him. It always started low and quiet and increased in pitch and decibels - always gave me a clue when he was getting close to spewing. Loved it.

Wood a few times a week, usually in the middle of the night when I need to take a piss. Wet dreams? Rare.

Uh, try masturbating before the appointment? Depends on age, refractory period, etc. I “do the deed” at least one day prior. And try focusing on something like baseball ... oh, wait a minute ... uh, taxes, uh, your grandmothers’s ankles, uh, um, er, trying singing in your head, like tunes from ”Rent” or anything by Streisand ... oh shit, thats not right ... politics?

And do we know who the massive bear masseur is?

Anyone remember “Hunghoney” - hot straight dude, blonde, tan, sold thongs on eBay? Yahoo had a PG-13 group. Sigh.

Oh hell yes, thanks!

Crap - mine showed up. I’ve had the same # for many years. Yep, that’s what burners are for. I’ve never used my “real” phone for playtime. But I still don‘t like this. Aaargh ....

Hmmmm. I wonder how one gets removed, if possibl, from the list?

A few years ago, I was in a chat room (which I hadn’t done in years) and met a guy. After some private chat, it turned out that he had a “stable” of college-age athletes who were gay-for-pay if I had any interest. Did I ever! It took quite a while to get through all the hoops of setting up the first date, but was well worth it. The first “jock” was experienced but had limitations - he was open to accepting oral and that was it. The second hottie was more inclined to versatility shall we say, but shy. The third, and final date, was by far the best - fantasy come true - the dude was model quality and very skilled. Found out later that he had made a couple of soft-porn videos. Alas, I moved away and within a year or so, the “stable” entrepreneur vanished. Great memories. I’m sure there are others out there, it’s just a matter of finding them.

My grandpa once said, “wives and mattresses are the same - when you get tired of one side, just flip ‘em over”. Oh grandpa, if you’d only lived long enough for me to come out.

Pre-COVID, every 3 weeks or so. But it’s been a long, long dry spell.

My college roommate drove a van for the Avon cosmetics company part time. All his deliveries were to mostly housewives at home during the daytime. He was quite handsome and told many stories of getting laid. Pre-COVID, there was a UPS driver I would have gladly invited in for a beer - amazing legs and arms.

Excellent points. Which is why several times I’ve planned a meet and greet just to be sure. And so far, it’s worked out fine. But, ya’ never know.

And then there was Michael, who advertised as an “escort of distinction” - I started seeing him every 3-4 weeks. Back in the day, his service was 150 which was a little steep for the area and it was the 90s. Anyhow, after a few encounters, it started with needing an extra 20 for gas. Then, hey let’s get pizza and beer on my dime. Next it was his car that needed a new battery, he needed some dental work, and on and on. Granted, he was a gorgeous hunk and the sex was incredible- and he knew it, and he knew that I knew it. The gravy train just kept rolling on and the “needs” became demands. I finally woke up, several thousand dollars later. He dumped me eventually; apparently some other customer had a bigger wallet. I ran across him a few years ago on social media. He was running a gym and advertising personal training and massage. The thick blonde hair had disappeared along with the pecs and abs. Karma, we adore thee.

And then there’s that awkward moment when you arrive for your date with the escort, and he’s sporting a beard, or has cut/shaved his hair or has a new tattoo, etc., things that were never in any of the photos. My one experience was the dude with quite a bushy beard and a major brand new tattoo across his abdomen that he politely asked me to be careful of. It was not a good session at all. Surprise!

About $300+ / hotel rental, booze, misc., all because of a last-minute no-show; not a pleasant memory by any stretch and this was 10+ years ago.

Did those of you who are posting negative reviews watch the 30-minute ending “extra” with the author? He passed away about 6 months ago. Well worth watching - he explains a lot of why he wrote it, what the world was like 50 yers ago.

The final season of Schitt‘s Creek just showed up on Netflix - omg

Yes, but the picture of him in the gray sweatpants ... sigh